Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek Anokha Lekin Kadva Sach

Ek Anokha Lekin Kadva Sach
Is duniya me har kisi ka alag alag naam hota hai ,
Fir bhi bheed Me agar koi awaaj lagaye, “Abe Chutiye”
To 10 Me se 9 log palat kar Jarur dekhte hai….

ADIDAS

Pathan Was Having SEX Wid a girl,
GIRL:Tmhari Lulli Par AIDS likha hai,
PATHAN:Behanchod Khada to hone de AIDS Nahi,ADIDAS Likha hai…!!

Salary Itni Kam Hai

BOSS: Tum itney short kapde kyon pahan kar aati ho.
GIRL: Sir salary intni kam hai ki pooray kapade kaise le.
BOSS:To kal se tumhari salary band.

Salary Itni Kam Hai

 BOSS: Tum itney short kapde kyon pahan kar aati ho.
GIRL: Sir salary intni kam hai ki pooray kapade kaise le.
BOSS:To kal se tumhari salary band.

Tumhari har Cheez Mein istemaal Karunga

Suhag raat ko
Pati:Aaj se tumhari har cheez mein istemaal karunga.
Patni:achha,Wo Plastic ka LUNd aaram se lena,Bahut Bada hai.

Tumhari har Cheez Mein istemaal Karunga

Suhag raat ko
Pati:Aaj se tumhari har cheez mein istemaal karunga.
Patni:achha,Wo Plastic ka LUNd aaram se lena,Bahut Bada hai.

Confused Son

Baap ne CONDOM ka pack kharida,
Beta:Papa Ye Kya Hai?
Baap: Beta Chuhey Marne Ki Dawa,
Beta: Lo Bhenchod fudi me bhi Chuhey!!

Mera To Balance He Khatam Hai

Ek ladki ko pechhe se kisi ne ungli di
peche ek 65 saal ka badha tha.
Ladki:baba ye miscal ap ne di?
Baba dhoti kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai

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