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• Jokes 01

Ek Ladki Aur Ladke Ka Bahut Long Time Affair Chalne Ke Baad Breakup Ho Raha Tha....

Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Diye Hue Gift Ginate Hue Bola....

Ladka: "Ab Humare Bich Kuch bhi Nahi Raha Meri Nishaniya Mujhe Wapas kar Do"

Ladki Bhi Tez Thi Usne Condom Se Bhari Ek Tokri Ladke Ko Pakdayi Aur Boli

Ladki: "Le, Ismein Se Jo Tera Hai Dhund Le"

• Jokes 02

बंता: यार संता क्या इस धरती पर कोई ऐसा इंसान है जिसे परेशानी ना हो?

संता: नहीं तो।

बंता: तो यार अगर किसी की ज़िन्दगी में कोई परेशानी हो तो किसके पास जाना चाहिए?

संता: किसान के पास।

बंता: किसान के पास! वो क्यों?

संता: क्योंकि उसके पास हल होता है।

• Jokes 03

Hole in the Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat

gia to?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata

kaise chalega

• Jokes 04

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!

• Jokes 05

Pati aur Patni Sexx Kar Rahe The...
Achanak kisi ne Door Bell Bajayi.
Pati ne 5 Min baad Darwaza Khola...
Uska dost aaya hua tha...
Dost - Yaar badi der laga di darwaza kholne main?
Pati - yar Hum log chatni koot rahe the.
Shararti Dost bola - Bhabhi hame bhi Chatni chatao...
Hosiyar Bhabhi - Maine To Bartan Dho Diye Hain, Kootne ke Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo.

• Jokes 06

 5 Year old son was crying....
Dad came and asked.
Dad - Why are you crying? Tell me I am your friend na...
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Son - Are Kuch nahi yaar. Zara sa horlicks kya nai piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi....
Jokes 01
 Bachhe ki DadaGiri

Ek bachha bhagwan se CYCLE ke liye pray karta hai...
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But bhagwan usko Cycle nahi deta hai
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Agle din bachha bhagwan Ganesh ki Tasveer Chura leta hai aur Lord Shiva ko Latter likhta hai...
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"Agar baccha chahiye to cycle lekar Mandir aaja.."

• Jokes 07

 Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diya
Ladki : I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi
Bachaa : It's OK baby, "Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain"
Jokes 01
 Fasi Ki Khushi se
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di

jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Sardar(Khusi se) : Main to uthta hi subha 9

baje hon!!!

• Jokes 08

 Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.

• Jokes 09

 Vakil - jaj Sahab, Kanun ki kitab ke page no 15 ke mutabik mere muvakkil ko Bari kiya jae
Jaj - Kitab Pesh ki jae
Kitab pesh ki gayi, Jaj nepage no. 15 khola to usme 1000 ke 10 Note the,
Jaj muskrate hue bola - bahut khub is tarh ke 2 sabut aur pesh kiye jae...
Jokes 01
 BF txt to his GF on watsApp...
.
BF : Hi
.
GF : Hello
.
BF : Kahan par ho?
.
GF : Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu,
abhi driver mujhe club chor dega,
uske baad mall me shopping k liye jaungi,
tab
tumhe call krti hu,
Tum kahan par ho ?
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BF : 401 no ki bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE,
TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI..
Jokes 01
 Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha
To wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya...
Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
Master - Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu - Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
Master - Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
Pappu - To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga...
Master - Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?
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Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha - "Master Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho"

• Jokes10

 Jor Se Bolo
Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di!

• Jokes 11

Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha
To wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya...
Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
Master - Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu - Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
Master - Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
Pappu - To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga...
Master - Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?
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Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha - "Master Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho"

• Jokes 12

SCIENCE kahta hai ki paani ubalne se uske kitanu mar jate hai..
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki
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'Dead Bodies' to Paani main hi reh jati hai..
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Stupid Science

some hindi non veg jokes collection

hindi non veg number- 01

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
and
then Leave me Alone….

hindi non veg number- 02

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.

A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”

Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”

hindi non veg number- 04

I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”

hindi non veg number- 05

When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
.
.
.
Mobile Company!

