Customer Service
A man phoned and asked: Hellow, is it 221714?
Lady: Hindi main bolo
Man: Do-Do-Ek-Sat Chhoda
Women: Nahin Sir, Reliance Hai… Tin-Tin-Ek-Sat Chhoda (331714)

Psychiatrist Session
GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .. Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!
Sardar in a gym
This fat sardar sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes >and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute.
He’s standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a gorgeous blonde, with a sign saying “If you catch me, I’m yours.”
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he’s running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he’s about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.
He’s back on the street and starts to think. “Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time…” So he races back to the gym and says, “I want to lose 20 more kg.”
“No problem,” says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he’s standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a gorilla with a sign
“If I catch you, you’re mine.”

written by Dilip Maripuri

• Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
  Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
  Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
  ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai.
  

• Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
  Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge….
  Ha ha ha ha
  

• Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

• Plz Wait,I want to take ur Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got…. Developing…. Plz Wait….. Processing…. BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?

• Suraj Hua Madham
  Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
  mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
  sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
  Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! ….BHAAG !
  

• Haseen Chehra
  Maine poocha chand se…Ke dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen……..
  Chaand ne kaha………………… 265752 entries found…………..
  

• Samosa khaty ho
  app roj roj samosa khaty ho kayun
  Hunko aise jhooth mai bahlaty ho kayun
  humko koi batlaye Roje kab se shuru hone wale hai
  Hum karty hai navratri ka vart, wo to 4th Oct se shuru hone wale hai!!!
  

• Khane ka box
  arre kyu ho rahi hai yaha pe khane ki baate,
  kyu nahin koi karte khana lane ki baate,
  hum bhuke hai kabse, koi to de de khana,
  door rakh ke khane ka box yu na karo hume satane ki baate!
  

• Bill tu bhar
  Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
  Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
  To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.
  

VBHUTI KO dande
nahi VBHUTI KO dande nahi marna CHAHIYE
sidha samunder mai dhakka de anna!!
Samundar ka pani ganda ho jayega
woh pani pike to chuha bhi mar jayega.

Tamatar Khao

Tamatar Khao

Bikhari : kuch khane ko dedo baba !

Admi : tamatar khao

Bikhari : roti dedo baba

Admi : tamatar khao

Bikhari : tamatar hi dedo baba

Admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe hai ''kamakar khao''

Teacher Student Joke

Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: "X" married "Z" twice his age, left her and now dates with "Y" half his age......

then what is the age of "X"?


Student: sir i dont know the ans but "X" is surely SAIF ALI KHAN....................

Nahi Sangitle.

Nahi Sangitle.

Bapune Sangitlay

Izzat Baykochi
Kara

Kalji Karaychi Tar
Baykochi Kara

Prem Karayche
Tar
Baykovar Kara

Pan

Bayko Konachi?
He Nahi Sangitle.

Bill

Bill

Premika Sobat Asel Tar Hotel Bill

Premika Door Asel
Mobile Bill

An
Premika Door Zali Tar
Daruche Bill

Yachya Karita Nako Lau Dil
Na Yeil Bill

Kasa Aahes?

Kasa Aahes?

A;Kasa Aahes?
B:Bara Aahe.

A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.

A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.

A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.

A:Baba Paan BarechAastil?
B:NAHI,BABA EKACHAAHET.