U know who the best goal keeper in the world is ?
Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or
which way u fuck her, ur balls never go in !
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Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or
which way u fuck her, ur balls never go in !
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number- 2
one said to another," I hope its not a sexy movie,
otherwise we will have to stand for 3 hrs !!!!
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number -3
small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile phones.
Sometime soon a small penis will be in style ,and then u will be"
A STYLISH MAN ".
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number- 4
Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play with !"
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-5
has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
...................................HEART.
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-6
Angry maid : "At least I m better than u in the bed."
Lady (amazed) : "And my husband told u this ? "
Maid : " No, the DRIVER "
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-7
Mom : " beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl u will get one. "
Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! "
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-8
Museebat aur Lulli kahin bhi khadi ho sakti hai.
Kismat aur Bra kahin bhi khul sakti hai.
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number -9
B 'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER !
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-10
A lady who was inside got furious & shouted--" THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN "
The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!"
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-11
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-12
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-13
Both of them are in the search of hole !
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-14
Kiss is an inquiry in first floor about vacancy in the ground floor.........!
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-15
and can make u feel better ?
....... VICKS INHALER !
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-16
Maar chaddapa bed wich aaja, kacchi la ke bund dikhaja,
Ni kudiye raand diye....Kodi hokay lun pawaja kudiye raand diye...!
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-17
Tang Bhosedi, Tikkhe Mommay hunday kudi kawari de.......!
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-18
Aur Khuda khud tujse pooche....
Bata CHUTIYE ab utray ga kaisay !
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Best Hindi Non Veg Number-19
He smiled , threw his pant at her and said : " Go wash it ! "
Best Hindi Non Veg Number-20
" Titanic banaya to kaun sa pahar giraya,
akhir woh bhi to ek kasti thi.
Aray Taj Mahal to hum bhi banwa sakte dete,
humari Mumtaj hi gashti thi..! "
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