Husband- Wife Sex Kar rahe The.
Kisi Ne Bell Bajayi.
Aadmi Ne 5 Mints Baad Darwaza Khola.
Dost- Der Kyo Laga Di ?
Aadmi- Hum Log Chatni Koot Rahe The.
Shararati Dost- "Bhabhi Hume Bhi Chatni Chatao".
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Hoshiyar Bhabhi- "Maine To Bartan Dho Liya Hai, Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo" ?????
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| Hindi Non Veg Jokes |
Teacher In Class Mein
Bacho Ko Bolti Hai
Teacher: ?Write A Sentence Ending With Hand. ?
Santa: ?My Penis In Ur Hand?
Teacher Santa Ko Chanta
Maarti HaiSanta: ?Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha
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Aayi
Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi
Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha
Teacher: ?Tumhara Naam Kya Hai??
Ladki: Ji, Pinki?
Teacher: Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur
Piche Sarson Ka Tel!
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New Joke - In a Car Show Room
Sexy Salesgirl: What color would you like for your Car Sir?
Crazy Customer: Do you have VAGINISH PINK, BOOBY CREAM, NIPPLING PINK or SPERM-ISH WHITE?
Sale Girl after a pause:Sorry Sir, we only have PERIODIC RED, LUNDISH BROWN and JHANTISH BLACK.??
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Fucking insult:
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuf?
New husband: Not bad..Aftr d frst 3 inches, she ws brand new..!!.
ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/- mai kharida....
??Dukandar ne bataya yeh Tota pahle ek aurat ke pass tha jo Red lite area mai rahati thi...
Yeh mat kharido....
aurat nahi mani.. Qki..
use vahi khubsurat tota Pasand tha....vo usko ghar lekar aa gayi....
Tota :- ?va va naya ghar..
?aurat ko acha laga
Lekin jab usaki 2 betiya school se aayi tab
Tota :- ?va va nayi nayi ladkiya...
Ab aurat ko jara "tension" aaya...??
Magar jab sham ko uska pati PRAKASH ghar aaya tab..
Tota :-? kya re "PAKYA" tu idhar bhi..!! ??
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