Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri

Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri,
Ek tu hi acha lagta hai,
Jhuti lagti hai duniya sari,
Ek tu hi sacha lagta hai.

Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

I May come there any time!

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"

Namaskar Ye hamari Surya uday Sms sewa hai

Category: Funny Sms, Good Morning Sms.

Namaskar!
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai
GOOD MORNING

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi…

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!

Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Wonderful line

Category: Hindi Sms.

Wonderful line-
Agar dost na milte
to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki… ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

 

 

Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai

Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari, Miss You Sms.

Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai,
ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad laayi,
hum to chand ko dekh rahe the,
phir na jane kiske liye aankhein bhar aayi.

ye swetar apk liye hai

Ye swetar apk liye hai
/”"‘\/”‘”‘\
/ /!D!!SR\ \
\ \! !! / /
\_) !! (_/
!…!!…..!
Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.
Happy thandii..

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de

Category: Hindi Shayari, Wise Words Sms.

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

Hila zor se hila

Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila
jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega
warana halwa jal jayega:P

Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE

Category: Cool Sms, Friendship Sms, Love Sms.

The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE.
Someone asked: What if it doesn’t work?
He smiled and said:
Increase the dose!

thora sa karne do

thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

 

arz kiya hai……

Arz Kiya Hai….
Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya
Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Naacha,Ki Langda Ho Gaya!!

ek hasena per nigaahe thahri thi

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai?
.
Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai…
Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)

Kripya dhyan de

Kripya dhyan de …
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.

Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai

Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

I am a fungi

A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please”
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here”
The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar
Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga.
Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia…. :)

Can u answer this question

Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The answer is.
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…Life_after_11_pm@yahoo.co.in

apka mobile kis k pas tha?

Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..?
Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya,
Main kuch bolne hi wala tha magar
uski awaz sun kar main chup hi raha
Aur woh barre Pyar se boli
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Is Call k leay ap k account ki raqam naa kafi hy:

bas been zoor di na wajain

Saanp k mdari ko lose-motion lag gaye
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.
Doctor sy dawai lety howay bola:
Doctor Shahab parhyz ki karna ay?
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Doctor:
bas Been zoor di na wajain;->:-D

message sending fail

Pathan to his pathan friend
Yar abu Ka Msg Aya Hy K ghr ao
Kia kru?
Dost !
Message sending fail likh kr bhej de
Pathan ne aisa hi kia.
Or reply aaya.
“Ok”


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