Bangla Jokes | Bangla Hasir Golpo | Funny SMS Bangla

Ami tomay sudhu etuku I bolte chai je, tumi amar khub priyo bondhu.tumi kadle,ami kadi, tumi hasle, ami hasi….tumi jokhon janala diye jhaap dao,ami niche dekhi, abar
hasi..:P
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Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.
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Nate: Nana, 2mer boyos koto?
Nana: kure bsor.
Nate: bolo ki? Matro 20 bosor?
Nana: er beshi je ami gunte pare na.
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Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbe
Chakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.
Chakuridata: keno?
Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bolto ami er jonno responsible.
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Roge: Dakter sab,amake kukure kamrayse.
Doctor: apne janen na je amar roge dekhar somoy 4-8 ta.
Roge: ami ta jane,kintu oi hotochora kukur ta ar ota jane na.
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Matal: kire tor abba koy?
Boy: ki dorker?
Matal: ai talgasta chayte ailam, ata dia akta hater lathi banabo.
Boy: ai gasta abba mesowak korar jonno rekhe diease.
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Dokhiner janalay jokhon khub eka thaki,
Obelay meg kore, bristi name,
tokhon khub icche kore jante,
Ekhono 2mi ki ager motoi bisanay hishu koro?
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Alibaba and recession:
Alibaba aar tar 40 jon chor chhilo.
Kintu ekhon matro 30 jon chor baki achhe.
……..
Recession e 10 jon er chakri gechhe.

Stock market holo emon ek jaiga jekhane
Takawala lokjon experienced loker kachhe jay.
Aar experience wala lokjon taka pay.
Takawala lokera pay sudhu experience.