Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

 Bus stop pe ek ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi
tabhi ek uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman ek bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun.......Rofl
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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARE DOST KE PASS JA,
AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,
OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHYE
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KAR DE.

Non Veg Sms Hindi

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya
Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai
kutiya boli chup raho kamino
papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain...Tongue

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena...
Phir hath mumon pay phair dena..
Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena...
Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena
Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana..
Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana
Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay.
Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana
Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana.
Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena
Aur choot main Khoob Ghuma dena
Phir main Bhee Lun pay bathoon gee.
Aur khoob Chudai kawaoon gee.
Aur Apni Piays Bughaoon gee.
Aur Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Boy- I want to Hiddenswear u
Girl- Tamij se baat karo
Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek banda
mohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai....Huh

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte,
Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte,
Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan,
Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Arj kiya hai jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal
Jaara gaur pharmayega
wah wah........
sun to le bhai
jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal
bo hain jhaant ke baal

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

         Non Veg Sms Hindi  

Duur gaon main aik basti thee
jahan pe randian sasti thee
unki gaand main itni masti thee
jitna bhi chodo hansti thee
magar aap kyu hanste ho?
kya usi gaon main baste ho?...
ahahahah lol

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi
Unke pati:- Yaar meri biwi toh raat ko gear samjh kar hilati rahti hai
Dusra:- Meri biwi toh panty khol kar boli 200 ka daal do Tongue

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . �
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Santa kissed his girlfriend in park
GF :- Plzz ye sab shaadi se phele mat karo
Santa:- Oh soniye don't worry I am married

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hahaha nice jokes.
get some more Big Grin

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

..Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge, Kyunki... Crack naal kaun matha maare ???

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka, aasma ko chodne nikla hai laudazameen ka

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

mirza galid ne masuka kawhisper dekha aur bola:
'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL AATA HAI,
KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN KHAATA HAI'

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

sardar -murga kaise diye
murgawala -70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar - rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala -isko aids hai.
sardar - de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chal bani hai ya maa chud bani hai

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....