Hindi Jokes Collection

Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri

Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri,
Ek tu hi acha lagta hai,
Jhuti lagti hai duniya sari,
Ek tu hi sacha lagta hai.

Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

I May come there any time!

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"

Namaskar Ye hamari Surya uday Sms sewa hai

Category: Funny Sms, Good Morning Sms.

Namaskar!
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai
GOOD MORNING

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi…

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!

Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Wonderful line

Category: Hindi Sms.

Wonderful line-
Agar dost na milte
to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki… ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon