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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Hindi Non Veg Jokes


Double Meaning Non Veg Jokes
Ek aurat chata banwane gayi
Aadmi: Uper ka kapda utarna padega
Niche road dalni padegi
Aurat: Jo marzi karo lakin niche pani nahi jana chahiye
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Reporter Bipasha Basu se:
Aap subhah uth ker sabse pehle kya karti ho
Bipasha: Apne ghar chali jati hu
hindi non veg jokes

Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Conductor: Bacche ka full ticket lagega
Lady: Yeh to abhi nipple chusta hai
Conductor: Nipple to iska baap bhi chusta hai
to kya uska bhi aadha legi?
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Mallika bra or penty mein swimming pull mein nahane gayi
Guard: Madam! yha 2 kapdo mein aana mana hai
Mallika: Konsa utaru?
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Hindi Adult Non Veg Jokes
2 aadmi callgirl ke pas gaye
1st bahar aaker bola:
Isse achi to meri wife hai
2nd bhar aaya to bola:
Such mein yaar isse achi to teri wife hai
non veg jokes

Non Veg Adult Jokes

ladki: ladke sabse pehle
ladki mein kya dekhte hain
Ladka: Yeh to depend karta hai
Ke ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai 

Hindi Non Veg Adult Jokes

Pati ne newspaper padhta padhte pas leti biwi ke ched mein ungli kardi
Biwi: Oh janam s#x ka mood hai kya?
Pati: Nahi page palatne ke liye ungli gili ki hai

Santa ko ek din hichki aayi or sath mein uska land bhi khada ho gya
Santa: Arey wah, lagta hai aaj balbir bhai ke sath bhabhi ji bhi yaad kar rahi hai


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6 comments:

  1. susmita sharmaNovember 21, 2013 at 5:45 AM

    non veg jokes....


    this is rally so funny

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  2. susmita sharmaNovember 21, 2013 at 5:46 AM

    nice

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  3. suborno sharmaDecember 1, 2013 at 8:38 PM

    well..........

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  4. UnknownJuly 19, 2014 at 7:11 AM

    MUNNA:
    Munni woh din yaad karo,
    Jab Hum-Tum saath Nahate thhe.
    Tum Choot pe Saabun malti thhi,
    Hum Lund pe Jhaag udaate thhe.

    MUNNI:
    Munna woh din beet gaye,
    Ab Choot chhupane ki hai baari,
    Bhoolo un beeti Yaadon ko,
    Munni Bharat ki ab hai Naari.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 19, 2014 at 7:12 AM

    SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA

    SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA

    TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE , CHODE MERA NANA ...oopppss

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  6. AnonymousJuly 19, 2014 at 7:12 AM

    Chahe jitna bhi hila lo.

    Chahe kitana bhi jhula lo,

    Chahe jitna bhi jhataka lo,

    Chahe kitana bhi janjhor lo,

    Par susu ki akhri boond to chaddi main hi giregi.

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