the top 15 adult jokes here i tell you, i am sure you never feel boring after read this jokes.
A GIRL GOES OUT OF TOWN WITH HER BF FOR DATE.
WELL THEY ENJOYED SEX OUTSIDE THE TOWN.
THE GIRL TELL THE BOY I FORGET TO TELL U
THAT I AM ACTUALLY PROSTITUTE
AND CHARGE RS.200 FOR SINGLE.
THE BOY GAVE HER THE MONEY SHE ASKED FOR.
THE BOY GET SIT IN HIS CAR.
THE GIRL COME ALONG WITH HIM AND SIT IN CAR.
THE BOY ASK YES MADAM.
GIRL SAID.. LET GET BACK TO TOWN NA..
THE BOY SAID OH I FORGET TO TELL U
THAT I AM TAXI DRIVER AND I WILL CHARGE RS.250 FOR TOWN.
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Hindi funny Hot Non Veg Adult Desi Jokes Collection
Suhagrat Ke Baad Sabse muskil kaam kya hai?
One friend asks to another friend:
Q: shadi ke baad, first night sabse muskil kaam kya hai?
Ans: wife se baat karna!.......No.
Kiss and sex karna…..no yaar.
=====================
Hindi Non Veg Jokes, Adult Hot Porn Sexy Hindi Joke
Hindi Non Veg Jokes, Adult Hot Porn Sexy Hindi Joke
Sex k dauran amir Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise? Premi emotional hote hue: Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi khilona nhi tha....
PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve:
Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai"
PATNI (sharmate huye) :
Pata nahi ji
Jitne Muh
Utni Baatein"...
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Sindhi's Son: Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS banwa do... !
Sindhi : bahar chal, woh kya hai aasman mai?
Sindhi's son: Papa woh chand hai.
Sindhi: Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???
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Koyal samza jinhe,
Bhosdike wo kauwe nikle,
Dosti ke naam pe madarchod bhadwe nikle,Jo roka karte the hame chodne se,
Bhenchod unki hi jeb se
condom nikle...
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Boy: Panditji, ek hi ''Gotra'' me shaadi kar sakte hain kya...?
Modern Pandit: Gotra koi bhi ho chalega, kintu "MUTRA" ka marg ek jaisa nahi hona chahiye
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SEX Poem. fuck ne hard....n fuck me deep.... Don"t stop....until i weep suck my boobs....n kiss my lips Go on baby.....shake my hips I love the feel of u in my pussy ek baat kahun....kya chodte ho tusi .... Eat my pussy.....like burger of MCD chodo mujhe....faad k mari chaddhi woofer mai teri....tu mera amplfier kisi aur ko chod ke aaya hai na....u liar? faad di hai tune....aaj mari fuddi Aise hi chodte rehna. jb tk mai ho na jaun buddhi. muh me lena ka aaj man hai mera... taiyar ho ja.lund pe raja k sehra
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As a woman passed her daughter 's
closed bedroom door , she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from
within.. . Opening the door , she
observed her daughter
With a vibrator .
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the
world are you doing ?'
The daughter replied : 'Mum , I 'm
thirty- five years old , unmarried, and
this thing is about as close as I' ll ever
get to a husband . Please, go away and
leave me alone.'
The next day , the girl 's father heard
the same buzz coming from the other
side of the closed bedroom door .
Upon entering the room, he observed
his Daughter making passionate love
to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was
doing, the daughter said: 'dad I 'm
thirty- five , unmarried , and this thing is
about as close as I 'll ever get to a
husband .. Please , go away and leave
me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came
home from a shopping trip, placed
the groceries on the kitchen counter,
and heard that buzzing noise coming
from, of all places, the living room.
She entered that area and observed
her husband sitting on the couch ,
downing a cold beer , and staring at
the TV.. ... . The vibrator was next to
him on the couch, buzzing like crazy .
The wife asked : 'What the hell are you
doing?'
The husband replied : 'I' m watching
football with my Son-in- law.
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Tanaav Door karne k liye yoga:-
Table par whisky ki bottle, namkin or glass rakhe.
