Fauji and his wife adult hindi joke
Fauji's wife daily sends her nude photo with both legs wide open ...
"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"
Fauji: Wo to theek hai, par photo kaun kheench raha hai??
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Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, just like at the dinner table ...
Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: Honey, would you pass the boobs please??
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Husband wife Adult joke
Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!
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Women excuse hindi joke
The best excuse given by a lady for missing office on Monday ...
My husband took an overdose of Viagra ... couldn't leave him alone with the Maid!!
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teacher & boy joke in class
A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles ...
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
Boy: She closed her legs!!
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What's the difference between a man & a woman ...
A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life ...
A woman MAY NOT!!
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Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
Boy: She closed her legs!!
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What's the difference between a man & a woman ...
A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life ...
A woman MAY NOT!!
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sex addiction hindi adult joke
Wife: Nashta kar lo.Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.
Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.
Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.
Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar
heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!
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After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life?
Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!!
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Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says: Dr, a fly has entered my vagina.
Dr: There is only one solution. I can apply some honey on my penis and insert in your vagina. The fly will stick to penis and thus we can take it out.
Lady: Go ahead.
Dr starts.
After five minutes, sexy lady asks: Kya hua Dr, fly kab bahaar niklega?
Dr: Plan changed. I am going to drown him..
Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?
Girl - How do u know?
Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!
Girl-U r not wearing underwear
Boy - Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!
Girl - Chain laav aai Zavadya.
Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.
Arz Kiya H
Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,
Gaur Farmaiyega.
Wah Wah, !!!
"Sun to Le Bhosdi ke"
Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,
Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal...
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Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.
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Pati: Sex ho jaye?
Wife:Nahi
Pati: Zewar la dunga
W:Nahi
Pati: Car launga
W:Nahi
Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...
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Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha
Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola
Doodh hi nai hai
Ladki:"Main to iski Mausi hoon"
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Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.
Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.
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CONDOM salesman:
Condom chahiye kya???
Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.
Salesman:
Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike...
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MAUN-VRAT ke dinl
Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya
Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya
Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai kab ayega
Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me
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Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs??
Kuljit: Choot..!
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Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye"..
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