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Monday, June 3, 2013

Non Veg SMS Hindi | Devar Bhabhi Hot Jokes in Hindi





Devar Bhabhi Non Veg SMS , Devar Bhabhi Hot Jokes in Hindi

Blind Devar (Bhabhi Se): Bahbhi Yeh Lo Muh Meetha Karo!
Bhabhi Naha Rahi Thi..Socha Yeh Toh Andha Hai, Bina Kapdo Ke
Saamne Aa Gayi..
Bhabhi: Kiss Khushi Mein?
Devar: Meri Aankhein Wapis Aa Gayi Hai!
                                                                                                                 
Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga :p
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Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta
gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kiya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k pass ja k Beth jata hoon
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: to AC on kar leta hoon
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Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?
                                                                                          

Devar Bhabhi Funny SMS in Hindi , Devar Bhabhi Naughty Jokes in Hindi

Devar Bhabhi Funny SMS in Hindi ,Devar Bhabhi Naughty Jokes in Hindi ,  Devar Bhabhi SMS Collection
Bhabhi: Agar Murga 4 Baje Bang Deta Hai,
Mere Cell Mein 22 Rupees Balance Hai Aur
Delhi Wali Train 8 Baje Aati Hai Toh Meri Umar Batao!
Devar: 36 Saal
Bhabhi: Who Kaise?
Devar: Meri Ek Dost 18 Saal Ki Hai Aur Who Aadhi Paagal Hai!






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