some hindi non veg jokes collection
hindi non veg number- 01
I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
and
then Leave me Alone….
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
and
then Leave me Alone….
hindi non veg number- 02
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”
Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”
A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”
Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”
hindi non veg number- 04
I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”
hindi non veg number- 05
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
.
.
.
Mobile Company!
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
.
.
.
Mobile Company!
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hindi non veg number- 06
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
hindi non veg number- 07
A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day and Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads and
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?
Day and Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads and
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?
hindi non veg number- 08
Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
.
.
Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt
book?
.
.
Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting with
students who said dat you are not the
most
beautiful
teacher in this college.
ENGINEERS
.
.
Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt
book?
.
.
Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting with
students who said dat you are not the
most
beautiful
teacher in this college.
hindi non veg number- 09
Love Affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS:
A girl sitting on THE 1st bench turns her back &
Sees THE boy Sitting on THE last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
.
BOY'S WAYS:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".
GIRL'S WAYS:
A girl sitting on THE 1st bench turns her back &
Sees THE boy Sitting on THE last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
.
BOY'S WAYS:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".
hindi non veg number- 10
Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... your name is also there...
read the 1st letter of every word.
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... your name is also there...
read the 1st letter of every word.
hindi non veg number- 11
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
hindi non veg number- 12
Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein
Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein
hindi non veg number- 13
Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.
Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.
Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.
hindi non veg number- 14
Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.
hindi non veg number- 15
Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.
Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.
Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.
hindi non veg number- 16
Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P
Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.
Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.
hindi non veg number- 17
Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
.
.
Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
.
.
1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
.
.
.
Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!
.
.
Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
.
.
1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
.
.
.
Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!
hindi non veg number- 18
Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
hindi non veg number- 19
Mainu Yaar-yaar Karde Rahe,,,,,
Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......
Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,
Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.
Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......
Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,
Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.
hindi non veg number- 20
Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,
Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,
Ae ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.
Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,
Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.
Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,
Ae ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.
Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,
Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.
hindi non veg number- 21
Log
Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer
Na zuban se
Na fone se
DIRECT
DIL SE
Nara awam da
Zardari bekaar da
Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal
da.
Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer
Na zuban se
Na fone se
DIRECT
DIL SE
Nara awam da
Zardari bekaar da
Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal
da.
hindi non veg number- 22
Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c
svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai
per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?
Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?
Snta: Mobile te sap wali
svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai
per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?
Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?
Snta: Mobile te sap wali
hindi non veg number- 23
Oh Menu KeHndi Teri ZinDagI Nu Mai JannatBna Dau.
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.
.
.
.
.
Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
.
.
.
ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..
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Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
.
.
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ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..
hindi non veg number- 24
Ques: Agar duniya mai bejli nahi hoti toh TV kaise dekhte?
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
hindi non veg number- 25
A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…
hindi non veg number- 26
Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
hindi non veg number- 27
Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…
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