Bus stop pe ek ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi
tabhi ek uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman ek bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun.......Rofl
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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARE DOST KE PASS JA,
AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,
OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHYE
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KAR DE.

Non Veg Sms Hindi

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya
Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai
kutiya boli chup raho kamino
papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain...Tongue

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena...
Phir hath mumon pay phair dena..
Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena...
Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena
Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana..
Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana
Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay.
Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana
Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana.
Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena
Aur choot main Khoob Ghuma dena
Phir main Bhee Lun pay bathoon gee.
Aur khoob Chudai kawaoon gee.
Aur Apni Piays Bughaoon gee.
Aur Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Boy- I want to Hiddenswear u
Girl- Tamij se baat karo
Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek banda
mohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai....Huh

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte,
Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte,
Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan,
Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Arj kiya hai jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal
Jaara gaur pharmayega
wah wah........
sun to le bhai
jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal
bo hain jhaant ke baal

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

         Non Veg Sms Hindi  

Duur gaon main aik basti thee
jahan pe randian sasti thee
unki gaand main itni masti thee
jitna bhi chodo hansti thee
magar aap kyu hanste ho?
kya usi gaon main baste ho?...
ahahahah lol

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi
Unke pati:- Yaar meri biwi toh raat ko gear samjh kar hilati rahti hai
Dusra:- Meri biwi toh panty khol kar boli 200 ka daal do Tongue

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . �
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Santa kissed his girlfriend in park
GF :- Plzz ye sab shaadi se phele mat karo
Santa:- Oh soniye don't worry I am married

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get some more Big Grin

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

..Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge, Kyunki... Crack naal kaun matha maare ???

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka, aasma ko chodne nikla hai laudazameen ka

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

mirza galid ne masuka kawhisper dekha aur bola:
'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL AATA HAI,
KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN KHAATA HAI'

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

sardar -murga kaise diye
murgawala -70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar - rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala -isko aids hai.
sardar - de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chal bani hai ya maa chud bani hai

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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Hindi Non Veg Shayari : Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....

Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Dosto Happy Diwali,
Bhagwan Se Yahi Dua Karta Hun Ki Ye Diwali Aap Logo Ki Life Mein Khushiya Leke Aaye.
Jinki Girlfriend Unche Bichdi Ho Vo Unhe Mil Jaye, Aur Jo Tang Aake Girlfriend Badal Rahe Hai Vo Kirpya Mere Ko Unka Number Dene Ka Kasht Kare 
Bas Itna Hi Kahna Chahunga Ki Dosto Huste Raho Aur Hasate Raho, Kisi Ko 2 Pal Ki Khushi Deke Bahut Thandak Pahunchti Hai.
Meri Bhi Koshish Rahegi Ki Isi Tarha Aap Logo Ko Hasata Rahu Aur 2 Pal Ki Muskan De Saku

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
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.
1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
.
.
2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke
Pataake
Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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3rd: Daddy
Ghar Par Nahin Thhe...
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.
Toh Mera
Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat
Humne
Baari-Baari Bajayaa..:p

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Taliban:-agar tum islam kabul nhi karoge to tumhara gala kaat denge. Santa:-ye achi bakarchodi he bhenchode kabul na karo to gala katega or kabul karo to bulli.

Submitted By: royalfriendzzz
By Place: nepanagar
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Boy: Mujhe pyar karti ho
To kal college me White dress pehan ke aana.
Ladki Black pehn k ayi
Boy:Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.

1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.

Papa : Beta daro mat,
Mera haath pakad lo.

Bacchi : Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.

Papa (Muskura kar bole) :
Dono me kya Antar hai?

Bacchi : Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad,
Me Aapka haath chhod du.

LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to,
Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.

“AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE”

GREAT LOVE.

“Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai,
Maa-Baap nahi”

Luv Ur Parents..
Dedicated to our “PARENT’S”.
share if U LOVE your parents....
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

1. Pyaar hume 'Kiss Mode' pe le aaya.
2. Pyaar hume 'Kids Mode' pe le aaya.
3. Pyaar hume kis mod pe le aaya? 
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek Gubbare Waale Ki Dukan Ke Bahar Likha Tha
“Agar Apne Bacche Ko Gubbara Nahi Dila Sakte To Haraamkhoro Waqt Pe Gubbara Chadha Liya Karo.“
admin_DILSHAN

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek Din Santa Mele me Gaya.
Wahan 2 Line Lagi Thi. Ek Line ke Aage Likha Tha "Dekhne ke 20/- Rs."
Dusri Linke ke Aage Likha Tha "Karne ke 10/- Rs."
Santa Ne Karne ki Ticket Le Li.
Ander usko Karne ke Liye Bakri Di Gayi.
Santa Ne Paise Wasulne ke Liye Bakri ki Le Li.