Chair par v, Whisky ko glass me dale, Halke se sip le,
Namkin khaye, Phir sip le.
Is kriya ko 7 baar dohraye
Sar piche jhukae, Dono hath sar k peche rakhe,
Aankhe dhire se band karte hue bole
"Maa Chudaye Duniya"
--------------------------------------------------------
Munni nahaney gayi
kapre utari
darwaza baja
Munni: KAUN?
Jawab aaya: POSTMAN
Kapre pehen k letter leya
phir nahane gayi kapre utari
darwaza baja
boli: KAUN?
Jawab aya: DHOBI
Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya.
Phir nahane gayi
kapre utari
darwza baja
Munni phir boli: KAUN ?
Jawab aya: sameer
padosan ka beta jo ANDHA hai
Munni ne socha kya farq padtha hain agar kapre nahi pehni
aise he chali gayi
darwza khola
Sameer ne mitaai di
MUNNI: kis khushi mein
Sameer: meri Aankhain teek ho gayi hain
AB PATA CHALA Munni KAISE badnam huyi..
----------------------------------------------------
(G)OLD Joke !
Photographer studio me chote bache se :
"Beta camera ki taraf dekho, isme se kabutar niklega"
Bacha : sun be gawaro wali batein mat kar.
Focus adjust kar,
Aur potrait mode use kariyo
with macro.
High resolution me pic
Aani chahiye Facebook par lagani hai.
Werna kabutar kaise udate hain Mai btaunga
------------------------------------------------------------
1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or 1 Bandar chhoda gya, Or Elaan hua k jo 1 minute me Bandar ko pehchan kr Pakad lega use $10,000 milenge
1st - Obama gya Par fail ho gya..
2nd - George bush gya lekin wo bi nakaam rha
3rd - Manmohan singh gya or 10 second me Bandar le aaya..
Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se manmohan se pucha aap ne kaise pata kra?
Manmohan: Mai pinjre me gya or kaha ki
"VOTE CONGRESS KO HI DENA" to sirf ek ne kaha-
"LAUDA LE LE MERA"
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Balika vadhu" special
Anandi:
Dadi sa, suhagrat k pehle niche k bal katne padte h kya?
Dadisa:
Pata nai chhori
Mhare to shadi k 4 sal bad bal aaye the.
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Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???:
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Pehele Honeymoon Aur Dusre Honeymoon mein kya Farak hai?
Pehle Honeymoon mein Biwi bolti hai, "OH MY GOD, HOW BIG IT IS" !:O;
Dusre mein ye baat Pati bolta hai
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Pehla Bacha: “Meri Mummy
Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai Jab Wo
Papa Ke Lund Ko Pakadti
Hai To Lund Bahut Bada Ho
Jata Hai “.
Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun
Si Badi Baat Hain Meri
Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke
Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara
Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pappu: You know a single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation of about 6 million sperm represents a data transfer of 1,587.5 TB in about 3 seconds.
Bunty: Amazing.
Pappu: Yep. And you thought nothing was faster than Google. I am really proud to be a boy. Great talent and great energy!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once A couple went 2 a restaurant..
.
BF:" Kya logi tum ??
GF:" Tum jo kaho..
.
.
BF:" Achcha waiter zara Menu lana
.
.
.
.
.
.
GF:" (nazre jhuka ke) Mai bhi menu
khaungi... :p :O
Aur Patao Gawaro Ko..
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A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis, filled it withcement & fixed in wall.Every night she went to wall & satisfied herself.One day her neighbor saw n made a hole in wall n removed it & put His own Penis in the wall & waited for his turn.Lady came with knife,Cut Penis & said:'DARLING WE ARE SHIFTING TO OUR NEW HOUSE."
MORAL HER JAGA LULLY NAHI PHASANI CHAHIEY
============================
Chalti bus me jagah na milne par ek bacchi ko baba ji ne goud me bitha liya.
Kuch der baad ladki khadi hui
aur gusse se boli.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Baba ji Ya is lund ko bitha lo ya mujhe.
