Duniya mein hum khush naseeb hong

Woh waqt woh lamhe kuch ajeeb honge
Duniya mein hum khush naseeb honge
Door se jab itna yaad karte hai aapko
Kya hoga jab aap hamare kareeb honge
hindi love sms and poem

Is duniya se ravana hua!

Ghungat mein tujhe dekha,
To deewana hua,
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Masti ka mastana hua,
Jaise hie ghungat uthaya,
Is duniya se ravana hua!

hindi love sms and poem


Jab tum dur jaye i feel like crying

Jab tumhe dekhu mera dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tum dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna tension mat le I was lying.
hindi love sms and song collection

CLICK

CLICK means
C= Cant live with out you
L= Love you so much
I= I miss u so much
C= Care 4 you
K= Kiss from my heart









Free Pyar SMS, Read Pyar Funny SMS, Urdu Pyar(love) SMS


Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)






Bangla Most Funny SMS Collection

ভালোই ইনকাম করে 

Bangla Jokes

 এক অ্যামেরিকান বাঙ্গালী ভদ্রলোকের সাথে নিউ ইয়োর্কে দেখা হলো বাংলাদেশ থেকে সদ্য আগত এক যুবকের..

- চাচা কেমন আছেন ?

- কি বলবো বাবা ... বড় ছেলেটা ফারগো ব্যাংকে চাকরী করে..মেজটা ইউনাইটেড এয়ারলাইনস এ চাকরী করে..সেজটা ওয়াল স্ট্রিটে ব্রোকার ..ছোটটা কিছু করে না.. রাস্তায় দাড়িয়ে ভিক্ষা করে...

- তাতে কি .. বাকীরা তো সবাই ভালোই ইনকাম করে..

- সেটাই তো সমস্যা.. আজ ক’দিন হলো ছোটটাই সংসার চালাচ্ছে...


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bangla funny sms





Marathi Sms in Marathi Languages , New sms related to Marathi sms and Marathi text messages

marathi sms




मैत्री  एक  अलगद  स्पर्श  मनाचा  ,

मैर्ती  एक  अनमोल  भेट  जीवनाची ,
मैत्री  एक  अनोखा  ठेवा  आठवणींचा ,
मैत्री  एक  अतूट  सोबत  आयुष्याची  …………..by Kashmira




एक  प्रवास  मैत्रीचा  जसा  हळुवार  पावसाच्या  सरींचा 
ती  पावसाची  सर  अलगद  येऊन  जाते  ,
आणि  एका  सुंदरश्या  मैत्रीची  आठवण  हळूच  करून  देते 
………….. by kashmira




मैत्री  असावी  मना -मनाची , मैत्री  असावी  जन्मो -जन्माची , मैत्री  असावी  प्रेम  आणि  त्यागाची , अशी  मैत्री  असावी  फक्त  तुझी  नि  माझी .........by Kashmira





वाट  पाहशील  तर  आठवण  बनून  येईन  ,
तुझ्या  ओठावर  गाणे  बनून  येईन ,
एकदा  मनापासून   मला  आठवून  तर  बघ ,
तुझ्या  चेहऱ्यावर  गोड  हास्य  बनून  येईन ,……….by Avinash


नाते  किती  जुने  यावर  मैत्री  नाही  टिकत  ,
नाते  टिकायला  मैत्री  खोल  असावी  लागते ,
कुठेही  बी  पेरल्यावर  झाड  नाही  उगवत ,
जमीन  मुळात  ओळी  असावी  लागते …………by vishal

"पाकळ्यांचं गळणं म्हणजे फुलांचं मरणं असतं.
मरतांनाही सुगंध देणं यातच आयुष्याचं सार असतं,
असं आयुष्य जगणं म्हणजे खरच सोनं असतं.पण या आयुष्यात तुमच्या सारखे मित्र मिळाले तर, हे जगणं सोन्याहून पिवळं असतं .








Talwaari tar Saglyanchya hatat hotya,
Taakat tar Saglyanchya Mangatat hoti,
Pan Swarajya Sthapnyachi Icchha Faqt
'MARATHI' Raktat hoti…


maitri ek algad sparsh manacha ,
mairti ek anmol bhet jivnachi,
maitri ek anokha theva athvanincha,
maitri ek atut sobat ayushyachi …………..by Kashmira


ek pravas maitricha jasa haluvar pavsachya sarincha
Ti pavsachi sar algad yeun jate ,
ani eka sundarshya maitrichi athvan haluch karun dete
………….. by kashmira


Maitri asavi mana-manachi, Maitri asavi janmo-janmachi, Maitri asavi prem aani tyagachi, Ashi maitri asavi fakt tujhi ni majhi.........by Kashmira


