Double Meaning Non Veg Jokes
Ek aurat chata banwane gayi
Aadmi: Uper ka kapda utarna padega
Niche road dalni padegi
Aurat: Jo marzi karo lakin niche pani nahi jana chahiye
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Reporter Bipasha Basu se:
Aap subhah uth ker sabse pehle kya karti ho
Bipasha: Apne ghar chali jati hu
Ek aurat chata banwane gayi
Aadmi: Uper ka kapda utarna padega
Niche road dalni padegi
Aurat: Jo marzi karo lakin niche pani nahi jana chahiye
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Reporter Bipasha Basu se:
Aap subhah uth ker sabse pehle kya karti ho
Bipasha: Apne ghar chali jati hu
Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Conductor: Bacche ka full ticket lagega
Lady: Yeh to abhi nipple chusta hai
Conductor: Nipple to iska baap bhi chusta hai
to kya uska bhi aadha legi?
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Mallika bra or penty mein swimming pull mein nahane gayi
Guard: Madam! yha 2 kapdo mein aana mana hai
Mallika: Konsa utaru?
6 comments:
non veg jokes....
this is rally so funny
nice
well..........
MUNNA:
Munni woh din yaad karo,
Jab Hum-Tum saath Nahate thhe.
Tum Choot pe Saabun malti thhi,
Hum Lund pe Jhaag udaate thhe.
MUNNI:
Munna woh din beet gaye,
Ab Choot chhupane ki hai baari,
Bhoolo un beeti Yaadon ko,
Munni Bharat ki ab hai Naari.
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE , CHODE MERA NANA ...oopppss
Chahe jitna bhi hila lo.
Chahe kitana bhi jhula lo,
Chahe jitna bhi jhataka lo,
Chahe kitana bhi janjhor lo,
Par susu ki akhri boond to chaddi main hi giregi.
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