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Hindi Non Veg Number - 01

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

After few min



Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai....

Hindi Non Veg Number - 02

HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha
WIFE: kya?
HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he
WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?
HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me

Hindi Non Veg Number - 03

Doc or MBA mar jate h
Yamraj:
dr. ko 11 or MBA ko 9 saal NARAK ki saja
Doc:muje 2saal jada kyon
YAMRAJ:
ye MBA. Karke nark bhog chuka h

Hindi Non Veg Number - 04

Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.
Girl: Jutti Utaran?
Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?

Hindi Non Veg Number - 05

Ladka: Kaha Ja rahi ho janeman..
LADKI: Besaram Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nahi He Kya?
LADKA: Pata Nahi Aaj Mai To Subah Hi Ghar Se Nikal Gaya

Hindi Non Veg Number - 06

Girl-Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nhi Kiya,Kiss Karona
Santa-Nhi
Girl-Q Nahi?
Santa-Baoji ne Kaha He Aurato K Muh Nhi Lagana Chahiye..

Hindi Non Veg Number - 07

Girl : Kya Aapne Meri Judwa Behan ko kahi dekha hai?

Santa : Nahi Abhi tak to nahi dekha,Ha!par wo kis ke jaisi dikhti hai?

Hindi Non Veg Number - 08

Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 09

Wife:Our servant
has stolen the
silver spoon.
Husband:Which one?
Wife:one which we stole from hotel.

Hindi Non Veg Number - 10

Tumhe Biwi pasand hay Ya Sharaab
Santa: Sharab
Banta: Q?
Santa: Jab biwi marte hay to Shrab se kuch mahsus nhi hota

Hindi Non Veg Number - 11

A husbands version:

My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 12

Evolution of man :

Shadi se pehle :hero no. 1
Shadi k baad : coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye maine kya kiya ??

Shadi se pehle : Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad : jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle : tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad : tum ko saha na jae

Hindi Non Veg Number - 13

Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye...

Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiye

Director:- wo toh hain he ..!

Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?

Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 14

Pati = Tere Baap ki Ungli karne ki aadat gayi nahi ? :@

Biwi = Kyu ,

ab kya hua ? :o

Pati = Aaj phir se pooch rahe the...

"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na"

Hindi Non Veg Number - 15

Chemistry at it's PeAk....

Teacher: What happen when Carbon monoXide react with 2 molecules of Iron? .

Student: Coffee.

Teacher: How??????

Student: Co+2Fe = COFFEE.

Hindi Non Veg Number - 16

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful Girl.

Husband: Really ??

Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on Admiring her, On & On..

Husband (Gets Irritated): But,

what happened then?

.

.

.

.

.

Wife Smiled & said: Then What ??

I Simply Moved away from the Mirror !!!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 17

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha

aur

paper hard tha

cheating nahi karne de raha tha.

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.

2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha ?

1st bencher ne kaha - “SIR ,

Peechhe se aapki pant phati huihai 

Hindi Non Veg Number - 18

Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye

bole sare bhakt piche pade h,

shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.

Baba-nhi.

Shiv ji-jail hokar aao.

Kripa aani suru ho jayegi...

Hindi Non Veg Number - 19

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho

usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?

Santa: Hindi me THAKUR

aur

English me HANDS FREE.!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 20

Sishya: Guruji

wife,

biwi,

patni,

shrimati,

aurat,

ardhangini,

gharwali

in sab me kya antar he?

Guru: Vats,

itna mat socho.

Musibat ek, nam anek !

Hindi Non Veg Number - 21

2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi

To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra.

.

1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf

.

2nd: Ni Tera BF

.

1st: Tera

.

2nd: Tera

.

.

.

Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?

Hindi Non Veg Number - 22

Malik-Dekh Bahar suraj nikla ha q nahi
Srvnt-lekin,bhar to andhera hai
M-ja torch jala k dekh

Hindi Non Veg Number - 23

Grl:jb b me
tumre pas
ati hu to tum
CHSMA
pehnte ho
By:Dr ne kha h jb SRDARD aye
to chsma pehen lena

Funny Non Veg SMS

Funny Non Veg SMS

Sun can't come to Earth,but sends love as Rays.
Clouds can't come to River, but sends love as Rains.
As I can't come to U, but sends care as Sms gud morning....