Vat Pahashil tar athvan banun yein ,
Tuzya othavar gane banun yein,
Ekda manapasun mala athvun tar bagh,
Tuzya chehryavar god hasya banun yein,……….by Avinash


Nate kiti june yavar maitri nahi tikat ,
Nate tikayla maitri khol asavi lagte,
kuthehi bee perlyavar jhad nahi ugavat,
Jamin mulat oli asavi lagte…………by vishal






Marathi Funny SMS - कोंबडी.
एकदा एकादशीला जंगलात सर्व प्राणी मंदिरात जायचं ठरवितात. सगळे प्राणी चालत जातात, फक्त कोंबडी टॅक्सीने जाते. का?
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सगळे प्राणी चालत जातात, फक्त कोंबडी टॅक्सीने जाते. कारण ..
उपवासाला कोंबडी चालत नाही.

When the evening shatters and the stars appear,
And there is no one there to dry your tears,
I could hold you for a million years,
To make you feel my love.


Bob Dylan
True love is that which ennobles the personality, fortifies the heart, and sanctifies the existence.
-Henri Frédéric Amiel

True love is like a sigh from the heart; it teaches in a moment everything one ought to say. 
-Thomas Corneille

There is no hate that can lie alongside love in a true heart.
-Charles Reade

Love which economizes is never true love.
-Honoré de Balzac

True love is mixed up with birdlike squabbles, in which the disputants wound each other to the quick; but a quarrel without animus is, on the contrary, apiece of flattery to the dupe’s conceit.
-Honoré de Balzac

True love can fear no one.
-Seneca

True love doesn't have a happy ending; true love doesn't have an ending.
-Anonymous

True joy doth need no song to praise it, silence for love's delight is best.
-Emanuel Geibel

True hearts that share one love, one life, will always know true joy.
-Jason Blake

True love is not selfish. In time it accustoms itself to anything which secures happiness for its object.
-Susan Coolidge

I’ll just tell her she isn’t and never will be a true sailor’s true love until she takes a voyage with her husband.
-Peter B. Kyne

You believed you loved me, but I doubted my love, and I know now that no true love for you exists.
-Mark Rutherford

True love does not paralyze, but doubles the high qualities of man.
-Georg Moritz Ebers

"The only gift is a portion of thyself." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul." - Saint Augustine of Hippo

"Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be." Robert Browning

"Remember tonight, for it is the beginning of always." - Dante Alighieri

"Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking together in the same direction." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, Never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." - Sir Walter Raleigh

"My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep. The more I give thee, the more I have, For both are infinite." - William Shakespeare

"Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love's not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true ...In this life I was loved by you." - Bette Midler

"I love thee, I love but thee With a love that shall not die Till the sun grows cold And the stars grow old." - William Shakespeare

"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear." - Bible, 1 John 4:18

"It is not night when I do see your face." - William Shakespeare

"The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them." - Stephen Edwin King

"Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination, full of hope." - Maya Angelou

"For it was not into my ear you whispered But into my heart Twas not my lips you kissed But my soul." - Judy Garland

"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard." - Annie (The Movie)

"We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen

"You were made perfectly to be loved and surely I have loved you, in the idea of you, my whole life long." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Need more inspiration? Try these romantic text messages, romantic dinner ideas, or ways to add romance to your relationship.

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !

That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..!! :) :D

Hindi Love SMS
hindi love sms

Pyar Karte Hai Hum Magar Keh Nahi Sakte
Dil Se App Ko Bhula Bhi Nahi Sakte
Kya Kare Ishq Mein Yun
Tadaap Tadaap Ke Maar Bhi Nahi Sakte…

Hindi Love SMS
Dil Ke Paas Aapka Ghar Bana Liya
Khwabo Me Aapko Basa Liya
Mat Puchho Kitna Chahte Hai Hum Aapko
Aapki Har Khata Ko Apna Mukaddar Bana Liya..


Kehte hai pyaar ki seema nahi hoti
Yeh toh dhoka hai jo sab kehte hai
Pyaar ki seema honi chaiye
Taki koi dil kisi aur dil ka na ho jaye…

When the love is new, relationship has just begun, and partners have just felt the air of romance, all the couple needs is cute romantic ideas to spice up their relationship. Even if you're in a relationship for quite sometime now, cute romantic ideas can never let you down. Whether you're looking for ideas to make your girlfriend feel special or your boyfriend realize what you feel for him, these ideas will add to the sweetness of your relationship. Every romance is cute for the partnersinvolved in it and when it comes to your first love, why not celebrates the cuteness of your relationship? As relationships mature, lot realized and felt, the couple tends to grow mature with time. But the initial phase of a relationship is probably the best time which knows no worries or complications. This is the time when the partners tend to grow fond of each other with each passing day and try to convey the message of love to each other. Every touch seems to be special, every word spoken is heard patiently, and every emotion steals the sleep from your eyes…what else can be cuter than this? Love has always been celebrated and what you need is cute romantic ideas for cute relationships. Let's have a look at some of the popular cute love ideas to make it really special this time.

