Alok Nath Series Jokes

When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.

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Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

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Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'

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Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis".

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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.

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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born...

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Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"

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Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.

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"When you type Alok Nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari".

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Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!!

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Alok Nath wants Facebook to add 'Aashirwad' button.

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Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns 'Dosti into Rishtedaari'

some exclusive latest hindi non veg jokes collection. jokes love suresh present this jokes. you can send this jokes free from any one one. all the the hindi jokes are collected from top rated. so friend enjoy the jokes.

• Jokes 01

Ek Ladki Aur Ladke Ka Bahut Long Time Affair Chalne Ke Baad Breakup Ho Raha Tha....

Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Diye Hue Gift Ginate Hue Bola....

Ladka: "Ab Humare Bich Kuch bhi Nahi Raha Meri Nishaniya Mujhe Wapas kar Do"

Ladki Bhi Tez Thi Usne Condom Se Bhari Ek Tokri Ladke Ko Pakdayi Aur Boli

Ladki: "Le, Ismein Se Jo Tera Hai Dhund Le"

• Jokes 02

बंता: यार संता क्या इस धरती पर कोई ऐसा इंसान है जिसे परेशानी ना हो?

संता: नहीं तो।

बंता: तो यार अगर किसी की ज़िन्दगी में कोई परेशानी हो तो किसके पास जाना चाहिए?

संता: किसान के पास।

बंता: किसान के पास! वो क्यों?

संता: क्योंकि उसके पास हल होता है।

• Jokes 03

Hole in the Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat

gia to?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata

kaise chalega

• Jokes 04

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!

• Jokes 05

Pati aur Patni Sexx Kar Rahe The...
Achanak kisi ne Door Bell Bajayi.
Pati ne 5 Min baad Darwaza Khola...
Uska dost aaya hua tha...
Dost - Yaar badi der laga di darwaza kholne main?
Pati - yar Hum log chatni koot rahe the.
Shararti Dost bola - Bhabhi hame bhi Chatni chatao...
Hosiyar Bhabhi - Maine To Bartan Dho Diye Hain, Kootne ke Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo.

• Jokes 06

 5 Year old son was crying....
Dad came and asked.
Dad - Why are you crying? Tell me I am your friend na...
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Son - Are Kuch nahi yaar. Zara sa horlicks kya nai piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi....
Jokes 01
 Bachhe ki DadaGiri

Ek bachha bhagwan se CYCLE ke liye pray karta hai...
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But bhagwan usko Cycle nahi deta hai
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Agle din bachha bhagwan Ganesh ki Tasveer Chura leta hai aur Lord Shiva ko Latter likhta hai...
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"Agar baccha chahiye to cycle lekar Mandir aaja.."

• Jokes 07

 Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diya
Ladki : I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi
Bachaa : It's OK baby, "Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain"
Jokes 01
 Fasi Ki Khushi se
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di

jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Sardar(Khusi se) : Main to uthta hi subha 9

baje hon!!!

• Jokes 08

 Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.

• Jokes 09

 Vakil - jaj Sahab, Kanun ki kitab ke page no 15 ke mutabik mere muvakkil ko Bari kiya jae
Jaj - Kitab Pesh ki jae
Kitab pesh ki gayi, Jaj nepage no. 15 khola to usme 1000 ke 10 Note the,
Jaj muskrate hue bola - bahut khub is tarh ke 2 sabut aur pesh kiye jae...
Jokes 01
 BF txt to his GF on watsApp...
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BF : Hi
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GF : Hello
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BF : Kahan par ho?
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GF : Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu,
abhi driver mujhe club chor dega,
uske baad mall me shopping k liye jaungi,
tab
tumhe call krti hu,
Tum kahan par ho ?
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BF : 401 no ki bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE,
TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI..
Jokes 01
 Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha
To wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya...
Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
Master - Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu - Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
Master - Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
Pappu - To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga...
Master - Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?
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Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha - "Master Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho"

• Jokes10

 Jor Se Bolo
Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di!

