Santa Ko Ek Sunder Si Ladki Pasand Aa Gayi,-------------
Aur Usne Us Se Baatchit Shuru Ki--------------

Ladki Asal Mein Ek Call Girl Thii Par Ye Baat
Santa Ko Pata Nahi Thhi----------------
Dono Mein Prem Pyar Kuch Din Chala Aur--------------
Ladki Bhi Santa Ke Bholepan Se Imress Ho Ke------------
Usko Pyar Karne Lagi----------------
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Ab Bechari Ladki Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Isko To
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Pahli Rat Mein Hi Pata Lag Jayega Ki Main
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Badi Buri Tarha Se Chudi Hun
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Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Se Ye Baat Discuss Ki,
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Saheli Ne Idea Diya
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Saheli: “Jaisi Hi Vo Tere Andar Dale Jor Jor
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Se Chikhna Shuru Kar Dena Aur Rone Lag
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Jana”
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Ladki: “Haan Ye Baat Thik Hai, Is Se Usko
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Lagega Ki Main Virgin Hun”
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Ye Soch Ke Ladki Ne Santa Se Shadi Kar Li
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Suhagrat Wale Din Santa Ne Jaisi Hi Uske
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Ander Dala Ladki Chikhne Lag Gayi
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Santa Ne Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dala To Ladki
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Zor Zor Se Rone Ka Drama Karne Lag Gayi
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Santa Ne Pucha: “Janu Kya Hua Rone Kyu Lag
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Ladki: “Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai Ji, Meri Jaan
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Ye Sun Ke Santa Bhi Zor Zor Se Rone Lag
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Ladki Ne Hairan Hoke Santa Se Pucha
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Santa: “Bhonsdi Ki, Mere To Tatte Tak Ander Chale Gaye Hai Isliye Ro Raha Hun“

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hindi non veg number- 01

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
and
then Leave me Alone….

hindi non veg number- 02

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.

A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”

Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”

hindi non veg number- 04

I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”

hindi non veg number- 05

When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
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.
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Mobile Company!

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hindi non veg number- 06

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

hindi non veg number- 07

A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day and Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads and
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?

hindi non veg number- 08

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting with
students who said dat you are not the
most
beautiful
teacher in this college.

hindi non veg number- 09

Love Affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS:
A girl sitting on THE 1st bench turns her back &
Sees THE boy Sitting on THE last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
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BOY'S WAYS:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".

hindi non veg number- 10

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... your name is also there...
read the 1st letter of every word.

hindi non veg number- 11

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

hindi non veg number- 12

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

hindi non veg number- 13

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

hindi non veg number- 14

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

hindi non veg number- 15

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.

Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.

hindi non veg number- 16

Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P

Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

hindi non veg number- 17

Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
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Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
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1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
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Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

hindi non veg number- 18

Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

hindi non veg number- 19

Mainu Yaar-yaar Karde Rahe,,,,,

Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......

Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,

Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.

hindi non veg number- 20

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.

Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,

Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

hindi non veg number- 21

Log

Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer

Na zuban se

Na fone se

DIRECT

DIL SE

Nara awam da

Zardari bekaar da

Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal

da.

hindi non veg number- 22

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c

svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai

per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?

Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Snta: Mobile te sap wali

hindi non veg number- 23

Oh Menu KeHndi Teri ZinDagI Nu Mai JannatBna Dau.
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Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
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ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..

hindi non veg number- 24

Ques: Agar duniya mai bejli nahi hoti toh TV kaise dekhte?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

hindi non veg number- 25

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

hindi non veg number- 26

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

hindi non veg number- 27

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

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Non Veg Number - 1

Santa:Mere biwi muze bahut marte hay
Banta:to police me complain kar
Sn:O khud POLICE INSPECTOR hay

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Non Veg Number - 2

Teacher: Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?
Santa: Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta!

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Non Veg Number - 3

Bnta:tera mobile kaha hy?
Snta:mar gaya

Bn:kaise?
Sn:Pani m gir gaya,Usko tairna nhi aata tha
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Non Veg Number - 4

Banta:En Ladkiyo ke Lips lal Q hote hay?
Santa:Aray yar Ladko ka khun pine se hote honge

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Non Veg Number - 5

Santa Swami se-
Sawami ji Aisi biwi ko kya kahenge jo Shareef, Dayalu Sanskari ho,
Sawami "AFWAHA"
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Non Veg Number - 6

SANTA gave Card 2 Dad on B-day:
Phul Bahut he Gulab Jaisa Koi Nhi Baap to bahut he Ap Jaise Koi Nhi

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Non Veg Number - 7

Judge:Tum Dakaiti Dkhte Rhe,Roka Q Nhi

Gawah:Agar Meri Jan Chali Jati To Chasmdid Gawah Kon hota

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Non Veg Number - 8

Banta:Wife agr hsbnd ko naukar samjhe
to hsbnd ko kya krna cahiye?
Santa:Zyda nhi,
2-4 ghar or pakad lene ka
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Non Veg Number - 9

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Santa:Mujhe Subah-Subah Saans Lene Me Problem Aati H

Banta:Problem To Ayegi Hi Subah-Subah Baba Ramdev K Chele Sari Oxygen Jo Khinch Lete H

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Non Veg Number - 10

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

why??
sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha:-)

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Non Veg Number - 11

Ladkewale:ye kya btizi h apki ladki ko shram nhi ati,undrgrment m hi aa gai
Ladkiwale:apne hi to kha tha ki ladki hume sirf 2kapdo m cahiye
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Non Veg Number - 12

Santa apni aniversary per patni k liye
Gulab
ka phul
leker gaya
Patni- muje ye nhi chaiye
koi
sone ki
cheez do
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Santa-Ye le takiya,
soja
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Non Veg Number - 13

Santa-Sir sb log HINDI,ENGLIS,URDU m bolte h MATH m Q nhi?
Teacher-Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole Nhi to 4,5 jad dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge
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Non Veg Number - 14

Santa- Tere haath me chot kese lagi..
Banta- Kuch ni Mene Gaye k Daan Ginne ke liye uske Mu Me haath dal diya tha usne meri unglian gIn dali.
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Non Veg Number - 15

Innocent trick:

Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.

Mom- Kahan he Garib?

Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha he
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बाप- बेटा मैंने तेरे लिए एक लड़की देखी है, वो रूपवती, गुणवती और सरस्वती है।
बेटा- लेकिन पापा मैं किसी ओर से प्यार करता हूं और वो गर्भवती है।

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एक बार एक गाँव में नसबन्दी शिविर चल रहा था, लोगों को जबरन पकड़-पकड़ कर नसबन्दी की जा रही थी, ऐसे में एक झोपड़े में जब कर्मचारी पहुँचे तो उन्हें वहाँ एक अधेड़ व्यक्ति मिला। उन्होंने उसे भी पकड़ लिया और जबरन नसबन्दी कराने ले चले। उसने कहा कि “भाई मेरी नसबन्दी हो चुकी है…” लेकिन कर्मचारी फ़िर भी नहीं माने तब वह भड़क कर बोला… “साले… लाइन तो पहले ही काट चुके हो, अब क्या मीटर भी उखाड़कर ले जाओगे?”

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एग्ज़ॅम और सुहाग रात के बाद कामन डाइलॉग-
कैसा हुआ.?

अच्छा हुआ,
थोड़ा बड़ा था
थोड़ा छूट गया,
आता था पर ठीक से कर नही पया.
फिर भी जैसा हुआ अच्छा हुआ.


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