Bangla Jokes Collection

Bangla jokes SMS-1.

Jail officer:Jail khaner vitore jara ase tara sobay durdanto chalak,tome control korte parbe ta?
Chakuri parthi: parbona mane? Beshi tere bere korle gar dore jail theke ber kore dibo.

Bangla jokes SMS-2.

Nate: Nana, 2mer boyos koto?
Nana: kure bsor.
Nate: bolo ki? Matro 20 bosor?
Nana: er beshi je ami gunte pare na.

Bangla jokes SMS-3.

Gonak: apne komse kom 100 bosor bachben,
Man: jodi na bache?
Gonak: ta hole ase amer 2 gale 2 ta char marben.

Bangla jokes SMS-4.

Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbe
Chakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.
Chakuridata: keno?
Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bolto ami er jonno responsible.

Bangla jokes SMS-5.

Sota bon: vi, ma bolsen tume koyta mas doreso bolte?
Boro vi: make gia bol, porer masta dorte parle 1 ta hobe.

Bangla jokes SMS-6.

Roge: Dakter sab,amake kukure kamrayse.
Doctor: apne janen na je amar roge dekhar somoy 4-8 ta.
Roge: ami ta jane,kintu oi hotochora kukur ta ar ota jane na.

Bangla jokes SMS-7.

Same: 2me ki vebeso ami gadha?
Wife: ate vabavabir ta kisu dekse na!

Bangla jokes SMS-8.

Wife: 2mer bondhu jake bia korte jasse sei meea ta akta dajjal, take baron koro.
Hus: keno baron korbo? Se ki amer somoy baron korsilo?

Bangla jokes SMS-9.

Matal: kire tor abba koy?
Boy: ki dorker?
Matal: ai talgasta chayte ailam, ata dia akta hater lathi banabo.
Boy: ai gasta abba mesowak korar jonno rekhe diease.

Bangla jokes SMS-10.

Ist friend: kire! Ai samanna agate akdom kahil! ak soptaho dore akber o gorer bahire jassis na je?
2nd friend: na, mane, je trak ta amake dakka dieasilo seter gaea lekha silo aber dekha hobe.