Hindi Funny sms

• Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
  Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
  Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
  ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai.
  

• Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
  Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge….
  Ha ha ha ha
  

• Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

• Plz Wait,I want to take ur Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got…. Developing…. Plz Wait….. Processing…. BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?

• Suraj Hua Madham
  Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
  mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
  sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
  Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! ….BHAAG !
  

• Haseen Chehra
  Maine poocha chand se…Ke dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen……..
  Chaand ne kaha………………… 265752 entries found…………..
  

• Samosa khaty ho
  app roj roj samosa khaty ho kayun
  Hunko aise jhooth mai bahlaty ho kayun
  humko koi batlaye Roje kab se shuru hone wale hai
  Hum karty hai navratri ka vart, wo to 4th Oct se shuru hone wale hai!!!
  

• Khane ka box
  arre kyu ho rahi hai yaha pe khane ki baate,
  kyu nahin koi karte khana lane ki baate,
  hum bhuke hai kabse, koi to de de khana,
  door rakh ke khane ka box yu na karo hume satane ki baate!
  

• Bill tu bhar
  Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
  Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
  To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.
  

VBHUTI KO dande
nahi VBHUTI KO dande nahi marna CHAHIYE
sidha samunder mai dhakka de anna!!
Samundar ka pani ganda ho jayega
woh pani pike to chuha bhi mar jayega.