Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection - 15 Best Non Veg Jokes

This Post is all about the best collection  of hindi non veg jokes. 
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 1

Policeman to santa. Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa: Oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 2

If You Pass In Exam:
Mom: Ktni Khushi Ki Baat Hai
Dad:Mera Beta Sher Hai
Lover:So Sweeeet
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Friends:Kutte! Kamine! Zalil! Tu Ne Itna Kb Padha
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 3

Santa K Bete Ki Roti Par Se Chooha Guzar Gaya
Son: Mujhe ye Roti Nahi Khani
Santa: Kha Le Putar
ChOOhe Ne kaun si chapal pehan rkhi thi.
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 4

1Aadmi God Se
Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Di Cheen Li
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
Ab Ye Biwi Di He
To Dekar Bhool Gaya Kya.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 5

Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne
liye manga. Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob
maara. Maar khaa ke santa kapde
jhaadta hua bola, ?TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR
SAMJHOON

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 6

GIRLS: Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi

Ho sake,to kisi nek se karungi.

Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek ladka

"TRY"to har 1 ko karungi..

Boys: Arz kiya h

koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi,

Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,






Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi

jiske damad hum nahi.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 7

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,

Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai

Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 8

Girl chatting to a stranger on a chat...

Stranger: Hey could you give me your email id?

Girl: Yeah.. It is ihaveabf.iluvhim@getlost.com

Stranger: Take mine itsyourfather@fasgai.com ;)

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 9

Laila ne majnu ko 1 ped k piche dekha or boli
Tum majnu hona?
Majnu bola ha,
Phir kuch der bad use jharioun k piche dekha to boli,
Tum majnu hona?
Wo bola ha
Phir kuch der bad use diwar k piche dekha or kaha
Tum majnu hona?
Majnu bola
HAAN
Haan
Mein Majnu hun
''potty" karne degi ki nahi..

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 10

Boy=Mere sath chalogi jaan.
Girl=Kidhar?
Boy=Aap jidhar bole udhar.
Girl=Shopping krne chalte hai.
Boy=kasam se didi aapse to mazaak karna bhi Bekaar hai

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 11

A kanjus boy fall in love wid kanjus girl,
Girl:- jab DAD so jaynge to mei gali me sikka phaink dungi tum foran andr aa jana,
Lakin boy 1 ghante baad aya...
Girl:-itni der kyo lga di.
Boy:-mai sika dhund rha tha
Girl:- pagal vo toh meine dhaga bandh k phenka tha

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 12

SINGH te MUSLIM ne Jail cho Faraar hon lai surang khodni suru kiti.. Har ik ghante baad Muslim namaaj padhan beth janda.. Singh nu gussa aa geya te kehan laga:- kanjra je main AKHAND PAATH rakh lea ta 3 din ethe hi baitha rahenga.......

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 13

Tchr 2 Snta: Ur son is a fool
See his reprt.
Eng-2
Math-5
Scnce-7
SST-8
Hindi-3
Total-25
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Snta-Total me to kamal kiya hai
Is sbjct ki tution tak nhi rakhi thi.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 14

santa ne ek aadmi ke tapad mar dia
Man- meri galati kya h?
Santa-Saale tu kya smajta h me teri galati ka intjar karta rahunga.

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes No: 15

Daru Ki Wajah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam Li or Ghar Se Daru Ki Khali Bottles Fekne Laga
1st Fek K Bola: Teri Wajah Se Meri Naukri Chali Gae
2nd Fekte Bola: Teri Wajah Se Meri Biwi or ghar Chala Gaya.
3rd Uthai To Wo Bhari Hui Nikli To Bola : ''''Tu Side Me Ho Ja... Isme Tera Koi Kasoor Nahi Hai.