Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.
kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka, aasma ko chodne nikla hai laudazameen ka
mirza galid ne masuka kawhisper dekha aur bola:
'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL AATA HAI,
KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN KHAATA HAI'
sardar -murga kaise diye
murgawala -70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar - rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala -isko aids hai.
sardar - de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai
ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chal bani hai ya maa chud bani hai
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....
Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi.
Dulha -ye kya kar rahi ho.
Dulhan -maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.
Boyz are stronger than gals, because boys get two mangoes with two grapes and lots of fresh milk.... and gals get only one banana and ek chammach lassi.
Love is a gamble,
Sex is game.
Boys get fucking,
Girls get pain.
One night plasure,
Nine month pain.
One day in a hospital
and a junior fucker comes again
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh GhubarayHain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai
my fav-
Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega
Girl check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.
Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye
Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karne ke liye.
Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai.AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.
Ek Ladki:- Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS bahut choti hain?
Doctor:- Roz aana hoga. CHUS CHUS ke bade kar dunga.
Ladki:- Theek hai. Apne Boy-Friend ko bhi le aaungi. Uski Lulli bhi Bhut choti hai.
Pappu offered Girl for sex
Ladki:- Tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthaao ge?
Papu:- Meri Jaan, Main Maanta hu ki chuha Bori utha nhi skta, Lekin phaad to skta hai.
8 sal ka bachcha rape casemein pakra jata hai.
Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai???
Bacha kehta hai: madam ji hila mat warna case har jaogi.
girl to doctor: Maine galti se unwanted 72 ki goli kha li hai.
Doctor: 72 ghante mein jitna chudsakti ho chud lo warna 80 rs. Ki ma chud jayegi.
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao
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