Non Veg Jokes | Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.

Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.

Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha

Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.

Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha”

Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?“

 

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Chinki Aur Uski Saheli Pinky Class Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe.

Achanak Pinky Ke Dimag Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Chinki Se Puchha.

Pinky: “Chinki Yaar Ek Baat To Bata”

Chinki: “Puch?”

Pinky: “Yaar Hamare Sir Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Safed Ho Jate Hai Magar Niche Ke Nahi, Esa Kyu Hai?”

Chinky Huste Hue: “Ja Pagli, Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Niche Ke Baal Sir Ke Balo Se 14 Saal Chote Jo Hote Hai“

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Santa Ne Train Mein Ek Gori Mam Ka Rape Kar Diya.

Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Court Mein Usko Pesh Kiya Gaya.

Judge: “Tumne Is Bechari Aurat Ke Sath Rape Kyu Kiya?”

Santa: “Ji Maine To Iska Naam Pucha Thha, Ye Boli Marry Marlow, Bas Fir Kya Thha Mene Mar Li“

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Suhagrat Par Ladke Ne Patni Ko Kiss Ki Aur So Gaya.

Agle Din Saas Bahu Mandir Jane Lage To Saas Boli.

Saas: “Beta Mandir Jane Se Pahle Naha Lo”

Bahu Gusse Se: “Maa Ji, Sirf Brush Karva Lo, Baki Sab Saaf Hai“

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Teacher Balu Se: “Khali Jagah
Poori
Karo,
900 Chuhe
Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”
:
Balu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi
Slow-Slow Chali”
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Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao,
Mazak Karte Ho ”
:
Balu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka
Dil
Rakhne Ke Liye Keh
Diya
Warna 900 Choohe Kha
Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal
Sakta“.. :p :D

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