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Papa Or Kamwali Sofe Par

Papu: Mamma kal papa kaamwali ko sofay per leta kar...
Mom: Beta! Bus raat ko jab papa aayein tu phir batana...
Papa K Aatay Hee...
Mom: Haan beta ab batao kiya hua?
Papu: Papa kaam wali ko sofay pe leta kar jo sharma Uncle aap k saath karte hain...
Woh kar rahe the....

Three Male & One Female Pencil

3male pencils 1female pencil r in a pencil box..
If d female pencil is pregnant..
Whose responsible 4her pregnancy.?
The pencil without rubber..

Red Light Area Me Raid Padi 

Red Light area me raid padi,
Police ne sabhi callgirls ko line me khada kiya
waha se ek Budia guzar rahi thi.
Budia ne ek Call girl se pucha kya hua?
Callgirl ne kaha AAM bant rahe hai,
Budia bhi line mai lag gayi,Jab uski baari aayi.
Policewala: Amma aap bhi,
Amma:beta budia hun toh kya hua chus toh sakti hu.

Galib Chudai Ke Baad

Galib chudai k baad!!
Arzzz... Kiya Hai..
Ae jalim mere seene main,
Aajtak kanto ki chuban si h..
Ae jalim mere seene main,
Aajtak kanto ki chuban si h..
Tuje chodne ka maza yeh h,
Lund pr aaj b jhanto ki chuban si h..

On First Night After Marriage 

On 1st night after marriage:
Wife: Please let’s not do it today,
Let’s spend it on understanding each other...
Husband: Darling, something ‘Under’ is already ‘Standing’ for you?...

 

Galib Ne Sher Arz Kiya Hai 

Galib kehte h..
Unko samne pate hi,
Hum rangile ho jate h..
Unko samne pate hi,
Hum rangile ho jate h..
Jab b milkar lotate h sanam se,
Unke dono ched dheele ho jate h..

Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan

Ye zindgi bhi kya h, Ek armaan bhosdi ka..
Chut k chakkar me h, Har insan bhosdi ka..
Ek ek londiya pe teen teen chadh rahe hain..
Inka kat na jaye, Chalan bhosdi ka,
Aur..
Choot hai rubber ki aur loda plastic ka,
Kya kya bana raha hai japan bhosdi ka..

A Girl And A Boy Gets A Pimple 

A girl gets a pimple,
Her friends : Use Himalayas cream sweety !!
A guy gets a pimple,
His Friends : Aur hila madarchod..