SMS Bhejne Mai Kanjus Kaun? Tum Ya Mai Or Tum Pyar Se Bolte-Mai Mai Main
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Friends R Like Biscuits....
U R Parle & I M G
U R Marie & I M Gold
U R Sun & I M Feast
U R Milk & I M Shakti
U R Krack & I M Jack
U R 99% Lovely
U R 88% Naughty
U R 77% Beautiful
U R 87% Sweet
U R 69% Quite So U R Totally 99+88+77+87+69=420
So U R 420 Numbari
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Teri Duniya Mai Koi Gam Naho Teri Khusiya Kabhi Kam Naho Bhagwan Tumhe Aesi Item (G.F) Dede Jo Dabang Ki Muni Or Shila Ki Jawani Se Kam Naho
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Just After Marriage Husband Saved Wife Number As MERE CHARNO KI DASI & After 5 Years Husband Renamed Wife Name As MERE PRANO KI PYASHI
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School Mai Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha Hum Mar Gaye Ye Bahuvachan Hai Agar Mai Kahu Mai Mar Gayato Kya Hoga? Bache-G Ek Dinki Chuti Hogi
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Why do boys go to temple? B'cause temple is the only
place where u can find pooja bhavana shradha aarti
archana aradhana shanti Jyoti priti & finaly Trupti
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Thappad marne pe naraj patni ko pati bola,"adami use
marta he jise pyar karta he." Patni ne pati ko 2 mare
or boli "aap kya samjte he k me apse pyar nahi karti.
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Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi
karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar
aane par gilas gir sakta he.
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai,
Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare
mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!
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Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise
samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka
BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
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Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me
drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge
car me,ayenge akhbaar me
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Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja
rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)
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Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN -
Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.
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HRITHIK:Aaj Mere pass 14Car hai,8 Bikes hai,4 Bunglow hai,
Farm house hai..... Tumhare pass kya hai? ABHISHEK:Mere
baap ke sir pe bal hai!
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Girl:Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 kiss.Girl:Aur
us dress ka?Shopkeeper:10 kiss.Girl:Dono dress pack kar
do,bill dadi dengi.
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Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!! Sahab : kal Ana..
Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me
mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!
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