Top Cute Romantic Ideas:


  1. Soft Toys: When it comes to your girl, a bedtime teddy or a stuffed dog can work wonders for your relationship. Women just love soft toys, even if they are grown ups. A cuddly toy for bed can be a great cute gift idea for her.
  2. Flowers: Flowers are always cute and it's the best to go for if you're looking for cute romantic gift ideas. Roses or lilies teamed up with a box of chocolate can be a great gift for your girlfriend or wife. Guys generally don't have an affinity for flowers, but if the man in your life likes it, why not gift him a bouquet or a box of dark chocolates.
  3. Gadget: Men are crazy about gadgets and when it comes to celebrating your cute romance why not gift him the latest gadget available in the market?
  4. Romantic getaway: Romance needs to be celebrated always to add to the cuteness your relationship already has. A cute romantic getaway can be a great idea for your partner. Cuddled together in some hill station or enjoying the sun together relaxing at a beach destination can be a great romantic gift for him.
  5. Words of romance: One of the best cute romantic ideas for your partner can be a poem written by you. You can also write few lines praising your partner and your undying love for him/her. This is not only cute but extremely romantic.
  6. Wine: A bottle of red wine can be a great cute gift for your man. Personalize it by printing his photograph on the label and writing your initials under it.
Any heartfelt wishes and gift can be cute and to make your Cute Romantic Ideas work out, all you have to do is shower your partner with all the love you have for him/her.
* Bhalobasa onykta paaharer moto, 2mk opore uthte hobe. Kintu akber jokhon 2me shikhar-e pouche jabe, The view is Beautiful !! * Sudin ase. durdin - ase ami chai ba na chai, tobe sob cheya sundor Din seta jakhon 2mk kache paai !!!!!!! * Ami 2mk amr sob Bhalobasa tuku pathaate Cheyechilam. Kintu postman bollo, packet ta onyk Boro hoye Geche ! * Tomer jonno amr Bhalobasa akta journey-r mato. Jeta hamesha shuru hoy kintu kokhono sesh naa! * Bhalobasa akta prajapati=r moto, Sekhanet jai jekhane or bhalo lage, R jekhane jai sobar bhalo lage!!!!
Khusbhu er moto tomar modhe miliye jabo; Sukun hoye tomar hridoy vore debo; anubhab kore khusite thakbe; jokhon amay mone korbe; dur thake chole asbo.!!






Ratri Dekheche Amai Aro Ekbar Kadte. Ratri Dekheche Hajar Loker Bhire Nijeke Harate.bappa_2u Ratri Dekheche Bhison Kacher Manusti Koto Dure Thake. Dekheche Amar Ooi Ekla Ghartai Nirbikarchitte takate Nijer 'SWAPNO' Sajate..Ar...BHANTE.!!



Ek Shaam Aati Hai Tumari Yaad Leka ,
Ek Shaam Jaati Hai Tumari Yaad Dekar,
Par Humen Us Shaam Ka Interzar Hai,
Jo Aye Saath Tume Lekar.

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Hum Iss Qadar Tumpe Mar Mittege
Tum Jahan Dekhoge Hum Hi Tumhe Dikhege
Rakhna Har Pal Iss Dil Mein Hamari Yaad
Hamare Baad Hamare Pyar Ki
Daastaan Duniya Vaale Likhege

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Aashiq Hai Tere Sadiyo Se Hum.
Itni Mohabbat Kisne Ki Hai Sanam.
Hadd Se Ziyada Chaaha Hai Tumko Humne.
Maange Tu Jaan Vi Toh Piche
Hatege Na Kabhi Mere Kadam.!!!!

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Aye Khat Ja Unke Haathon Ko Chum Le
Jab Voh Padhe To Unke Hothon Ko Chum Le
Khuda Na Kare Voh Phade Bhi Dale
To Girte Girte Unke Kadmo Ko Chumle

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Dilon Mein Aarzu Ke Diye Jalte Rahenge
Aakhon Se Aansu Nikalte Rahenge
Aap Shamaa Bankar Dil Mein Roshani Toh Karo
Hum To Mom Bankar Pighalte Rahenge..

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Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you’re worth that sacrifice!

A day without your love is a day without life. I can’t wait for the evening to come so that I can give you a big hug!






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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I love you baby!

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way. Muahx! <3






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Baby.. The thought of being old is really scary. When the time comes, I might forget even my own name. But I just wanted to let you know that no matter what, you will be in my heart forever! <3

If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.






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i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we’re both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about. <3

i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite






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A girl asked a guy, do you want me? He said no. She asked, would you cry if I left? He said no. She asked do you like me? He said no, so she turned round and started to walk away but he grabbed her arm and said, I don’t want you I need you, I wouldn’t cry if you left I’d die, and I don’t like you, I love you, now and forever more.

So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !






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It may sound simple, nothing unique or original… but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you ‘I Miss You Alot!’

A day without your love is a day without life. Promise you will never leave me ok baby?





Bengali Love Poam

Bangla Love Poem




* Tomarai jano valobasia-che soto rupe sotobar
   Jonome jonome juge juge onibar
   Chirokal dhore mugdho ridoi gathia-che gitohar
   Koto rupe dhore poracho golai,
   Niacho se opohar.
   Jonome jonome juge juge onibar
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*  Har man har porabo 2mr gole
    Dure rob koto apon boler chole.
    Jani ami jani vhese jabe oviman-
    Nibir bathai fhatia poribe pran,
    Sunno hiar basite bajibe gaan,
    Pasan 2khon golibe naunjole 
    
    Sotodol khule jabe thore thore
    Lukano robe na modhu chirodin-tore.
    Akas juria chahibe kahar akhi,
    Dhorer bihire nirobe loibe daki,
    Kichue sedin kichue robe na baki
    Poron moron lovibo chorontole.
 
*  Jedin fhutlo komol kichue jani nai
    Ami chilem onnomone.
    Amr sajia saji tare ami nai
    Se je roilo songgopone.
    Majhe majhe hia akulprai
    Sopon dekhe chomke otha chai,
    Mondo modhor gondho ase hai
    Kothai dokhin somirone.


    Ogo sai sugondhe firai odasia
    Amai dese desante.
    Jano sondhane tar otha nissasia 
    Vubon nobin bosonte.
    K janito dure to nai se
    Amare go amare sai je,
    A madhure futeche haire
    Amr redoi opobone.

*  Ami bohu basonai oranpone chai,
    Boncheto kore bachale more.
    A kripa kothor soncheto mor
    Jobon vhore.
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*  Man came home,
    Saw his wife with his friend in bed.
    He shoots his friend.
    Wife says,if u behave like this,
    U will lose all ur friend. 

*  Jol pore- pata nore,
    Moha GOBET SMS pore.
    Ore BEKUB rego-na,
    Mobile chure felo-na.
    Ei SMS porde joto,
    Buddhi hobe gorur moto.

*  Tur jonna aanta pari akas tara,
    Tui bolla bachta apri oxyzen chara.
    prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi shoka,
    Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mitta bola jai!!


*  Tur jonna aanta pari akas tara,
    Tui bolla bachta apri oxyzen chara.
    prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi shoka,
    Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mitta bola jai!!


*  Wife: akta kotha bolbo marbe nato?
    Hus: kija bolo na 2me?
    Wife:ame pragnent.
    Hus:ata to kusir khobor!
    Wife:biar aga baba ka bolachilam babato marechilo,tai!
*  Network niya raja rani boro payrasan,
    Paira diya suro chithi aadan prodan.
    Chithi charai paira ekdin rajar kache galo,
    Tina dakha raja saheb khube raga galo.
    Bari fira raja ata holo ki?
    Rani bola ata miss call tao bujoni!!
 *  Luv sms korlm send pri-ar numberry,
    Msg porlu giye may-er baba-ar hate.
    Kopal kharap hole bujhi koto kichu-i hoi,
    Priyar baba mobile a dakhi sudu voy.
    Ak sms ae lega galo jilpir pach,
    Taito akhon korina ar mobile sms.


*  Eta ekta jadu.
    Tomar mobile er down key char bar chapo,
    Tumi aishwaria rai ke dekte pabe.
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Bangla sms Bengali SMS Bangla romantic sms Photos Wallpaper Image Jokes Kobita Funny.Desi sms Every one like funny Bangla Sms.Some collection are given below

##Kokhono ki chad chara jostnake paoa jai
rat chara eto tara akashe ki dekha jai
tumi chara ami tai adhare dekhe jai
asha tobu prem bole na
balobashai mon bole na

##Tomar janno surjo othe,tomar janno prabhat hoy,tomar jannoi suchona diner,r natun bacharer suchona SUDHU TOMAR JANNA.
HAPPY NEW YEAR ¤1419¤bangla sms

##Bhujecho tumi amai bhul, Basoni tumi amai bhalo,bappa_2u
Dukhoo roye gache ai ontore, Ke debe muche.
Tomai ami dekhe sokol dukhoo bhule jabar chesta korbo………
Pete chibo tomar………………..EKTU BHALOBASHA.bangali sms

##Bristir nesha te ,
Chai mon hara te,
Sab shima chariye,bappa_2u
Chai mon tomake “BHALOBASTE” Bangla sms






1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?"
St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!"
Te- "1 DAM RIGHT BOSO."

GIRL:- ghumiye acho to swapno pathao, jege acho to vabna pathao, jodi kandcho to chokher jol pathao.
BOY:- Priotoma, PAIKHANA korchi, ki pathabo..?
SHOTRU
Exam Special :
"Ami Vidyasagor noi je sob likhe debo r Murkho o noi je sob chere debo.
Ami holam STUDENT,sala!!B-) lekha r na lekhar majhe sob DEKHE TUKE debo...

VOGOBAN noi j pass kriye debo,
r baje examiner noi j fail koriye dbo..
Ami holam C.U..
Sala pass r fail er majhkhane supli diye lotke rekhe dbo..
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Dara tor maa k bolchi..................
O KAKIMAAAAAAA.........................DAKO KI KORCHA

Ekta barir niche napit chul katche.Chhad theke saya ure eshe customer-er mathay porlo. Napit chechiye bollo..."Boudi saya tulun chul katbo".

Ata tuch sang ya hrudhyache kay karu

Ata tuch sang ya hrudhyache kay karu,

Je fact tuzya navane dhadakte..

Tuzyapasun dur janyacha prayatn karto,

Pan te bhetnyas tevdhech tadapte.

Pratekalach Kuni Na Kuni Avadte


Pratekalach Kuni Na Kuni Avadte

Pan Pratekachya Nashibat Te Sukh Naste
 
Tila Durun Baghata Baghtach Tiche Lagn Tharun Jate

Tuzi Vaat Baghun Thaklelya

Tuzi Vaat Baghun Thaklelya..,

Dolyanna Aata Nijavato Aahe,

Tuzya Mazya Bhetisaathi..,

Swapnancha Gaav Sajavato Aahe..!

Eka Isharya Chi Garaj Asel

Eka Isharya Chi Garaj Asel

Hrudayachya La Kinaryachi Garaj Asel

Mi Tula Tya Pratyek Valnavr Milel

Jithe Tula Aadhara Chi Garaj Asel

Pahilya Premacha Reshmi Bandh

Pahilya Premacha Reshmi Bandh,

Pahilya Paavsatla Mati Cha Gandh,

Tana-Manat Priticha spand,

Tuza Maza VarshanuVarsha cha Runanubandh.!

Anmol Jivnat

Anmol Jivnat

Sath Tuzi Hawi,

Sobtila Akher Paryant

Hath Tuza Hawa,

Ale Gele Kiti Hi

Unhale-Pavsale Tari Hi,


Na DagmagNara

Vishwas fakt Tuza hawa

Tamatar Khao

Bikhari : kuch khane ko dedo baba !

Admi : tamatar khao

Bikhari : roti dedo baba

Admi : tamatar khao

Bikhari : tamatar hi dedo baba

Admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe hai ''kamakar khao''

Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: "X" married "Z" twice his age, left her and now dates with "Y" half his age......

then what is the age of "X"?


Student: sir i dont know the ans but "X" is surely SAIF ALI KHAN....................

kase?


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"Swami tinhi jagaacha I.E. vina bhikari"!

Nahi Sangitle.


Bapune Sangitlay
Izzat Baykochi
Kara
Kalji Karaychi Tar
Baykochi Kara
Prem Karayche
Tar
Baykovar Kara
Pan
Bayko Konachi?
He Nahi Sangitle.

Bill


Premika Sobat Asel Tar Hotel Bill
Premika Door Asel
Mobile Bill
An
Premika Door Zali Tar
Daruche Bill
Yachya Karita Nako Lau Dil
Na Yeil Bill

Kasa Aahes?

A;Kasa Aahes?
B:Bara Aahe.

A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.

A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.

A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.

A:Baba Paan BarechAastil?
B:NAHI,BABA EKACHAAHET.

tyala kay mhanaal?

Ekadhyala
sundar,
changali,
samjhutdar,
na bhandnari,
kami bolnari,
chagala jewan banawanari,
bayko milaali tar tyala kay mhanaal? . . . . .’AFAWA’

Sir Student Marati funny sms

Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav

Sir : Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle

Student : 10hatti

Sir : Are wa,kase olkhle

Stuent : karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.

Migration

I will be soon migrating to my own domain


Reason
1) It allows me to modify template without having to break my head in reading through the HTML code
2) It allows me to create tags so i can post entries targeted to 3 totally different moods in a single blog instead of maintaining separate blogs.

TOOTH PROBLEM

A man woke up his neighbour and started complaining about his tooth problem.

His neighbour told him that there was a time he had a tooth problem
but the only thing he did was to kiss his wife and his tooth problem
disappeared.

The mann replied, 'Where is that your magic wife let me start with her

Joke of the day

Joke of the day
A state trooper notices a car weaving in
the road, and when he pulls it over a
beautiful woman gets out. She is clearly
under the influence, but just to make
sure he gives her the breathalyzer test.
Sure enough, she's over the limit, so the
trooper says, "Madam, you've had a


Joke of the day

jok of the day! A man went to meet his
father in law to be & was chewing
gum.The father in law shouted at him in a
harsh voice… Father In Law :- Young man,
U're coming to seek my daughter's hand
in marriage and u're chewing gum.That's
a sign of disrespect! Man :- Sir, I only
chew gum when i drink or smoke. Father
In Law:- U mean u drink & smoke and u're
here to seekmy daughter's hand in
marriage? Man :- Sir I only drink & smoke
when i go to the club. Father In Law :- U
club too? Man :- I'm sorry sir, I started
clubbing when i came out of prison.
Father In Law :- U've also been in prison
before? Omg! Man :- Sorry sir, I went to
jail when i killed somebody. Father In
Law :- What!!! U're a killer??? Man :- Sir, It
happened out of anger.It was certain man
that didn't allow me to marry his
daughter so i killed him. Father In Law :-
U are highly welcome my son.U are on the
right track.U're absolutely the right man


HI EVERYONE,
These are ideas i am going to give u on valentines day and not only for valentines day but its for a daily routine.Always keep intimacy and it creats deep love forever.

1. Always be ready like going out,when he is about to reach home.(with or without a makeup )but to look nice.

2. At the time of dinner before starting to eat,i light a purfumed candle or spray a nice room spray.

3.Hug him 3 to 4 times a day to convey that u love him a lot and in return he will also start doing the same.If his ego doesn't permit to do so he will slowly start to kick his ego off.

4.Have a good,romantic,lightly perfumed and different wear at bed (if u wear saree at day, u wear some nice nighty or modren gowns,..)which will avoid the smell of cooking which was sticked to ur dress all day.

5.Keep away ur kids from bedroom and make them sleep in their kids room as its good for them(they may not experience matured informations before their age) and its good for you also( as u and ur hubby both will not have the fear of spoiling the kids and u both can enjoy well)

6. Invite for a candle light dinner once a weekend to ur hubby(may be out or at ur home itself)
7. Make ur kids sleep earlier like at 8 pm itself as its very good for their health and good for ur healthy relationships(as u may get time to chat with ur hubby and share some future ideas and then go to bed with ur own time)

8.Once in 2 to 3 days give ur hubby and kids a new dish which is healthier and tastier both,it makes change to u from ur daily cooking and even for them and brings smiles to their faces)

9.Go for an outing once a week,like theators,parks,... one time with ur kids and hubby and one time only with ur hubby)
10.Always give a smile when ur hubby leaves for office and also when he enters into home.

PAAS JITNA BEHTAR UTHNA,
These are ideas which i follow but for all does it suits or not i don't know friends,if i am wrong correct or else enjoy," Happy married life to everyone."

Romance And Love

Every year on February 14th that special holiday just for Lovers is celebrated. We are talking of course about Valentines Day.

Chocolates

Starting in January we are bombarded with ads on television, radio and in print about getting the perfect, most romantic gift. But just what is the right gift?
Is it the biggest bouquet of flowers, the largest box of chocolates or the most expensive candlelit dinner? How about a piece of shiny jewelry?
All of these things are okay, they're just not very romantic. Anyone can go to the nearest jeweler or flower shop, whip out the credit card and spend the amount they think is needed to impress their lover.
There are even lists that actually suggest giving gift certificates. It doesn't matter if the certificate is for a spa, jewelry or sexy lingerie, a gift certificate basically says, this is how much you are worth to me.
Don't get me wrong, those things can be part of the Valentines Day experience, they just shouldn't be your entire focus.
To make Valentines Day truly memorable you need to allow your inner romantic to express itself. To do this you need to try a different tact, you need to spend a little more time finding the best ways to express your love to that most significant person in your life.
The Valentines Day Test
Start by considering Valentines Day as a test. Not a test where you sit down and mark answers on a sheet of paper, but rather a test of how well you actually know your Lover.
Prep for your test by truly listening to and observing your Lover. Watch what he or she looks at in stores. Look for the pauses as they find something in the paper or a magazine that catches their eye. Think about your relationship. Is there something that you used to do together when you were first dating that has gradually given way to the daily demands of home and work?
When you plan for Valentines Day consider that the single most precious gift that you can give your lover is a gift of time. Time with you, special time for themselves, be creative.
Also consider the day as a series of gifts, not just one here are the flowers and chocolates, now lets go to dinner. A series of small gifts or surprises that lead to something truly special will make this Valentines Day the most memorable ever.
So here are a few ideas.
  • Start the day by giving a single red rose and a short love note when they wake. The note doesn't have to be poetic or perfect prose, it just needs to be sincere.
  • If they are the one that always cooks breakfast, you do it. Place a small love coupon next to the plate that gives your lover the gift of your time for whatever they may want.
  • Borrow their car and thoroughly clean it inside and out. Don't tell them what you are going to do or what you have done, just do it and allow them to discover it on their own.
  • Plan a special activity that includes just the two of you. It doesn't matter if it's rock climbing, swimming at the beach, dancing, hiking or a bike ride. The idea is that it be an activity that you both will enjoy all the more because you are doing it together.
  • If there is something that your Valentine has been trying to get you to do or try, now would be a fantastic time to do it, with them. Have they been trying to get you to exercise, go for a walk, take a dance lesson, go to a special movie, go rollerskating or whatever.

The basic idea is that whatever you do doesn't have to be super romantic. The romance will come from the fact that you have truly listened and responded to the one you love.Then take them out to dinner and dancing, give them the flowers and chocolates and buy them some nice jewelry. After all, they are the love of your life!
Romantic Things to Do For Valentines Day


IDEA # 1
If your partner is going away for a few days, tell her that you are worried about her so you have organized a bodyguard to look after her. Then give her a small teddy bear.

IDEA # 2
Buy a packet of glow in the dark stars and stick the stars on the roof above your bed to spell out a message such as "I Love You" When the lights go down, your message will be revealed!

IDEA # 3
On a special occasion, buy your partner eleven real red roses and one artificial red rose. Place the artificial rose in the center of the bouquet.
Attach a card that says:
“I will love you until the last rose fades.”

IDEA # 4
Buy the domain name of your partner's name if it is available for example www.urpartnersname.com. Create a web page containing a romantic poem and a picture of a rose. When your partner is surfing the web, casually ask whether she has ever checked to see whether her domain name is taken. Let her type it in to discover her page.

IDEA # 5
Buy a stylish hand mirror and give it to your partner as a gift. Include a card in the box saying
“In this mirror you will see the image of
the most beautiful woman in the world.”




IDEA # 6
Take a book that your partner is reading and using a pencil, underline letters in a section of the book she has yet to read to spell out a love letter. For example in the following exert from a novel, the underlined letters come together to spell out the secret message "I love you"
The palace was a labyrinth, their passage through it tortuous and interminable. Initially they passed from building to building under the sodden sky. Steve's feet ached; he might have laughed at himself, the tireless traveler, grown too soft from his months in the city to walk any proper distance. Abruptly the guards halted.
The underlined letters will make your partner curious and with a bit of luck she will write them down. Spend time to encode a proper message such as "Dear Belinda, I love you honey"

IDEA # 7
Have flowers delivered to your partner's workplace. She will not only enjoy the flowers but will also receive comments and attention from her office mates which will add to her enjoyment.

IDEA # 8
While walking with your partner on a weekend getaway, pick up a smooth stone and say that you're going to keep it as a special memento of your trip. Later, have a message engraved into the stone by a jeweler and give it to your partner.

IDEA # 9
Drive into the country, find a grassy hill and lie with your partner and look up at the clouds.
Play the kid’s game of looking for shapes in the cloud formations.

IDEA # 10
Memorize one of Shakespeare's love sonnets and recite it to your partner when you are in a romantic setting like a botanical garden. Don't just suddenly start reciting poetry as this will just sound corny.
While you are cuddling your partner, ask in a joking manner, "So is now a good time to recite a love poem to you?" She will probably say yes, expecting you to come up with something of the "Roses are Red..." variety.
Instead, look into her eyes, smile and recite the sonnet while you gently stroke her face. Try the sonnet below. If this is too long, just memorize the first four lines and the last two.
Shakespeare Love Sonnet 18
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest,
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

It can be hard to think up new romantic anniversary ideas. But believe me, its worth making the change from the usual "dinner and a movie" routine..

