2 answers given by a GIRL when she is proPOSED
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
2 answers given by a BOY when HE IS PROPOSED
1 YES
2 YES
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Height of Shock
Maalkin:
Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi?
Nokrani:
Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k
”Going to gaaon for 3 days”
apke husband ne comment b kia tha
have a safe trip, come soon honey ”
Change Your Name
Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe Likha, To Bikhar Gaya.
Rait Pe Likha, To Mitt Gaya.
Pani Pe Likha, To Beh Gaya.
Aur Jab Dil Pe Likha To
.
.
Heart Attack Ho Gaya.
Please Change Your Name..
Ek aadmi ne sabse jyada blood donate karke record banaya.
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ka shukriya Kuch aise kiya.
Thank u
Aapne nahi piya tabhi to hamne liya
What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?
The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!
SMS Jokes on Husband Wife – Jokes SMS Messages
1. Santa Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
*WIFE WANTED*
Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying
“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”
2. Husband asks:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.. Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means:
With Idiot for Ever
Jokes SMS Messages
A couple had a huge fight one night
Going to bed husband says:
Good Night old mother of 3 kids
Wife replied:
Good Night Father of none
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