A GIRL GOES OUT OF TOWN WITH HER BF FOR DATE.
WELL THEY ENJOYED SEX OUTSIDE THE TOWN.
THE GIRL TELL THE BOY I FORGET TO TELL U
THAT I AM ACTUALLY PROSTITUTE
AND CHARGE RS.200 FOR SINGLE.
THE BOY GAVE HER THE MONEY SHE ASKED FOR.
THE BOY GET SIT IN HIS CAR.
THE GIRL COME ALONG WITH HIM AND SIT IN CAR.
THE BOY ASK YES MADAM.
GIRL SAID.. LET GET BACK TO TOWN NA..
THE BOY SAID OH I FORGET TO TELL U
THAT I AM TAXI DRIVER AND I WILL CHARGE RS.250 FOR TOWN.
=====================
Hindi funny Hot Non Veg Adult Desi Jokes Collection
Suhagrat Ke Baad Sabse muskil kaam kya hai?
One friend asks to another friend:
Q: shadi ke baad, first night sabse muskil kaam kya hai?
Ans: wife se baat karna!.......No.
Kiss and sex karna…..no yaar.
=====================
Hindi Non Veg Jokes, Adult Hot Porn Sexy Hindi Joke
Hindi Non Veg Jokes, Adult Hot Porn Sexy Hindi Joke
Sex k dauran amir Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise? Premi emotional hote hue: Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi khilona nhi tha....
PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve:
Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai"
PATNI (sharmate huye) :
Pata nahi ji
Jitne Muh
Utni Baatein"...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sindhi's Son: Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS banwa do... !
Sindhi : bahar chal, woh kya hai aasman mai?
Sindhi's son: Papa woh chand hai.
Sindhi: Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Koyal samza jinhe,
Bhosdike wo kauwe nikle,
Dosti ke naam pe madarchod bhadwe nikle,Jo roka karte the hame chodne se,
Bhenchod unki hi jeb se
condom nikle...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Boy: Panditji, ek hi ''Gotra'' me shaadi kar sakte hain kya...?
Modern Pandit: Gotra koi bhi ho chalega, kintu "MUTRA" ka marg ek jaisa nahi hona chahiye
---------------------------------------
SEX Poem. fuck ne hard....n fuck me deep.... Don"t stop....until i weep suck my boobs....n kiss my lips Go on baby.....shake my hips I love the feel of u in my pussy ek baat kahun....kya chodte ho tusi .... Eat my pussy.....like burger of MCD chodo mujhe....faad k mari chaddhi woofer mai teri....tu mera amplfier kisi aur ko chod ke aaya hai na....u liar? faad di hai tune....aaj mari fuddi Aise hi chodte rehna. jb tk mai ho na jaun buddhi. muh me lena ka aaj man hai mera... taiyar ho ja.lund pe raja k sehra
--------------------------------------------------------------
As a woman passed her daughter 's
closed bedroom door , she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from
within.. . Opening the door , she
observed her daughter
With a vibrator .
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the
world are you doing ?'
The daughter replied : 'Mum , I 'm
thirty- five years old , unmarried, and
this thing is about as close as I' ll ever
get to a husband . Please, go away and
leave me alone.'
The next day , the girl 's father heard
the same buzz coming from the other
side of the closed bedroom door .
Upon entering the room, he observed
his Daughter making passionate love
to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was
doing, the daughter said: 'dad I 'm
thirty- five , unmarried , and this thing is
about as close as I 'll ever get to a
husband .. Please , go away and leave
me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came
home from a shopping trip, placed
the groceries on the kitchen counter,
and heard that buzzing noise coming
from, of all places, the living room.
She entered that area and observed
her husband sitting on the couch ,
downing a cold beer , and staring at
the TV.. ... . The vibrator was next to
him on the couch, buzzing like crazy .
The wife asked : 'What the hell are you
doing?'
The husband replied : 'I' m watching
football with my Son-in- law.
-----------------------------------------------------
Tanaav Door karne k liye yoga:-
Table par whisky ki bottle, namkin or glass rakhe.