Next Day, Santa ne Dekhne ki Ticket Li.
Santa Ne Aage wale Admi Ko Pucha -
Santa : "Kyu Bhai, Ye Kya Dikhayege?"
Admi : "Aaj ka To Pata Nahi, Kal Ek Sardar Ko Bakri Ki Lete Hue Dikhaya Tha!!!".
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Bechara Sata!!!
admin ...dilshan
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Dunya k 5 Asool:

1. Paani aur lan apna rasta hud banaty hain!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

2.Doodh Phantny aur gand phatny ki awaz kabhi nahi aati!!

3.Jazbat aur mummy jitna dubao utna ubharty hain!!!!!!!! !

4.Biwi aur gari kisi ko na do..hamesha chud ker wapis mily gi!

5.sSanp aur phudi jahan mily mar do!!!!!!!!!! !!
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"Ooee sardar g apni biwi ko itni dard main Hospital

ki bajaye PIZZA HUTT kioon le kar ja rahe ho??????"

SARDAR: "kioon k PIZZA HUTT main delivery FREE he"
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Teacher: Dunya main sab se halki

cheez kon si he??????

Student: "ji Lun!!"

Teacher: "Woh kaise?"

Student: Jo cheez sochny se bhi uth jye

uss se halka aur kia cheez ho sakti he"
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Zindgi ki 5 aham batain:

1.Kismat aur gand kahin bhi khul sakti he

2.Pareshani aur lulli kahin bhi khari ho sakti he

3.Ghareeb aur mummy hamesha dubaye jate hain

4.Dodh aur choot phatny ki awaz nahi hoti

5.Sanp aur choot jahan mily wahan mar do

warna koi aur mar de ga!!!!!!!!
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Sardar: "yaar meri biwi pani se bohat darti he"

Friend: "acha ! woh kaise"

Sardar: "Yaar kal main ghar aya to woh bath tub

main bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!!!!!"
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Sardar G: "Doctor sb kamzori bohat he"

Doctor: "Doodh duba ker piya kro"

Sardar G: "Doctor sb doodh to bohat zyada peeeta hun

magar woh zyada dubane nahi deti!!!!!!"
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man goes to buy condom

Salesgirl: "May i hold u penis for size?"

She orders: "give him small"

Wait!!!! "give him medium"

Wait!!!! "give him large"

SHIT!!!! "give me a tissue!!!!"
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Callgirl "Sardar g ! sx kro ge"

Sardar g "bilkul, but meri wife ki tarah kro gi"

"haan kroon gi, but woh kaise kerti he"

"moft main!!!!!!!! "
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Judge: "why did u kill ur husband"

Lady: "He called me from office....

Took me to bedroom....

Removed my cloths....

Laid me on the bed....

Spread my legs....

and said....

APRIL FOOL!!!!
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1st Kid "meri mom jadugar he"

Jab woh papa k nunu ko chooti he

to woh bara ho jata he

2nd Kid: meri mom jab papa k nunu pe bethti he

to woh gyeb ho jata he!!!!!!!!!
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A sweet girl goes to Banta shop

and said "mujhy underwear dikhao"

Banta. sharmate hoe "aaj pehan ker nahi aya!!!!"
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A boy asked his girl friend to play wd his penis

Its her first time........ .........

After sometime she asked

"wat r these drops coming out?"

Boy "khushi k aansoo hain!!!!!!!"
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Girl: I'm like Radio, My left nipple is volume
And right is tuner

Boy turns both but there is no sound!!!!!

Girl: Stupid neeechy plug kia tera baap lagaye ga...
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Bhosri Plaza Hotel

"MENU CARD"

:-grilled mummay
:-achari lun
:-phudi of the day
:-tandoori bund
:-lullian sirky wali
:-chilly chot
:-tattay mughlai
:-gori bund da halwa
:-nargasi tattay
:-phuddy pakaora
:-lun falooda
:-mard makhan naan
:-afghani gand kabab
:-daighy mummay
:-lun khara masala
:-bhosri fried rice
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A nurse comes in doctors room

Doctor asked "why is ur one boob out of ur shirt"

Nurse: these medical students never keep things at place after
use!!!!!!!!!
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YOUNGER BROTHER TO ELDER SIS: "WHY ARE MOM AND DAD IN THE ROOM FOR
THREE DAYS?"

