WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil_gaye.! Titu (Excited ): Wo kaise?? WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya, 1 mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur 1 usne mujhe fek ke mara.. to wo_bhi utha layi Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi_h aajao.. . . . . . . . . . . Titu - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log_h Tera mann laga rahega. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif bhe hote_h Mohabbat Samundar Ki Wo Gehrai Hai, Jisme Aashik Doob Jate Hai, Par Hum Un Bewakufo Me Se Nahi, Hum To_Bas Muh Dokar Wapis Aa_Jate Hai.:-) _ Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon Titu : Bahut Zyada Wife : Phir_Bhi Kitni Titu : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1_Aur Le Aaun. : Itni Ki_Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le_Aaun. : Bahut Zyada Titu- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he? Pitu- Mandir Titu-Mandir kyu? Piut-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai_hoti. Titu: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H? Pitu: 100% Titu: Kaise? Pitu: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H. Titu ke ghar ladka hua, par_wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo_bhi chhota sa...! Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Titu: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe_ho? Titu: Main to uthta hi subha 9_baje hoon!
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