U are a B I T C...

B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*

WARNING This is a VIRUS When you...

This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Hi Doing nothing Then Make a Place...

Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"

A study has proved that all fools...

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

I want U to know that U...


SomeOne MiSSES U NeeDS U Worries About...

MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Fact1 You can not touch your lower...

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

You are one of the most CUTE...

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

You are equal to sixty james bond...

How??
007 * 60 = 420


Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum
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