Hindi Adult Funny Jokes

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In Life 9 thngs are imp
1.self confidence
2.persistance
3.hard wrk
4.money
5.aim
6.job
7.gud frnd
8.lovable partner
9.Mostly that's ME..!


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The Sun makes Moon shine..!
Current makes Bulb shine..!
Wax makes Candles shine..!
But
I am really confused.What makes u shine?
HARPIC or DOMEX?

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Sardar:If u tell me wats in my bag, i'll give u d Apple frm my bag
If u tel hw many dey r,
i'll giv u all d 8
BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina
clue ivvu bey!

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Some Santa-Banta & Majedar Chutkule

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Santa comes bleeding.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife's boobs!
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Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose.
One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn't taste sweet
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Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
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A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce...Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorce?"
Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My Mouth!!"
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What do woman usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar....
Sahi Jawab Hai: Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai.........
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What is the height of poverty?..........
When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees....
and you have only 1 rupee!!!!
Beta: Mummy Tum Roz Papa Pe Eharh ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?
Mummy: PAPA Ke Pait Ki Hawa Nikalne K Liye
Beta: Kia Faida Baraber Wali Aunty Muun Se Phir Hawa Bhar Deti Hai.....
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Sardar: Gand Main Dard Hay
DR: Main Hath Dalta Hon Batana Kaha Hain
Sardar: Andar Aur Andar, Aor Andar , Han Yahain
Dr : BK Tera To Gala Kharab Hai
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If you want Suck the nipple of girl ,she always say why yours mother and sister r not living in ur home .u say yes but there is not child
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Life Without fun , Sky Without Sun , Ten without One , warrior Without Gun , Batsman without run, Is all Like a Man without LuN
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Advantages of breast milk?
A) No need to boil.
B) Cat can't steal it.
C) Available in attractive containers.
D) Popular in all age groups.
E) Ek Pee Ek Free
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Gabar se ronay ki wajah poochi.....usne kaha MAA ne danta hai.... MAA se poocha tau kehti hai.... MUJH SE POOCTA HAI KITNAY AADMI THAY..
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A 50 years old man during fucking an old woman of 90, starts suckung her breasts,after 10 min the man got died, police came and make postmartum report,in report it was written that the milk was xpired.....
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A bio teacher was telling her students that for the best penetrations 6-7" PENIS IS best.
ONE OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt 9" .
Tsaid i m telling abt NECESSITY not .
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Man marries a deaf gal. he mimes, lets make a code! if i want sex i'll squeeze ur breast, in responce u can pull my penis once for YES and 50 times for NO.
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ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi...
ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga..
ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le
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Santa :- Yar, S!r Ka Msg Aya Ha! K!

Aaj Xtra Class Hog! Kya Kru,,,,,

Banta:- ‘Message Send!ng Fa!l’,,,,,

:”:”:”:”:”: L!kh K Bhej Dey :”:”:”:”:”:

Double Meaning Non Veg Jokes
Ek aurat chata banwane gayi
Aadmi: Uper ka kapda utarna padega
Niche road dalni padegi
Aurat: Jo marzi karo lakin niche pani nahi jana chahiye
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Reporter Bipasha Basu se:
Aap subhah uth ker sabse pehle kya karti ho
Bipasha: Apne ghar chali jati hu

Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Conductor: Bacche ka full ticket lagega
Lady: Yeh to abhi nipple chusta hai
Conductor: Nipple to iska baap bhi chusta hai
to kya uska bhi aadha legi?
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Mallika bra or penty mein swimming pull mein nahane gayi
Guard: Madam! yha 2 kapdo mein aana mana hai
Mallika: Konsa utaru?

Hindi Adult Non Veg Jokes
2 aadmi callgirl ke pas gaye
1st bahar aaker bola:
Isse achi to meri wife hai
2nd bhar aaya to bola:
Such mein yaar isse achi to teri wife hai

Non Veg Adult Jokes

ladki: ladke sabse pehle
ladki mein kya dekhte hain
Ladka: Yeh to depend karta hai
Ke ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai 

Hindi Non Veg Adult Jokes

Pati ne newspaper padhta padhte pas leti biwi ke ched mein ungli kardi
Biwi: Oh janam s#x ka mood hai kya?
Pati: Nahi page palatne ke liye ungli gili ki hai

Santa ko ek din hichki aayi or sath mein uska land bhi khada ho gya
Santa: Arey wah, lagta hai aaj balbir bhai ke sath bhabhi ji bhi yaad kar rahi hai