Crazy Veg And Non Veg Jokes Collection In Hindi

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Maa Ka Payer In Hindi Version

Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karoge?

Beta: Maa tumhe sheher le jaunga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerunga tumhe Bahar mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga.

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho jaye to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes On- Agar Indian husband Apni Wife ke liye car ka darwaza khole,

To ...Samajh jao ke..

Ya to Car nayi hai,
Ya Wife nayi hai,
Ya phir
Wife 'nahi' hai.:

Hindi Funny Jokes On - Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai

Husband To Hotel Manager: Jaldi Chalo!
Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena
Chahti Hai
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Manager: What Can I Do?
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Husband: Kamine,
Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai.??