Hindi Super X-rated Non Veg Jokes Collection

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #1

Husband ek din mood mein tha...Bola biwi se...De De
Biwi : Hato Ji, Kaam Karne Do
Husband : Kapde Le Doongaa...De De Naa
Biwi : Hato Naa
Husband : Achcha Jewellery Le Doongaa..De De
Itne bachcha paas ke kamre se aaya aur bola
Daddy...MERI MAAR LO "CYCLE" DILA DO...

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #2

 Man Offering A Drink To A Lady In Bar
Lady: “ No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs ”
Man: “ Legs? That Is Strange, Do They Pain OrSwell? ”
Lady: “ No, They Spread “

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #3

 WIFE : Darling achcha batao...Wht is the difference between TRUTH & BELIEVE?
HUSBAND : RAJU Tumhara beta hai...This is TRUTH, RAJU Mera beta hai..I BELIEVE

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #4

 Today,Today,girl-what is my bra size? boy-32 girl-how? boy-yesterday i opened girl-but in my bra no number is there? boy-then what? i amengineer from load i can calculate area....

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #5

 Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
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Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #6

 Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?
Girl: I don’t have any idea but it has enough calcium to help a Man’s boneless thing to standup!

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #7

 What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..
……………………………….
Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
………………………….
Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #8

 Bikini is a dress where 90% of thewoman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.

Agree???

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #9

 Tarzan and the animals went to the river for swimming….
Tarzan removed all his clothes. Allthe animals started laughing.
Tarzan asked “Why are you laughing”?
The animals told him…………….”Your tail is in the front”

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #10

 Doctor: You look so weak, exhausted.. Are you taking 3 meals a day as I have advised to you?
Woman: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #11

 Difference between your wife andyour job?
Your wife quit sucking after 3 years but your job didn’t.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #12

One night, couple were laying down the husband gently taps
his wife’s hip and starts rubbing her breast. The wife turns over
and said: sorry honey, I’ve gynecologist appointment 2morrow and I
want to keep it fresh.”…………………………………..
The husband, dejected, turned over and tried to sleep.
Unable to sleep a few minute later, he taps his wife shoulder again. This
time he spoke slowly to her:
“Honey,Do you have a dentist appointment 2morrow too?”