Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Ek Budha Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Apne Doctor Ke Pass Gaya

Aur Bola.

Budha: “Jab Se Mera Heart Transplant Hua Hai, Muje Gand

Marwana Or Paisa Achha Lagne Laga Hai Kya Main Jawan Ho Gaya

Hu?”

Doctor: “Nahi Tumhe Randi Ka Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai.“

Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Do C@llgirls Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thi

Pahli: “Mujhe To Shadi Ke Liye Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Sharabi, Harami, Juaari Aur Randibaz Ho”

Doosri: “Chal Hat Haramjadi, Ye POST Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hai“

xD

Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Din Sex Karte Time Patni Pati Se Pyar Se Boli

Patni: “Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho”

Pati Garv Se: “Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?”

Patni: “Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka Network Fail Ho Jata Hai“

xD

Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Preeto Ne Apni Gand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di Gaddi.

Santa Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo Wale Ke Paas Gaya,

Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola

Santa: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“

 

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Chinki Ki Class Mein Ek Ladka Aaya, Chinki Pe Rob Jhadne Ke Liye Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Ladka: “Meri Jeans 2000 Ki Hai, Meri Shirt 1500 Ki Hai, Mere Jute 2500 Ke Hai”

Chinki Ne Ye Suna Aur Usko Upar Se Niche Tak Dekha Aur Boli

Chinki: “Bhonsdi Ke Bas Kar, Pehle Jeans Ki Zip Band Karle Tera 20 Rupaye Ka Phoolon Wala Kachha Dikh Raha Hai“ xD :P

Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Shadi Wali Raat Dulha Apni Dulhan Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Apne
Ghar Ke Niyam Aur Kayde-Kanoon Samajhate Hue Bola.

Dulha: “Is Ghar Mein Rahna Hai To Kanjoosi Karni Padegi”

Dulhan: “To Phir Itna Sara Tel Lund Par Lagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi,
Hamare Waha To Ye Kam Thook Laga Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha“

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

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Ek Bhikhari Signal Pe Bhikh Mang Raha Tha,

Tabi Ek Car Mein Se Ek Khubsoorat Aurat Ne Use Bhikh Di,

Bhikh Leke Bhikhari Aage Jane Laga, To Aurat Ne Kaha.

Aurat: “Arey Kuch Dua To Do Mene Tumhe 10 Ruapye Ka Not Diya Hai?”

Bhikhari: “Car Mein To Beithi Hai Ab Kya Land Pe Bethne Ki Dua Doon“ :P

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

In A School Of Wasseypur:
Teacher: Bhosdike Aaj Tuney Phir Homework Nahi Kiya ?
Student: Sir Light Nahi Thi.
Teacher: Toh Mombatti Jala Leta Bhenchod.
Student: Sir Machis Nahi Le Sakta Tha.
Teacher: Kyun Be Laudey.
Student: Sir Mandir Mein Rakhi Thi.
Teacher: Toh Uthayi Kyun Nahi Madarchod.
Student: Nahaya Nahi Tha Sir.
Teacher: Saale Bhadwey, Nahaya Kyun Nahi Tha.
Student: Paani Nahi Tha Sir.
Teacher: Bhenchod, Paani Kyun Nahi Tha ?
Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Randi Ke Bachhe, Aab Motor Ko Kya Hua.
Student: Sir, Aapki Maa Ka Bhosda, Aapki Maa Ki Chut, Bhenchod, Madachod, Kitni Baar Bolun Ki Laudey Light Nahi Thi. =))

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

1 ladki ne 4-5 mango khaaye aur fir apni BRA utha ke figure hilane lagi...

Boy friend:Tum Ye Kya kar rahi ho?

Ladki: Jaanu tumhare liye 'Mango Shake' bana rahi hu.. :P

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak:
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Pehli : Ladkiyon Ki Jeans Mein Zip Ka Kya Kaam Hai?
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Doosri : Jab Unke Paas Kuch Pakadne Ke Liye Hai Hi Nahi To Wo Bathroom Jane Ke Baad Hath Kyo Dhoti Hai?

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Ghor Kalyug Suhagrat ke baad, Pati apni Patni se- Are Khoon to
nikla hi nhi.
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Patni- Kyun Harami tune andar teer mara tha kya..?? :P

Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection