20 Hindi Jokes SMS You Must Share On Whatsapp

Kash Tum BAKRI Hote Hum Tume Ghash Khilate Or Pyar Se Puchte
SMS Bhejne Mai Kanjus Kaun? Tum Ya Mai Or Tum Pyar Se Bolte-Mai Mai Main
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Friends R Like Biscuits....
U R Parle & I M G
U R Marie & I M Gold
U R Sun & I M Feast
U R Milk & I M Shakti
U R Krack & I M Jack

U R 99% Lovely
U R 88% Naughty
U R 77% Beautiful
U R 87% Sweet
U R 69% Quite So U R Totally 99+88+77+87+69=420
So U R 420 Numbari
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Teri Duniya Mai Koi Gam Naho Teri Khusiya Kabhi Kam Naho Bhagwan Tumhe Aesi Item (G.F) Dede Jo Dabang Ki Muni Or Shila Ki Jawani Se Kam Naho
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Just After Marriage Husband Saved Wife Number As MERE CHARNO KI DASI & After 5 Years Husband Renamed Wife Name As MERE PRANO KI PYASHI
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School Mai Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha Hum Mar Gaye Ye Bahuvachan Hai Agar Mai Kahu Mai Mar Gayato Kya Hoga? Bache-G Ek Dinki Chuti Hogi
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Why do boys go to temple? B'cause temple is the only
place where u can find pooja bhavana shradha aarti
archana aradhana shanti Jyoti priti & finaly Trupti
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Thappad marne pe naraj patni ko pati bola,"adami use
marta he jise pyar karta he." Patni ne pati ko 2 mare
or boli "aap kya samjte he k me apse pyar nahi karti.
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Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi
karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar
aane par gilas gir sakta he.
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai,
Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare
mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!
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Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise
samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka
BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
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Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me
drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge
car me,ayenge akhbaar me
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Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja
rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)   
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Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN -
Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.
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HRITHIK:Aaj Mere pass 14Car hai,8 Bikes hai,4 Bunglow hai,
Farm house hai..... Tumhare pass kya hai? ABHISHEK:Mere
baap ke sir pe bal hai!
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Girl:Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 kiss.Girl:Aur
us dress ka?Shopkeeper:10 kiss.Girl:Dono dress pack kar
do,bill dadi dengi.
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Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!! Sahab : kal Ana..
Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me
mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!