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hindi non veg number- 06

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

hindi non veg number- 07

A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day and Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads and
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?

hindi non veg number- 08

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
.
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Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting with
students who said dat you are not the
most
beautiful
teacher in this college.

hindi non veg number- 09

Love Affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS:
A girl sitting on THE 1st bench turns her back &
Sees THE boy Sitting on THE last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
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BOY'S WAYS:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".

hindi non veg number- 10

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... your name is also there...
read the 1st letter of every word.

hindi non veg number- 11

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

hindi non veg number- 12

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

hindi non veg number- 13

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

hindi non veg number- 14

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

hindi non veg number- 15

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.

Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.

hindi non veg number- 16

Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P

Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

hindi non veg number- 17

Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
.
.
Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
.
.
1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
.
.
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Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

hindi non veg number- 18

Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

hindi non veg number- 19

Mainu Yaar-yaar Karde Rahe,,,,,

Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......

Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,

Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.

hindi non veg number- 20

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.

Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,

Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

hindi non veg number- 21

Log

Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer

Na zuban se

Na fone se

DIRECT

DIL SE

Nara awam da

Zardari bekaar da

Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal

da.

hindi non veg number- 22

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c

svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai

per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?

Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Snta: Mobile te sap wali

hindi non veg number- 23

Oh Menu KeHndi Teri ZinDagI Nu Mai JannatBna Dau.
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Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
.
.
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ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..

hindi non veg number- 24

Ques: Agar duniya mai bejli nahi hoti toh TV kaise dekhte?
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.
.
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

hindi non veg number- 25

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

hindi non veg number- 26

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

hindi non veg number- 27

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

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Non Veg Number - 1

Santa:Mere biwi muze bahut marte hay
Banta:to police me complain kar
Sn:O khud POLICE INSPECTOR hay

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Non Veg Number - 2

Teacher: Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?
Santa: Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta!

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Non Veg Number - 3

Bnta:tera mobile kaha hy?
Snta:mar gaya

Bn:kaise?
Sn:Pani m gir gaya,Usko tairna nhi aata tha
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Non Veg Number - 4

Banta:En Ladkiyo ke Lips lal Q hote hay?
Santa:Aray yar Ladko ka khun pine se hote honge

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Non Veg Number - 5

Santa Swami se-
Sawami ji Aisi biwi ko kya kahenge jo Shareef, Dayalu Sanskari ho,
Sawami "AFWAHA"
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Non Veg Number - 6

SANTA gave Card 2 Dad on B-day:
Phul Bahut he Gulab Jaisa Koi Nhi Baap to bahut he Ap Jaise Koi Nhi

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Non Veg Number - 7

Judge:Tum Dakaiti Dkhte Rhe,Roka Q Nhi

Gawah:Agar Meri Jan Chali Jati To Chasmdid Gawah Kon hota

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Non Veg Number - 8

Banta:Wife agr hsbnd ko naukar samjhe
to hsbnd ko kya krna cahiye?
Santa:Zyda nhi,
2-4 ghar or pakad lene ka
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Non Veg Number - 9

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Santa:Mujhe Subah-Subah Saans Lene Me Problem Aati H

Banta:Problem To Ayegi Hi Subah-Subah Baba Ramdev K Chele Sari Oxygen Jo Khinch Lete H

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Non Veg Number - 10

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

why??
sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha:-)

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Non Veg Number - 11

Ladkewale:ye kya btizi h apki ladki ko shram nhi ati,undrgrment m hi aa gai
Ladkiwale:apne hi to kha tha ki ladki hume sirf 2kapdo m cahiye
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Non Veg Number - 12

Santa apni aniversary per patni k liye
Gulab
ka phul
leker gaya
Patni- muje ye nhi chaiye
koi
sone ki
cheez do
.
.
Santa-Ye le takiya,
soja
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Non Veg Number - 13

Santa-Sir sb log HINDI,ENGLIS,URDU m bolte h MATH m Q nhi?
Teacher-Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole Nhi to 4,5 jad dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge
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Non Veg Number - 14

Santa- Tere haath me chot kese lagi..
Banta- Kuch ni Mene Gaye k Daan Ginne ke liye uske Mu Me haath dal diya tha usne meri unglian gIn dali.
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Non Veg Number - 15

Innocent trick:

Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.

