Ek Baar Santa Shirt Utaar Ke Balcony Mein Khada Tha.
Santa Ke Padosi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uski Tariff Kartey Huye Bola
“Waah Santa Ji, Kya Chest Hai..!!”
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Santa Khush Hotey Huye: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
Apni Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Pagal Ho Jayega“
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Girl: "Do you think I'm pretty? Be honest!"
Boy: "Sure, .... with a little face lift, lip reconstruction, a nose job, and some make-up, you wouldn't be half bad."
Girl: "Do you think I'm sexy?"
Boy: "With a tummy tuck, some liposuction, and and a boob job, you wouldn't be half bad"
Girl: "Would you have sex with me?"
Boy: "With the lights off.... Absolutely!"
Girl: "If I did everything you just said, would you marry me?"
Boy: "Probably"
Girl: "Really? And would you have a family with me?"
Boy: "I don't want ugly babies"
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Girlfriend and Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye
Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi
Ladke Ne Ghabrate Hue Puchha: Abe Ye Kya Hai??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi
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