Showing posts with label bangla funny sms collection. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bangla funny sms collection. Show all posts







  1. February Amar Bhai ar,
    February Amar Maayer,
    Eakusay February...
    Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!
  2. Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
    Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
    Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
    Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira.
  3. Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
    Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
    Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...
    Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.
  4. Oru vasantha kalam,
    bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
    padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
    aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
    .appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
    ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
    ..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju.
  5. Bengali patient: Doctor sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
    Doctor: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
  6. Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
    Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
    Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!
  7. Oru vasantha kalam,
    bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
    padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
    aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
    .appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
    ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
    ..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE
  8. Lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum
    cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo.....
  9. Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
    Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
    morni, gud after, gud night messagea
    Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.
  10. Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
    Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
    Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
    Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
    Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
    Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
  11. Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
    Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
    God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
    Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear
  12. jai din thaka bhujta shuru korachi bhalobasha ke, sai din dekhachi shudu tomai.
jai din thaka bhalobasha ke upolobdhi korachi, sai din dekhachi shudu tomai.
jai din thaka bhalobasha ke onubhob korachi, sai din dekhachi shudu tomai.
aj nai tumi amar pase, chola gecho ak ochin gontobe,
bhujacho tumi amai bhul, basoni tumi amai bhalo.
dukhoo roya gecha ai ontora, ka deba mucha.
aj shudhu khujchi tomai, ar khujcha tomai amar ai duti piyase chokh.
jani na tomai khuja pabo kina, joto din bachbo totodin toami shudhu khujbo.
ai piyase chokher piyas mitabo, ai klanto moner oboshad dur korbo.
tomai ami dekha sokol dukhoo bhula jabar chesta korbo………
pata chabo tomar………………..EKTU BHALOBASHA.
  1. akoda ram giachilo bona
    bahaiaa pipra asia
    kamor dilo tar dona!
    RAM bolilo-
    SHETA
    SHETA
    SHETA
SHETA tokhon badcilo tar bra-ar fita.
RAM bolilo-
LOKKHON
LOKKHON
LOKKHON
LOKKHON Tokhon Korcilo
tar bou ar dud bhokhon.










Tumi

Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear
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Miss call

Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
 
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Ai Mon Chai

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi
 
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Ahooo
Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju
 
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Love Sms korlam

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
 
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Thala! Thala! Kattadura

Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.
 
 bangla funny sms collection 

Na jena na suna

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!
 
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A Zulu girl got

A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"
 
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Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore

Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
 
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Rater Akase

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
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  Hridoy khula

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!
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Tomar jonna Sokal

Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.
 

Dingoli jamoni houk

Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa.
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Aik shair BANGALi mein,

Urdu Sindhi English Pashto Chinese ki Kamyabi ke Baad,
Ab Aik shair BANGALi mein,

"Tum kia Zano Mosli Saawal ka Moza Pharaz"

Kabhie "BONGLADES" aao to Pota Solay..!
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Hoyto Tomai Valobesa

Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona…
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.
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EID mane Khusi

EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo,
EID aase volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo,
EID mane vola jawa joto Dokkho Voi
EIDar motoe Tur Jibonta houq Diptimoy....
EID MUBARAK....BONDO.
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Bastota amake dayna

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.