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Hindi Non Veg Number - 01

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

After few min



Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai....

Hindi Non Veg Number - 02

HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha
WIFE: kya?
HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he
WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?
HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me

Hindi Non Veg Number - 03

Doc or MBA mar jate h
Yamraj:
dr. ko 11 or MBA ko 9 saal NARAK ki saja
Doc:muje 2saal jada kyon
YAMRAJ:
ye MBA. Karke nark bhog chuka h

Hindi Non Veg Number - 04

Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.
Girl: Jutti Utaran?
Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?

Hindi Non Veg Number - 05

Ladka: Kaha Ja rahi ho janeman..
LADKI: Besaram Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nahi He Kya?
LADKA: Pata Nahi Aaj Mai To Subah Hi Ghar Se Nikal Gaya

Hindi Non Veg Number - 06

Girl-Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nhi Kiya,Kiss Karona
Santa-Nhi
Girl-Q Nahi?
Santa-Baoji ne Kaha He Aurato K Muh Nhi Lagana Chahiye..

Hindi Non Veg Number - 07

Girl : Kya Aapne Meri Judwa Behan ko kahi dekha hai?

Santa : Nahi Abhi tak to nahi dekha,Ha!par wo kis ke jaisi dikhti hai?

Hindi Non Veg Number - 08

Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 09

Wife:Our servant
has stolen the
silver spoon.
Husband:Which one?
Wife:one which we stole from hotel.

Hindi Non Veg Number - 10

Tumhe Biwi pasand hay Ya Sharaab
Santa: Sharab
Banta: Q?
Santa: Jab biwi marte hay to Shrab se kuch mahsus nhi hota

Hindi Non Veg Number - 11

A husbands version:

My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 12

Evolution of man :

Shadi se pehle :hero no. 1
Shadi k baad : coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye maine kya kiya ??

Shadi se pehle : Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad : jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle : tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad : tum ko saha na jae

Hindi Non Veg Number - 13

Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye...

Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiye

Director:- wo toh hain he ..!

Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?

Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 14

Pati = Tere Baap ki Ungli karne ki aadat gayi nahi ? :@

Biwi = Kyu ,

ab kya hua ? :o

Pati = Aaj phir se pooch rahe the...

"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na"

Hindi Non Veg Number - 15

Chemistry at it's PeAk....

Teacher: What happen when Carbon monoXide react with 2 molecules of Iron? .

Student: Coffee.

Teacher: How??????

Student: Co+2Fe = COFFEE.

Hindi Non Veg Number - 16

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful Girl.

Husband: Really ??

Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on Admiring her, On & On..

Husband (Gets Irritated): But,

what happened then?

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Wife Smiled & said: Then What ??

I Simply Moved away from the Mirror !!!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 17

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha

aur

paper hard tha

cheating nahi karne de raha tha.

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.

2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha ?

1st bencher ne kaha - “SIR ,

Peechhe se aapki pant phati huihai 

Hindi Non Veg Number - 18

Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye

bole sare bhakt piche pade h,

shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.

Baba-nhi.

Shiv ji-jail hokar aao.

Kripa aani suru ho jayegi...

Hindi Non Veg Number - 19

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho

usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?

Santa: Hindi me THAKUR

aur

English me HANDS FREE.!

Hindi Non Veg Number - 20

Sishya: Guruji

wife,

biwi,

patni,

shrimati,

aurat,

ardhangini,

gharwali

in sab me kya antar he?

Guru: Vats,

itna mat socho.

Musibat ek, nam anek !

Hindi Non Veg Number - 21

2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi

To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra.

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1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf

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2nd: Ni Tera BF

.

1st: Tera

.

2nd: Tera

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Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?

Hindi Non Veg Number - 22

Malik-Dekh Bahar suraj nikla ha q nahi
Srvnt-lekin,bhar to andhera hai
M-ja torch jala k dekh

Hindi Non Veg Number - 23

Grl:jb b me
tumre pas
ati hu to tum
CHSMA
pehnte ho
By:Dr ne kha h jb SRDARD aye
to chsma pehen lena

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hindi non veg number- 01

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
and
then Leave me Alone….

hindi non veg number- 02

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.

A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”

Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”

hindi non veg number- 04

I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”

hindi non veg number- 05

When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
.
.
.
Mobile Company!

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hindi non veg number- 06

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

hindi non veg number- 07

A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day and Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads and
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?

hindi non veg number- 08

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
.
.
Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting with
students who said dat you are not the
most
beautiful
teacher in this college.

hindi non veg number- 09

Love Affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS:
A girl sitting on THE 1st bench turns her back &
Sees THE boy Sitting on THE last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
.
BOY'S WAYS:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".

hindi non veg number- 10

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... your name is also there...
read the 1st letter of every word.

hindi non veg number- 11

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

hindi non veg number- 12

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

hindi non veg number- 13

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

hindi non veg number- 14

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

hindi non veg number- 15

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.

Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.

hindi non veg number- 16

Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P

Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

hindi non veg number- 17

Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
.
.
Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
.
.
1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
.
.
.
Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

hindi non veg number- 18

Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

hindi non veg number- 19

Mainu Yaar-yaar Karde Rahe,,,,,

Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......

Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,

Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.

hindi non veg number- 20

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.

Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,

Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

hindi non veg number- 21

Log

Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer

Na zuban se

Na fone se

DIRECT

DIL SE

Nara awam da

Zardari bekaar da

Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal

da.

hindi non veg number- 22

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c

svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai

per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?

Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Snta: Mobile te sap wali

hindi non veg number- 23

Oh Menu KeHndi Teri ZinDagI Nu Mai JannatBna Dau.
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Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
.
.
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ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..

hindi non veg number- 24

Ques: Agar duniya mai bejli nahi hoti toh TV kaise dekhte?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

hindi non veg number- 25

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

hindi non veg number- 26

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

hindi non veg number- 27

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

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Non Veg Number - 1

Santa:Mere biwi muze bahut marte hay
Banta:to police me complain kar
Sn:O khud POLICE INSPECTOR hay

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Non Veg Number - 2

Teacher: Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?
Santa: Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta!

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Non Veg Number - 3

Bnta:tera mobile kaha hy?
Snta:mar gaya

Bn:kaise?
Sn:Pani m gir gaya,Usko tairna nhi aata tha
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Non Veg Number - 4

Banta:En Ladkiyo ke Lips lal Q hote hay?
Santa:Aray yar Ladko ka khun pine se hote honge

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Non Veg Number - 5

Santa Swami se-
Sawami ji Aisi biwi ko kya kahenge jo Shareef, Dayalu Sanskari ho,
Sawami "AFWAHA"
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Non Veg Number - 6

SANTA gave Card 2 Dad on B-day:
Phul Bahut he Gulab Jaisa Koi Nhi Baap to bahut he Ap Jaise Koi Nhi

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Non Veg Number - 7

Judge:Tum Dakaiti Dkhte Rhe,Roka Q Nhi

Gawah:Agar Meri Jan Chali Jati To Chasmdid Gawah Kon hota

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Non Veg Number - 8

Banta:Wife agr hsbnd ko naukar samjhe
to hsbnd ko kya krna cahiye?
Santa:Zyda nhi,
2-4 ghar or pakad lene ka
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Non Veg Number - 9

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Santa:Mujhe Subah-Subah Saans Lene Me Problem Aati H

Banta:Problem To Ayegi Hi Subah-Subah Baba Ramdev K Chele Sari Oxygen Jo Khinch Lete H

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Non Veg Number - 10

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

why??
sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha:-)

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Non Veg Number - 11

Ladkewale:ye kya btizi h apki ladki ko shram nhi ati,undrgrment m hi aa gai
Ladkiwale:apne hi to kha tha ki ladki hume sirf 2kapdo m cahiye
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Non Veg Number - 12

Santa apni aniversary per patni k liye
Gulab
ka phul
leker gaya
Patni- muje ye nhi chaiye
koi
sone ki
cheez do
.
.
Santa-Ye le takiya,
soja
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Non Veg Number - 13

Santa-Sir sb log HINDI,ENGLIS,URDU m bolte h MATH m Q nhi?
Teacher-Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole Nhi to 4,5 jad dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge
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Non Veg Number - 14

Santa- Tere haath me chot kese lagi..
Banta- Kuch ni Mene Gaye k Daan Ginne ke liye uske Mu Me haath dal diya tha usne meri unglian gIn dali.
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Non Veg Number - 15

Innocent trick:

Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.

Mom- Kahan he Garib?

Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha he
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दूसरी महिला पहली महिला से – दरअसल अतिम संस्कार के समानो मे पचास परसेंट की छूट चल रही थी सो मेरी सास ने उसी का फायदा उठाया और मर गई

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Desi Non Veg Jokes in Hindi Language:

बाप- बेटा मैंने तेरे लिए एक लड़की देखी है, वो रूपवती, गुणवती और सरस्वती है।
बेटा- लेकिन पापा मैं किसी ओर से प्यार करता हूं और वो गर्भवती है।

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एक बार एक गाँव में नसबन्दी शिविर चल रहा था, लोगों को जबरन पकड़-पकड़ कर नसबन्दी की जा रही थी, ऐसे में एक झोपड़े में जब कर्मचारी पहुँचे तो उन्हें वहाँ एक अधेड़ व्यक्ति मिला। उन्होंने उसे भी पकड़ लिया और जबरन नसबन्दी कराने ले चले। उसने कहा कि “भाई मेरी नसबन्दी हो चुकी है…” लेकिन कर्मचारी फ़िर भी नहीं माने तब वह भड़क कर बोला… “साले… लाइन तो पहले ही काट चुके हो, अब क्या मीटर भी उखाड़कर ले जाओगे?”

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एग्ज़ॅम और सुहाग रात के बाद कामन डाइलॉग-
कैसा हुआ.?

अच्छा हुआ,
थोड़ा बड़ा था
थोड़ा छूट गया,
आता था पर ठीक से कर नही पया.
फिर भी जैसा हुआ अच्छा हुआ.


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