Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Collection Of Latest  Hindi non veg jokes. this jokes are collletcted from differentwebsite .

Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya
Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?”
Santa: “Sir, Preeto”
Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?”
Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi“

Tumhara Password Kya Hai

Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.”

Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis”

Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi

Kyon Ki Computer Said: “Your Password Is Too Short“

Lamba Sex Karne Ki Mast Trick Non Veg Hindi Joke

Lamba Sex Karne Ki Mast Trick

Pati-Patni Maje Se Zordaar Sex Kar Rahe The, Sex Karte-Karte Patni Ne Puchha.

Patni: “Aaaaaah Janu, Aaj Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Ho?”

Pati: “Kya Karu? Koi Khubsoorat Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne Hi Nahi Aa Raha“

Saali(Jeeja Se): Jeeja Ji, Offer Aur Loafer Main Kya Antar Hota Hai?

Jeeja: Agar Tum Mujhe Raat Ke Kiye Invite Karo Toh Offer,

Agar Main Tumhe Raat Ke Liye Offer Du Toh Loafer.

Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Se** Kar Raha Tha Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
Santa To Girl: “Do U Have AIDS ?”
Girl: “No”
Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara AIDS Ho Jaye.“

Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai.
Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon”
Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Joo badkismaat Damake se marte- marte bach gaye Unka Kya Hoga Sir?

संता एक दिन बड़ा खुश सा होके घर आया और अपने बाप को बोला.
संता: "पापा पापा, मेरा क्लास में सबसे बड़ा है, एसा मेरे में क्या खास है?"
संता का बाप गुस्से से बोला.
बाप: "क्यूंकि तू 18 साल का हो गया है और अभी भी पांचवी क्लास में है"

Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai”
Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai“