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Hindi Non Veg Number - 01

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

After few min



Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai....

Hindi Non Veg Number - 02

HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha
WIFE: kya?
HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he
WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?
HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me

Hindi Non Veg Number - 03

Doc or MBA mar jate h
Yamraj:
dr. ko 11 or MBA ko 9 saal NARAK ki saja
Doc:muje 2saal jada kyon
YAMRAJ:
ye MBA. Karke nark bhog chuka h

Hindi Non Veg Number - 04

Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.
Girl: Jutti Utaran?
Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?

Hindi Non Veg Number - 05

Ladka: Kaha Ja rahi ho janeman..
LADKI: Besaram Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nahi He Kya?
LADKA: Pata Nahi Aaj Mai To Subah Hi Ghar Se Nikal Gaya

Hindi Non Veg Number - 06

Girl-Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nhi Kiya,Kiss Karona
Santa-Nhi
Girl-Q Nahi?
Santa-Baoji ne Kaha He Aurato K Muh Nhi Lagana Chahiye..

Hindi Non Veg Number - 07

Girl : Kya Aapne Meri Judwa Behan ko kahi dekha hai?

Santa : Nahi Abhi tak to nahi dekha,Ha!par wo kis ke jaisi dikhti hai?

Hindi Non Veg Number - 08

Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 09

Wife:Our servant
has stolen the
silver spoon.
Husband:Which one?
Wife:one which we stole from hotel.

Hindi Non Veg Number - 10

Tumhe Biwi pasand hay Ya Sharaab
Santa: Sharab
Banta: Q?
Santa: Jab biwi marte hay to Shrab se kuch mahsus nhi hota

Hindi Non Veg Number - 11

A husbands version:

My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 12

Evolution of man :

Shadi se pehle :hero no. 1
Shadi k baad : coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye maine kya kiya ??

Shadi se pehle : Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad : jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle : tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad : tum ko saha na jae

Hindi Non Veg Number - 13

Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye...

Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiye

Director:- wo toh hain he ..!

Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?

Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 14

Pati = Tere Baap ki Ungli karne ki aadat gayi nahi ? :@

Biwi = Kyu ,

ab kya hua ? :o

Pati = Aaj phir se pooch rahe the...

"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na"

Hindi Non Veg Number - 15

Chemistry at it's PeAk....

Teacher: What happen when Carbon monoXide react with 2 molecules of Iron? .

Student: Coffee.

Teacher: How??????

Student: Co+2Fe = COFFEE.

Hindi Non Veg Number - 16

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful Girl.

Husband: Really ??

Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on Admiring her, On & On..

Husband (Gets Irritated): But,

what happened then?

.

.

.

.

.

Wife Smiled & said: Then What ??

I Simply Moved away from the Mirror !!!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 17

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha

aur

paper hard tha

cheating nahi karne de raha tha.

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.

2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha ?

1st bencher ne kaha - “SIR ,

Peechhe se aapki pant phati huihai 

Hindi Non Veg Number - 18

Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye

bole sare bhakt piche pade h,

shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.

Baba-nhi.

Shiv ji-jail hokar aao.

Kripa aani suru ho jayegi...

Hindi Non Veg Number - 19

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho

usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?

Santa: Hindi me THAKUR

aur

English me HANDS FREE.!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 20

Sishya: Guruji

wife,

biwi,

patni,

shrimati,

aurat,

ardhangini,

gharwali

in sab me kya antar he?

Guru: Vats,

itna mat socho.

Musibat ek, nam anek !

Hindi Non Veg Number - 21

2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi

To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra.

.

1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf

.

2nd: Ni Tera BF

.

1st: Tera

.

2nd: Tera

.

.

.

Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?

Hindi Non Veg Number - 22

Malik-Dekh Bahar suraj nikla ha q nahi
Srvnt-lekin,bhar to andhera hai
M-ja torch jala k dekh

Hindi Non Veg Number - 23

Grl:jb b me
tumre pas
ati hu to tum
CHSMA
pehnte ho
By:Dr ne kha h jb SRDARD aye
to chsma pehen lena