Non Veg Jokes

Can I Install It

Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
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Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?

Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?
Girl: I don’t have any idea but it has enough calcium to help a Man’s boneless thing to standup!

“Prostitution is the on…

“Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.

Sky And Skirt

What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..
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Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
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Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!

What is the similarity between a girl &petrol?

What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. Both are explosive
2. Both are hot
3. Both are dangerous when kept in open…

Bikni

Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.