• Jokes 11

Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha
To wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya...
Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
Master - Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu - Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
Master - Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
Pappu - To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga...
Master - Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?
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Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha - "Master Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho"

• Jokes 12

SCIENCE kahta hai ki paani ubalne se uske kitanu mar jate hai..
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki
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'Dead Bodies' to Paani main hi reh jati hai..
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Stupid Science

Some Short Line Of How to say someone that i love you. love poem and romantic sms you can send on your girlfriend mobile. all this message i hope will crush on her mind.

Beware of false knowledge, it is more dangerous than ignorance

The waves of the sea help me get back me!!

walk a little slower daddy, said a child so small. i am following in your footsteps and i don't want to fall.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you.

i do not have to know why everything happens since i know god isgood.

I love you

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes.

I love You

Yes are you looking for short love poem, love sms, and romantic once. here i collect some short love poem for her. tell her i love you with a short romantic quote.

I am With You, romantic love poem For Your Girlfriend

Romantic Couple Kissing

SMILING
for someone
is sweet. But
making someone
SMILE is the best feeling.

I love you more than the stars in the night
I love you even if every day we fight I love you,
what else can I do I just love you, I simply do.


I feel something in my heart,
it's like a little flame,
every time I see you, this flame lights up,
this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!


Always
remember to be
happy because
you never know
who's falling in
love with your
smile.

I like not only to be loved,
but to be told that I am loved. - George Elliot

I have never believed in love at first sight.
Love surely takes time to develop.
And I’m glad that I chose to let my love for you grow each day.
It’s worth the wait. I love you.

Love me once,
love me twice Love me
with no lies Love me thrice and many times As
long as bat and cat still rhymes.

How will I love you? Give you some flowers that are blue?
Take you to the movies for a date I’ll do anything to be your mate.

I can't promise to solve all your problem, a romantic quote

Bangla Short Love Poem, Bangla Love poem in both bangla and english language. all the love
poem are free to send any mobile. you can send this love poem on your girlfriend.

Sarakhon PRIYO jon dekhte cay 2'NOYON . janina aey mon ... OKARONE ridoye toleche SIHORON bujhina'to asole ki KARON .. 2mar majhey supechi a JIBON..
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Ami cilam"KOKABABU"2my dekhe holam"ROMEO"2mr sathe"SEDIN DEKHA HOECILO"erpor theke amr r"MON MANE NA"sudu "PORAN JAI JOLIA RE"it 100% LOVE.
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Prem Mane Ridoyer Tan,Prem Mane Ekto Oviman,2ti Pakhir 1te Nir,1ti Noder 2ti Tir,2ti Moner 1ti Asha,Tar Nam.VALOBASHA
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 Valo lage rat,jodi thake chad.valo lagena din songo bihin.valo lage sagorer dhew,jodi pashe thake kew.valo lage bristi jodi rakho dristi.

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 Ami To Hat BariyE Dariye Achi TomaR ValobasA Nibo BolE. Daw TUmi Koto Valobasa Debe AmAy. BinimoyE Akta Hridoy TomaY Dibo Ja Kokhono FiriyE Nibar Noy.. .......
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Valobasar sagore,Bose aci eka.Moner manus asbe bole,Mon rekeci faka.Ridoyer gohin bone,Tar cobi aka. Kopale ki ace lika.Pabo ki tar deka..
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Valobasar sagore,Bose aci eka.Moner manus asbe bole,Mon rekeci faka.Ridoyer gohin bone,Tar cobi aka. Kopale ki ace lika.Pabo ki tar deka..
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Valobasar sagore,Bose aci eka.Moner manus asbe bole,Mon rekeci faka.Ridoyer gohin bone,Tar cobi aka. Kopale ki ace lika.Pabo ki tar deka..
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Tumi BRISTY veja PAYE.. Samne ele MONE hoy.. AKASHEr VUKE jeno JOL cobi EKE jay.. Tumi HASLE buji mone hoy.. SHOPNO akashe PAKI dana mele de..
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Je 2make real vabe valobashe,Se kokhono 2make vule jabe na.Jodi 2make vule jawar jonno 100ta karon o thake,Tar por o tar theke se 1ta karon khuje ber korbe,Sudhu 2make pabar jonno.True love never end..!
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Sopno Bilasi Ami,Sopner Poth Khuji Obuj Mon Amar,Moner Kotha Kom Bujhi Ajob Manus Ami,Eka Thakte Valobashi.Obak Hoi Nijei,Jokhon Kosto Peyeo Hasi.
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2mi amar asar Alo, Adhar rater bati.. 2mi amar sunno jibon1matro Sathi. 2mi amar chawa-pawa, 2mi e sokol Sukh. Tomay pele dhonno Hobo, jurabe ei buk..!
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Ami HoyTO Tomar Jiboner Golper Akta Cira Pata. Hoyto Akdin Amake Vule Jabe. R Ami Caile O Tomake Vulte Parbna. Bcoz Tumi Amar Jiboner Golpo. Golper Pata Noy.. .
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JibonK KujtE GiyE TomaY PeyecI. NijeK ValobastE Giye TomaR PremE Poreci. JantaM Na KakE BolE ValobasA, Sikiyeco Tumi. ............... .......

WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil_gaye.! Titu (Excited ): Wo kaise?? WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya, 1 mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur 1 usne mujhe fek ke mara.. to wo_bhi utha layi Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi_h aajao.. . . . . . . . . . . Titu - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log_h Tera mann laga rahega. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif bhe hote_h Mohabbat Samundar Ki Wo Gehrai Hai, Jisme Aashik Doob Jate Hai, Par Hum Un Bewakufo Me Se Nahi, Hum To_Bas Muh Dokar Wapis Aa_Jate Hai.:-) _ Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon Titu : Bahut Zyada Wife : Phir_Bhi Kitni Titu : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1_Aur Le Aaun. : Itni Ki_Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le_Aaun. : Bahut Zyada Titu- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he? Pitu- Mandir Titu-Mandir kyu? Piut-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai_hoti. Titu: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H? Pitu: 100% Titu: Kaise? Pitu: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H. Titu ke ghar ladka hua, par_wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo_bhi chhota sa...! Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Titu: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe_ho? Titu: Main to uthta hi subha 9_baje hoon!

 Ek Jungle Me Sher Sherni Romance Kar Rahe The
To Sherni Ne Usse Roka Aur Aaju Baju Dekhane Lagi
To Sherne Pocha : Kyu Kya Huva Janu
Sherni : Dekh Rahi Hu Kahi Discovery Wale To Nahi Hai Na
Wo Sale MMS Bana Lete Hai !!!

 Boyfriend and Girlfriend room main khamosh
baithe they*
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha
hai?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe
hain?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!.
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Bf ki soch : Yar saala Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho
Gaya hai !!!



Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat pe gor kiya to pas khare Aadmi se pucha :-
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Is Car me esi kon si khoobi hai k iske itna daam lag rahe hai?
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Aadmi :- Ab tak is Car k 10 hadse hue hai or har haadse me sirf or sirf "Biwi" ki hi Maut hui hai.
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Aadmi :- 40 lakh

latest most romantic love and kobita collection. all the the poem you can send for free to your girlfriend mobile. if you like this poem please express your opinion on our comment box. you can also write your own poem on the comment box.

Romantic Love poem in english language

I'm so sad and depressed
Is all I want to do is rest
I go to sleep at night
But my dreams I just can't fight

I think of you lying in that bed
And wonder if there is anything I could have said
I wish you were still here
But I know that you are still near

I love you more than you know
I just wish you didn't have to go
I just want one more day with you
And I know thats what you would have wanted too

I miss you more and more each day
There is so much more we had to say
I know I will see you again
But my life is just started to begin. 

so tell me you hate me
and that you don't care
so tell me you never did
that it was all a dare

I was watching a movie thinking of how you move me
You do not see me watching now
It is clear to me that I want to be
Where my eyes can see, where my heart can feel, where my soul can trust...
You must know I cannot go one more nano-second
Without a touch, without a taste
Without a doubt we cannot waste our precious time
Please be mine
I do not need a sign anymore
For the book, my Earth has shook
I will be coming back for more
I am standing proud and tall
I am giving you my all
And I am getting back even more
So tell me not to worry, not to hurry, fight the fury so we can go
Even slower getting to know you are all I want and more
So second place I cannot waste one more breath on you
I am giving my all and the reciprocal

for her here some love kobita in bengali language..

