Hindi Non Veg Jokes | admi Boyfriend GirlFriend And Sher Ka Jokes

 Ek Jungle Me Sher Sherni Romance Kar Rahe The
To Sherni Ne Usse Roka Aur Aaju Baju Dekhane Lagi
To Sherne Pocha : Kyu Kya Huva Janu
Sherni : Dekh Rahi Hu Kahi Discovery Wale To Nahi Hai Na
Wo Sale MMS Bana Lete Hai !!!

 Boyfriend and Girlfriend room main khamosh
baithe they*
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha
hai?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe
hain?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!.
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Bf ki soch : Yar saala Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho
Gaya hai !!!



Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat pe gor kiya to pas khare Aadmi se pucha :-
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Is Car me esi kon si khoobi hai k iske itna daam lag rahe hai?
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Aadmi :- Ab tak is Car k 10 hadse hue hai or har haadse me sirf or sirf "Biwi" ki hi Maut hui hai.
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Aadmi :- 40 lakh