An anniversary is the best opportunity of the year to show your partner how much they mean to you.


Here are some great romantic anniversary ideas to keep you from getting stuck in a romance rut. Or maybe even help rekindle an old flame.
1. Take them out for a romantic nighttime picnic. Find a spot that overlooks an amazing view, like a natural lake or cityscape, or the top of a tall hill. Create a beautiful backdrop with the view you choose.
Pack your picnic full of goodies that you know your partner loves. Like wine, chocolate covered strawberries, hot chocolate, cookies, a salad or some homemade sandwiches.


2. Make them a home cooked candlelight dinner. Try these tips to make it extra special:
* Enhance the mood by playing romantic songs in the background
* Dim the lights and have candles create a romantic glow
* Fill the room with their favorite type of flowers
* Scatter rose petals on the dinner table


3. Bring back fond memories by taking your partner back to the place that you had your first date. Recreate it. Make everything that you do the exact same as that special night. Recreate all of the tiniest little details, such as music you listened to, places you went, the car you drove, etc.
Pay close attention to all the small details. The more thought your partner will know you put into it.
4. Secretly take your partner on a surprise romantic weekend getaway.
To make it a surprise, make it seem like you're taking them on a usual day trip that's not very exciting. Then take them to the airport and surprise them with the tickets to the romantic destination of their dreams.
To make it all run smooth, you can pre-pack their things, and arrange for them to have time off at work.
5. Gather up all of the old pictures ever taken of the two of you and make a romantic photo album or scrapbook. This gift is very thoughtful, and can be done by you alone, or you can spend an evening making it together. When you're done, the album should be full of special memories the two of you can cherish forever.


6. Take your partner to the neighborhood that they grew up in. Let them see their old home, where they went to school, and any other places they have mentioned over the years. This should bring back a flood of precious memories for them that they can share with you.
7. Show up at their work with an oversized box of chocolates and flowers. Do it right in front of everyone so they will all see. But only do it if they will like the special attention. Don't do it if they are the type of person that will get embarrassed.


8. Create a romantic bedroom makeover. Its probably something your partner will never expect.
Use soft and silky fabrics, rose petals, scented candles, romantic music, and top it all off with an intimate sensual massage.

9. Go for a romantic photo shoot together. This will give you sensual and romantic photos that will last a lifetime! (A common favorite are black and white photos).
You can make them as sexy, or romantic as you like.
There are lots of photographers to choose from. So search around until you find one that suites what you're looking for.

10. Print some free romantic love coupons to give to your partner. They're fun and flirty, and you can find them for free (see the website below). Or you can purchase them at any love store. Not only are they thoughtful, but you can customize them and choose to print off whichever romantic gestures you like.
I hope these romantic anniversary ideas have helped you find the best way for you to show your love. No matter what you choose to do, or how you do it. If you do it for them you can't go wrong!
Top 10 Romantic Anniversary Ideas
Sure, animal sex is weird, but humans are part of that strange kingdom. Here are 10 Weird Sex Facts that prove we're civilized here at the top of the food chain and yet still pretty freakin' gross…

1. During sweaty sex, men ooze testosterone. And it's actually a biological turn on for women!

2. There's almost 500 different types of bacteria in your mouth. Almost 50% of them live on your tongue. So perhaps the French Kiss should be renamed the Twice As Dirty Kiss.

3. One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now! So, the world is a rockin', don't go a knockin'.

4. Turn up the heat, in every way. The hotter the room, the fiercer the orgasm. Vasocongestion, or the heat flush on your skin, is akin to blushing from sex.

5. Your vagina is also a great swim coach. The pelvic spasms caused by an orgasm actually move sperm up stream towards fertilizing your eggs.

6. Pops likes to get it on. Seventy-three-percent of 70-year-old men are still potent. Whoa, down boy!

7. The endorphins released during sex actually relieve a headache. So that old excuse isn't just tired, it's just plain wrong!

8. Back in 1609, Dr. Wecker found a dead man with two peckers! Since, 80 cases of double headers have been reported. But no word on whether or not those guys ever got them both on in a threesome.

9. You can go from zero to 60 fast! The fastest speed a sexy sensation can travel from your va-jay-jay to your brain has been clocked at the Ferrari-fast speed of 156 mph.

10. Erotic asphyxiation didn't just kill INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence. Cutting off oxygen to your brain to feel a strong new sensation during sex causes around 500 American deaths every year.