Hindi Jokes Collection

Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai

Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari, Miss You Sms.

Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai,
ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad laayi,
hum to chand ko dekh rahe the,
phir na jane kiske liye aankhein bhar aayi.

ye swetar apk liye hai

Ye swetar apk liye hai
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Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.
Happy thandii..

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de

Category: Hindi Shayari, Wise Words Sms.

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

Hila zor se hila

Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila
jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega
warana halwa jal jayega:P

Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE

Category: Cool Sms, Friendship Sms, Love Sms.

The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE.
Someone asked: What if it doesn’t work?
He smiled and said:
Increase the dose!

thora sa karne do

thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms