Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Hindi Non Veg Jokes : Top Ten Non Veg OF The Week

Dheere-Dheere' Karo Sanam

Call Girl Ne Arz kiya:

'Dheere-Dheere' Karo Sanam,
Mandi Ka Zamana Hain.IsS Chhoti Si JAGAH Se Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai"

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes : Top Ten Non Veg OF The Week

Sab 1-1 doha sunao

Sir 2 stud- Sab 1-1 doha sunao,
Pappu pahle tum sunao..

Pappu- Chidiya bathi ped pe,
Usne diya mut, Pintu ki ma ki chut..

Sir- Sabaas very gud,
Ab pintu tum sunao..

Pintu- Kabutar baitha neem par usne diya mut,
Pappu ki ma ka bhosada
Or master ki ma ki chut... :-)
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes : Top Ten Non Veg OF The Week

Ek ladki ne jor se kaha

Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod...
Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha - aise dabaye..
Ladki - haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai.
Baba :- abdul madarchod..... Teri maa ka bhosda...
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes : Top Ten Non Veg OF The Week

A very Clean Poem

A very Clean Poem::

Vo soti rahi main karta raha,
Intzaar us ke jawab ka;

Abhi uske haath me rakha hi tha ke choot gaya,
phool gulab ka;

Usne kaha piche se nahin aage se karo,
deedar mere husn-e-shabbab ka;

Usne kaha bada maja aata hain jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek lafz tere pyar ka..
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes : Top Ten Non Veg OF The Week

Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt

Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni bibi ko piche se karne laga

bibi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.

Santa-tumhe kaise pata.

Bibi-jab me colledge me thi mujhe gunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.

Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the piche se kiya tha.
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes : Top Ten Non Veg OF The Week

Chor ne dhudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh

Chor ne dhudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh dia aur usko sari bhainse le gya...

Subah logo ne use khola to usne bhains ke bachde ko khub mara..?

Logo ne kaha is bejuban ko kyun mar rahe ho..

Dudhwala- ye bhenchod 4 mahine ka hogya ha par gandu ko 'than' aur 'lund' me fark nahi malum.
Maa chod di raat bar chuus chuus ke.
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes : Top Ten Non Veg OF The Week

Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa

Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, chhoti ko beti aur barabar wali ko behen samjho.
Santa: Baba fir ye ghanta tum rakh lo,
Baba Ramdev: Kyo Beta
Santa: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes : Top Ten Non Veg OF The Week

GAZAL-E-SEX

Mai teri baahon me aana chahti hu...
Apne honth tere honthon se milana chahti hu...

Apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapde,
Mai tere bistar ko sajana chahti hu..

Tuje apne bobo ka nazara Dikha k,
Unhe tere haathon se dabwana chahti hu...

Apni dono tangon ko thora sa khol k, Apni mast chut Dikhana chahti hu..

Meri chut ko sehlana tum apni zuban se, Aaj is ka lutf Bhi mai uthana chati hu..

muje tum bistar pe lejakar ragar dalo...
QyuKi aaj mai
Sirf chudwana chati hu...
chudwana chahti hu... chudwana chahti hu...