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Beta Baap Se: Papa Ji Aap Ki Chain Khooli Hai
Baap: Sab Ke Saamne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Kro
Beta: Accha, Paa Apna Makeup Box Band Kar Lo…
Aap Ki Lipstick Dikh Rhi Hai.

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Suhaagrat ko Pati Patni se – Ijazat hai?
Wife – G haa
Wife ko puri raat ch*d ch*dkar bimaar karke sasuraal
chhod ke saas se bola : Aacha ijazat hai?
Wife - Mummy ijazat mat dena ga*nd faad dega

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Sabse bada jhatka :
Jab husband suhagraat ki taiyari kar raha
ho tabhi wife bole :
Aye jee CONDOM Kohinoor ka hi lagana.
Dusre se mujhe alergy ho jati hai

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Lady touched horse’s penls
Horse excited jumped and ran away very fast.
Horse Owner : Bhabhijee aab hamara bhi pakdo,
humko ghoda pakadna hai

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Ek Mahaan Admi Ka Vichar
Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon
Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai
Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,
Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..
Every Thucking Day!

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College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi
Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”
Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”
Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“

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Ek Bar Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli
“Mere Husband Ka Lun.D Bahut Bada Hai,
Jab Vo Dalta Hai To Dil Ko Lagta Hai”
Doctor: “Usko Le Aao Operation Kar Ke Chota Kar Deta Hun”
Lady: “Areey Nahi Doctor Saab,
Mera Dil Thoda Sa Uppar Kar Do“

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Ladkiyo Ki Sab Se Jyada Izzat Kaun Karta Hai?
Ans: Apna Pappu Yaar,
Jo Unko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Jata Hai

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Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??
Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon

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Nargis 2 doctor:My Hole Is 2 Big
DR Looks In Hole Says My Goodness,Goodness,Goodness.
Nargis:Y R U Repeting Words?
DR:Repeat Nahi kar raha,Awaz Goonj rahi ha.

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1 Najoomi ne pregnant Nargis ko bataya ke delivery k foran baad is Bachay ka Baap mar jaega.
Nargis: "THANKS GOD,
My Husband Is Safe".

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New married Larki sey uski saheli ney pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chhatt aur Pankha

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Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud
kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola:Tumhari
pehlay kisi ne nahi li?
BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!!

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Shadi ki agli subah sardarni ki maaan : beta GHUSAL ker Lo…
Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao

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Mother:Larka psand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.