* Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui
Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja:Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aagya He
Husband Ne Reply Kya:NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala?
* Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole.
* 2 friends were attending a lecture.
1st friend- What a boring class, even my ass has fallen asleep..
2nd friend- I know! I heard it snore 3 times.. :D
* Ek sardar road pe potty kar raha tha..
Police ne use pakad liya..
Jab use le jaane lage to Sardar bola, "O KAANOON K RAKHWALO!
SABOOT TO UTHALO!!" ;-)
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