Chair par v, Whisky ko glass me dale, Halke se sip le,
Namkin khaye, Phir sip le.
Is kriya ko 7 baar dohraye
Sar piche jhukae, Dono hath sar k peche rakhe,
Aankhe dhire se band karte hue bole
"Maa Chudaye Duniya"
--------------------------------------------------------
Munni nahaney gayi
kapre utari
darwaza baja
Munni: KAUN?
Jawab aaya: POSTMAN
Kapre pehen k letter leya
phir nahane gayi kapre utari
darwaza baja
boli: KAUN?
Jawab aya: DHOBI
Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya.
Phir nahane gayi
kapre utari
darwza baja
Munni phir boli: KAUN ?
Jawab aya: sameer
padosan ka beta jo ANDHA hai
Munni ne socha kya farq padtha hain agar kapre nahi pehni
aise he chali gayi
darwza khola
Sameer ne mitaai di
MUNNI: kis khushi mein
Sameer: meri Aankhain teek ho gayi hain
AB PATA CHALA Munni KAISE badnam huyi..
----------------------------------------------------
(G)OLD Joke !
Photographer studio me chote bache se :
"Beta camera ki taraf dekho, isme se kabutar niklega"
Bacha : sun be gawaro wali batein mat kar.
Focus adjust kar,
Aur potrait mode use kariyo
with macro.
High resolution me pic
Aani chahiye Facebook par lagani hai.
Werna kabutar kaise udate hain Mai btaunga
------------------------------------------------------------
1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or 1 Bandar chhoda gya, Or Elaan hua k jo 1 minute me Bandar ko pehchan kr Pakad lega use $10,000 milenge
1st - Obama gya Par fail ho gya..
2nd - George bush gya lekin wo bi nakaam rha
3rd - Manmohan singh gya or 10 second me Bandar le aaya..
Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se manmohan se pucha aap ne kaise pata kra?
Manmohan: Mai pinjre me gya or kaha ki
"VOTE CONGRESS KO HI DENA" to sirf ek ne kaha-
"LAUDA LE LE MERA"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Balika vadhu" special
Anandi:
Dadi sa, suhagrat k pehle niche k bal katne padte h kya?
Dadisa:
Pata nai chhori
Mhare to shadi k 4 sal bad bal aaye the.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pehele Honeymoon Aur Dusre Honeymoon mein kya Farak hai?
Pehle Honeymoon mein Biwi bolti hai, "OH MY GOD, HOW BIG IT IS" !:O;
Dusre mein ye baat Pati bolta hai
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pehla Bacha: “Meri Mummy
Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai Jab Wo
Papa Ke Lund Ko Pakadti
Hai To Lund Bahut Bada Ho
Jata Hai “.
Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun
Si Badi Baat Hain Meri
Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke
Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara
Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pappu: You know a single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation of about 6 million sperm represents a data transfer of 1,587.5 TB in about 3 seconds.
Bunty: Amazing.
Pappu: Yep. And you thought nothing was faster than Google. I am really proud to be a boy. Great talent and great energy!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once A couple went 2 a restaurant..
.
BF:" Kya logi tum ??
GF:" Tum jo kaho..
.
.
BF:" Achcha waiter zara Menu lana
.
.
.
.
.
.
GF:" (nazre jhuka ke) Mai bhi menu
khaungi... :p :O
Aur Patao Gawaro Ko..
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis, filled it withcement & fixed in wall.Every night she went to wall & satisfied herself.One day her neighbor saw n made a hole in wall n removed it & put His own Penis in the wall & waited for his turn.Lady came with knife,Cut Penis & said:'DARLING WE ARE SHIFTING TO OUR NEW HOUSE."
MORAL HER JAGA LULLY NAHI PHASANI CHAHIEY
============================
Chalti bus me jagah na milne par ek bacchi ko baba ji ne goud me bitha liya.
Kuch der baad ladki khadi hui
aur gusse se boli.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Baba ji Ya is lund ko bitha lo ya mujhe.
