Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection On January ,2014

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• Jokes 01

Ek Ladki Aur Ladke Ka Bahut Long Time Affair Chalne Ke Baad Breakup Ho Raha Tha....

Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Diye Hue Gift Ginate Hue Bola....

Ladka: "Ab Humare Bich Kuch bhi Nahi Raha Meri Nishaniya Mujhe Wapas kar Do"

Ladki Bhi Tez Thi Usne Condom Se Bhari Ek Tokri Ladke Ko Pakdayi Aur Boli

Ladki: "Le, Ismein Se Jo Tera Hai Dhund Le"

• Jokes 02

बंता: यार संता क्या इस धरती पर कोई ऐसा इंसान है जिसे परेशानी ना हो?

संता: नहीं तो।

बंता: तो यार अगर किसी की ज़िन्दगी में कोई परेशानी हो तो किसके पास जाना चाहिए?

संता: किसान के पास।

बंता: किसान के पास! वो क्यों?

संता: क्योंकि उसके पास हल होता है।

• Jokes 03

Hole in the Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat

gia to?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata

kaise chalega

• Jokes 04

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!

• Jokes 05

Pati aur Patni Sexx Kar Rahe The...
Achanak kisi ne Door Bell Bajayi.
Pati ne 5 Min baad Darwaza Khola...
Uska dost aaya hua tha...
Dost - Yaar badi der laga di darwaza kholne main?
Pati - yar Hum log chatni koot rahe the.
Shararti Dost bola - Bhabhi hame bhi Chatni chatao...
Hosiyar Bhabhi - Maine To Bartan Dho Diye Hain, Kootne ke Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo.

• Jokes 06

 5 Year old son was crying....
Dad came and asked.
Dad - Why are you crying? Tell me I am your friend na...
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Son - Are Kuch nahi yaar. Zara sa horlicks kya nai piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi....
Jokes 01
 Bachhe ki DadaGiri

Ek bachha bhagwan se CYCLE ke liye pray karta hai...
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But bhagwan usko Cycle nahi deta hai
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Agle din bachha bhagwan Ganesh ki Tasveer Chura leta hai aur Lord Shiva ko Latter likhta hai...
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"Agar baccha chahiye to cycle lekar Mandir aaja.."

• Jokes 07

 Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diya
Ladki : I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi
Bachaa : It's OK baby, "Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain"
Jokes 01
 Fasi Ki Khushi se
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di

jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Sardar(Khusi se) : Main to uthta hi subha 9

baje hon!!!

• Jokes 08

 Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.

• Jokes 09

 Vakil - jaj Sahab, Kanun ki kitab ke page no 15 ke mutabik mere muvakkil ko Bari kiya jae
Jaj - Kitab Pesh ki jae
Kitab pesh ki gayi, Jaj nepage no. 15 khola to usme 1000 ke 10 Note the,
Jaj muskrate hue bola - bahut khub is tarh ke 2 sabut aur pesh kiye jae...
Jokes 01
 BF txt to his GF on watsApp...
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BF : Hi
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GF : Hello
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BF : Kahan par ho?
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GF : Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu,
abhi driver mujhe club chor dega,
uske baad mall me shopping k liye jaungi,
tab
tumhe call krti hu,
Tum kahan par ho ?
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BF : 401 no ki bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE,
TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI..
Jokes 01
 Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha
To wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya...
Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
Master - Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu - Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
Master - Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
Pappu - To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga...
Master - Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?
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Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha - "Master Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho"

• Jokes10

 Jor Se Bolo
Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di!

• Jokes 11

Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha
To wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya...
Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
Master - Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu - Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
Master - Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
Pappu - To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga...
Master - Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?
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Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha - "Master Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho"

• Jokes 12

SCIENCE kahta hai ki paani ubalne se uske kitanu mar jate hai..
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki
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'Dead Bodies' to Paani main hi reh jati hai..
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Stupid Science