Mom- Kahan he Garib?

Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha he
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एक महिला दूसरी महिला से – क्या तुम्हारी सास बीमार थी कैसे मर गई ?
दूसरी महिला पहली महिला से – दरअसल अतिम संस्कार के समानो मे पचास परसेंट की छूट चल रही थी सो मेरी सास ने उसी का फायदा उठाया और मर गई

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Desi Non Veg Jokes in Hindi Language:

बाप- बेटा मैंने तेरे लिए एक लड़की देखी है, वो रूपवती, गुणवती और सरस्वती है।
बेटा- लेकिन पापा मैं किसी ओर से प्यार करता हूं और वो गर्भवती है।

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एक बार एक गाँव में नसबन्दी शिविर चल रहा था, लोगों को जबरन पकड़-पकड़ कर नसबन्दी की जा रही थी, ऐसे में एक झोपड़े में जब कर्मचारी पहुँचे तो उन्हें वहाँ एक अधेड़ व्यक्ति मिला। उन्होंने उसे भी पकड़ लिया और जबरन नसबन्दी कराने ले चले। उसने कहा कि “भाई मेरी नसबन्दी हो चुकी है…” लेकिन कर्मचारी फ़िर भी नहीं माने तब वह भड़क कर बोला… “साले… लाइन तो पहले ही काट चुके हो, अब क्या मीटर भी उखाड़कर ले जाओगे?”

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Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

एग्ज़ॅम और सुहाग रात के बाद कामन डाइलॉग-
कैसा हुआ.?

अच्छा हुआ,
थोड़ा बड़ा था
थोड़ा छूट गया,
आता था पर ठीक से कर नही पया.
फिर भी जैसा हुआ अच्छा हुआ.


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Bangla funny SMS

ame ak rate sopna deklam tumi ulonggo hoe rastaey douraitaso .Ta dekha ekti kukur hastasa.Ami kukur atka jiggasa korlam tui hastaso kano.Kukur bollo ,ami jibona prothom kono prani dheklam jar lez samna.

Bangla funny SMS

wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato?
hus: kija bolo na tome?
wife: ame pragrant
husb: ata to kusir khobor
wofe:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae




Bangla funny SMS

Akdin ak mayea Razaker huzur ke jiggas korlo,
Kono sele ke chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Naozbillah
tayle kono lok ke chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Astagfirullah
Apnake chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Jee, Bismillah.

Bangla funny SMS

O sms gie amar salam bolish. Save korle dhonnobad dish. Delit korle pashani bolish ar jodi na pore to sms charge nie nish.

Bangla funny SMS

Chumo holo premer chabi. Prem holo bier tala. Bie holo bachcha- kachchar baxo.. Ar bachcha- holo Bangladesher shomoshsha (population). Tai chumo khaoa theke biroto thako.

Bangla funny SMS
Ami pathore tomar nam likhlam, ar pathorta khoye gelo. Ami kagoje tomar nam likhlam, ar kagojta chhire gelo. Ami hreedoye tomar nam likhlam, ar amar "HEART ATTACK" hoye gelo!!!

Bangla funny SMS

Ami thhik korechhilam, tomake prithibir shobcheye shundor ebong mishti upoharta pathhabo. Kintu postman chitkar kore bollo,...ber hooo haramjada postbox theke.

Bangla funny SMS

2mi ekhon ki korchho, bolbo? Boi porchho? Na, na! gun shunchho? Uhu! Tv dekhchho? Nah! Yaah, dhore felechhi-- ! Amar sms porchho. Oh, ekhon tumi hashchho. Hashte thako.

Bangla funny SMS

Shundori tumi hote paro, tai bole amio dekhte kharap noi. Shurommo dalane tumi thaktei paro, tai bole amio pother bhikheri noi. Bhalobeshar por bolchho je tumi bibahita, kan khule shune nao amio bachelor noi

Bangla funny SMS

Mone achhe shei dintir kotha, jhir-jhir hawa boichhilo, train ta platform-e darolo, tumi amay dekhle, ami ekta close-up hashi dilam, tumi guti paye kachhe ele ar bolle Allahrwaste kichhu dengo baba!