Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection On February 02, 2014

• Non Veg Jokes

•   DHOOM-3:

    John,Hritik,Aamir on BIKE at speed of 2000km/hr &

    Suddenly Rajnikant overtakes dem wid Bicycle n says

    "Yenna Rascalaa, Save Fuel, Use Cyclelaa." :-)

• Hindi Jokes

        Santa Singh is badly wounded and in hospital.

        Banta visits.

        Banta - Kya hua Santa ? (what happenned?)

        Santa - Padosan ki billi mere murge ke piche padi thi. Maine uske pati ko angrezi mei chithi likhi to uske pati ne mujhe pita!(neighbour's cat was after my he hen, so I wrote her husband a letter in english .)


        Banta - Tune kya likha tha? (what had you written?)

        Santa - Keep an eye on your wife's pussy, she is after my cock

• Non Veg Jokes

        Servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won

        The local paper next day read "SERVANT'S ASS WON"

        King got upset. No way to do publicity. Ordered the servant to give the donkey to the queen
        ...
        Headlines next day " QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"

        King fainted. Queen was asked to sell off the donkey immediately to a farmer for $ 10

        Now, the papers faithfully reported "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $ 10"

        King got totally frustrated, asked the Queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in the jungle

        Not to be left behind, the papers came up with " QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"

        King died next day