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Ek rogi doctorer chembere Hostodosto hoie dhoklo.

Patient: Doctor, amar kan pore gese, vision bbetha, please amar jonno kiso koren

Doctor : Seki, apner dekhsi doto kanoi pore gese, kivave holo eta ?

Patient : Ami kapor iron korsilam, hotat amar phone elo, ami receiver mone kore phoetai kane dilam.

Doctor : Seta to bojlam, kinto anno kanta?

Patient : Phoneta abar esechilo.

Doi Vodroloker mpdhe khota hose,
1: Ki vai khobor ki?
2: Khov valo, amar maya a+ paiase
1:Kothai vorti koraben?
2: Women college a . Sonesi college ta naki khob valo.
1: Tahole amar selekeo sekhane vorti korabo.

5* hotele keia ek lok hotel boyke 5 Taka dilen.

Hotel boy : amake 5 taka deoa mane opoman kora.

lokti :LTahole koto dite hobe?

Hotel boy : aro 5 taka dilei colbe.

lokti : Sory , Tomake 2 bar opoman korte cai na.

Shakespiare Jodi aaj beche Thakten, Tahole sobai sob kaaj sere sedikei takie thakto.
Ta to botei, aar kiso na hok , anyoto 450 bochor boiosi kauke dheka jeto. (Rosa lo A magazine of prothom-alo)

Ek mohila ekbar president Abraham linkoner kase ovijog janate esechen. Mohilake Dekhei mone hochilo tint rege asan. Mohila BOLLEN, apnar uchit amar seleke kornel pode niog daya. Ami doya chchi na. eta amar prappo. Amar dada lekh singtone jodho koresen. Amar caca ekmatro bakti jini bladensbarge eka jodho koresen. Voie jodher moidan thekhe palie jan ni. Ar sorboses amar sami maltirir jodhe mara jan.

Linkon tar khota sone bollen apnar khotha sone mone hose apnar poribar deser jonno conek kiso korese ,ekhon onnoder sojog deoa uchit.