Adult Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection On February ,03, 2014

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• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 01

 Santa ki Gaand pe Pimple hua,
Wo Aaina dekh k Cream laga rha tha tabhi Uska LUND Khada ho gaya..
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Santa bola:
Baith ja Madarchod, Apni hi Gaand
hai ...

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 02

 araj karta hu.......

Chahta Hoon Tujhe Pyar Doon

pyaar Pe Apni Zindagi Waar Doon
...
Par Jab Tera koi REPLY Nahi Milta.. e- jaanemannn

To Dil Karta Hai Teri chut mein Goli Maar Doo

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 03

 Ek din tansen birbal se bolla ki mein tujhe meri puri property de dunga, agar tune rani ke boobs chuse tho. Birbal tension mein akar bolla mein tujhe kar ke dikhata hu. Dusre Din Birbal ne Rani ke dasi ko khujli ka pawder diya aur kaha ki rani ke boobs ki mssage kardo dasi ne massage kardi. Thodi der ke baad rani ke boobs khujane lagi... tho rani chilakar Akbar ke pass gai akbar ne birbal ko bulaya aur bolla ki kya kare tabhi birbal ne kaha ki kissi samajdar admi se rani ke boobs chuswahiye pure duniya mein birbal se samajdar koi nahi tha, tho birbal ne hi chusse aur tansen ko bi dikhaya. Tansen yre dekh kar hairan ho gaya aur birbal ne sari property uske naam par karne ko kaha tansen apni baat se mukar gaya. Birbal ko ye baat pata thi tho usne tansen se kaha ki Meine Akbar ke payjame mien bhi khujli ka pawder daldiya hai aur usse kaha hai ki kissi ache gane wale se Lund chuswaiye.

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 04

 Ek budha BLUE FILM dekhte hue zor se hath ko jhatakne laga

Boy-kya hua baba?

Budha-iski Maa ko chodu sala...15 sal bad lund khda hua to BHENCHOD hath sunn ho gaya.

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 05

 Awesome ONe ...
Boy txts his gf: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?

Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya tou?

Boy: koi nahi dekhey ga.. bharosa rakho mujh per

Girl: Ok de doon gi

Boy: Boobs choosnay do gi?

Girl: ok choos lena

After 20 mints

boy texts: yeh sab ghalat hai... main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......

Girl:

mujhe pata hai tu ne muth maar li hai kuttay;

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 06

 Light ki gair maujudgi mein Galib farmate hai...

Hum toh yu hi Lund khada kar k soye hue the Gaalib,

Koi Behen ka lauda Mombatti samajh kar maachis laga gaya.

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 07

 SAAS:
Bahu mujhe bus ek pyaara sa pota chahiye.

BAHU:
Bus ek?
Aapka beta to roz mujhe aise chodta hai jaise 'Baal Divas' ki rally meri hi chut se niklegi

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 08

 Chikni Chikni kamar pe teri mera DiL fisal gaya....
Rowdy Rathore ka ye gaana sunane ke baad baar-baar mujhe 1 purana sher yaad aata hai......arjjjj hai jara gaur farmaaiyega....

Chikni Chikni Chut me Lund fisal gaya,
Dono Tatte hairaan hai Ustaad kidhar gaya... Ustaad kidhar gayaa....

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes: 09

 Jab dikhaai di ch00t ki chamak,
lu nd gaya usi wakt bhadak,
bhadak kar ho gaya kadak,
kadak ban kar de diya ch00t ko sabak.

• Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes:10

Lund ki awaz ko chamatkar kehte hai,
Latki chuchiyo ko bekar kehte hain,
Sirf chodne ka naam mohabbat nai..
Kisi ki yaado me mutth marne ko bhi pyar kehte hain.