Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection

arz kiya hai……

Arz Kiya Hai….
Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya
Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Naacha,Ki Langda Ho Gaya!!

ek hasena per nigaahe thahri thi

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai?
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Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai…
Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)

Kripya dhyan de

Kripya dhyan de …
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.

Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai

Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

I am a fungi

A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please”
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here”
The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar
Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga.
Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia…. :)

Can u answer this question

Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The answer is.
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…Life_after_11_pm@yahoo.co.in

apka mobile kis k pas tha?

Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..?
Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya,
Main kuch bolne hi wala tha magar
uski awaz sun kar main chup hi raha
Aur woh barre Pyar se boli
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Is Call k leay ap k account ki raqam naa kafi hy:

bas been zoor di na wajain

Saanp k mdari ko lose-motion lag gaye
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Doctor sy dawai lety howay bola:
Doctor Shahab parhyz ki karna ay?
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Doctor:
bas Been zoor di na wajain;->:-D

message sending fail

Pathan to his pathan friend
Yar abu Ka Msg Aya Hy K ghr ao
Kia kru?
Dost !
Message sending fail likh kr bhej de
Pathan ne aisa hi kia.
Or reply aaya.
“Ok”


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