ELDER SIS REPLIES LAUGHING: "DAD HAD ASKED ME FOT VASLINE BUT I GAVE
THEM ELFY BY MISTAKE"!!!! !
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Once all Eggs in women Pussy desided to fight against sperms. They
waited with guns in the pussy . That night no one came.. Suddenly 1
shouted : HAMLA PEACHAY SE HUA HAI
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Girl and Boy lost in a Jungle: after two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said: dear plz fuck me

Boy said Why ?

girl Said: abay kuch to ander jayega
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Boyefriend Fingering his Girlfriend

Girl: Aah .. Take Off Your ring its Hurting me...

Boy: Honey Its not my ring, its my wrist watch
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Yeh Larkiyaan Kitni Chalaak hoti hain...Apna 18 Rupiye liter walay
doodh ka thaila dikha kar... Aap Ka 180 rupiye Litre Wala Ghee Nikaal
Leti hain
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Maa: Beti Wo Larka thik Nahi Jise tu chahti Hai,
Beti : Nahi Maa wo Doctor Banega.
Usnay to meri wo bemari bhi thik kardi jo mujhe har mahine hoti theee
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Quote Of the Day

" Paisa Gand Ki tara Hota hAi .. Hota sab Ke Pass Hai par Dena Koi
NahI chatha "
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Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag ke parde
ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai
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Sabse bara TERRORIST Kaun?
AURAT!
jo Har raat ek TOWER ko gira deti hai
Sab se Bara BUILDER kaun?
MARD!
Jo agli raat phir Aus Tower ko Khara kar deta ha:)
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DR: A Penis is the greatest breakfast b'coz it has a Mushroom head, a
hotdog , 2 eggs , and cream which provides all the nutrients 2 make
women healthy.
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Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "
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Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?

Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
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Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota

Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota

condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time

LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
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A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
kaat lungi

sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga
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Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai

Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta
hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha
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Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye?

Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo tujhe
neeand a jaye gi?
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A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis

We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
Then why did u die before me?
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Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par
pakar nai sakte?

student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY
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Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen
hain

Sardar: CAR

Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next

Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai

Sardar: Motor Cycle

Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle

Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere sawal
ka jawab do

Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid

Interviewer : CHOOT

sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT '
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Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.
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Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They've chest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they've a pole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.
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Kabhi tu lee hogi suraj ne chand ki,
Tabhi tu chand main daag hai,
Mumkin hai chand ne dubara nahi dee hogi,
Tabhi tu suraj main aag hai.
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Baluchi: Hamare raigistan mein 'khushamdid' bolo to vapis awaz aati
hai ...amdid...amdid. Pathan: khocha, hamare paharo mein 'i luv u' bolo
to vapis awaz aata hai ..luv u...luv u.Punjabi: Ae keri gal hai paa
ji. Saday pind di gali vich awaz maro 'teri maa di', te vapas awaz
aandi hai 'teri pehn di'..
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Raat k 2 bajay bahoo k kamray se aik aadmi nikla aur bhaag gya..

Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na kaha
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kyon k saas bhee kabhee bahu thee!
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Qissa aik Chudai ka.

Pehlay gaand pe kaat liya humnay.

phir phuddi ko chaat liya humnay.

Phir diya hontoun pe namkeen bhosa,

bari daer talak mammo ko choosa,

Ungli kar k paani diya nikaal,

boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal,

Josh-e-shevat main loray ko rakha choot pe,

dono haath jama diye us k doodh pe,

Zabt ka bandhan achanak toot gaya,

chudai se pehlay bahar hi chhot gaya
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Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise
ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k '10 rupaye me Chachi
ki Chat lo'.
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Boy 2 girl ladkiyan rukhsati k waqt roti Q hain.Girl say!Abay chutiah
agar tujhay pata ho k koi tujhe ghar se dur le ja k teri gaand maray
ga to kia tu nachega?
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What is pure Hindi name of Condom??

Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.
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Man gives blood 2 his Girlfriend.later on they split up & man wants
blood back.she throws a used paad 2 him & says: i wil pay u monthly ,u
bastard.
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Malang:-Beta Hamesha Apne Se Badi Ko Maa,Choti Ko Beti,Barabar Wali Ko
Bahen Maano!Boy:-Baba ji,phir ye LORA aap Hi Rakh lo,bhaang Kootnay K
Kaam aye ga...
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gal:hw many siblings u hav?
boy:m d nly 1
gal:kyun? baap me dum nehi tha kya?
boy:n how many r u?
gal:8
boy:kyun?baap ko aur koi kaam nehi tha kya?
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Ek admi jaldi jaldi ladies toilet main ghus gya, ek aurat chillaye ;u
idiot ye ladies k lye hai,Aadmi pant utaar k bola ye bhi ladies k liye
hai !!........
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