Kobitao khokono khokono amaka nistobdo kora day.

mona mona babe ar --- kobita k balo basbo na.

Kobita ki bola jano, dhakbo ridoya aca koto agun,

opakkhar pala, samna to asba ar akta pagun,

pgun abar asacilo boba, kintu kobitar pagun ar aslo na,

Pagunar tana,tana, moumacira asa modu ahorona,

Kintu kobitar pagun ar aslo na,
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Kobitar aj kono basa nai, Bisonnota coka muka

donir dulali kobita,

soboi buj, kintu bujao na bujar van kora.

Tai to babi kobita k ar balo basbo na,
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Ak din asania gan sunato ja kobita,

aj sudu pal pal cahoni, nirobotai jar sohocor,

omon bodir kobita k valo basbo ki,

Tai to boli kobita k ar balo basbo na.
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Ak din ucchol ar prano bonto cilo ja kobita,

Akhon ami sudu tar smiriti hatrai,

Bisonno bodona sudu pal pal cahoni,

Amon jinis k ki balo basa jai.

tai to boli ar kobita k balo basbo na,
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Koto sriti aj ridoya uki mara,

ar kobita , aj akta bisal pathor,

tar aj nai kono onuvuti, sai joubonar kobita,

basa nai tar coka muka,

Tai to boli ar kobita k balo basbo na,
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Sisu kobita aj joubona, tar to omon thakar kotha na,

Nil akas niya likto ja kobita , aj basa hin,

Sobar kaca aj othorbo kobita,

omon jinis k ki balo basa jai,

tai to boli ar kobita k balo basbo na.

Latest Bengali love and romantic poem collection. here you can find Bengali valobashar sms, Bengali kobita collection. those all kobita and love romantic sms you can send free to your girlfriend.

Bangla love Poem #1

 Some Love Poem In English Language
:heart: Seven Words:heart:
When I'm with you,
eternity is a step away,
my love continues to grow,
with each passing day.

This treasure of love,
I cherish within my soul,
how much I love you,
you'll never really know.

You bring a joy to my heart,
I've never felt before,
with each touch of your heart,
I love you more and more.

Whenever we say goodbye,
whenever we part,
know I hold you dearly,
deep inside my heart.

So these seven words,
I pray you hold true,
"Forever and Always,
I Will Love You."
:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:


Bangla love Poem #2
 2mi ele tai.etodiner dukkho betha,shob e vule jai...koste vasi ashuk hashi,eito kori asha.shokal shaje amar mone,2mi shorbonasha....2mi ashai git gailo,shuk pakhira mile.temni kore jakna vore,shukher choa dile...-

Bangla love Poem #3
 HRidoy theke dak utceaire fire ai,Sh0no 2mai cara amarbeche thaka dai...2mar shei misti choatultule oi kol,shopto-shorger onuvutimone jagai dol...maki shei valoashaaire chere ai,Hridoyer dakta 2r kanshunte jeno pai..

Bangla love Poem #4
 1ta bishal prithibir tumi to kichui nou, tobe!! 1ta manush er kache tumi j bishal prithibi... 1ta bishal brikkher er kache tumi shamanno pata, tobe!! 1 ta manush er kache tmi j bishal brikkho... 1ta bishal shotter kache tumi chile porajito, tobe!! 1ta manush er kache tumi j bishal shotto...----------The End

Bangla love Poem #5
 Aj mner vetor sudui asha. Kon jonome pabo vhalobasa. Sudui kede jabo tar lagi, mon j amr bibagi. Noyon jure shaopno r ridoy jure asha, bojona ki amr vhalobasa. Keno a2 valo lage bolo na. Prithibite nei kono 2mr tulona.....!----------The End-------

Bangla love Poem #6
 noyone vase sodho tari chobi mon bole tare nahi pabi vranto sobi vranto sobi. dekhi tare sodho kolponate rakhe niko tar hat amar hate , ki je maya ache tar noyone khoji tare ami nil gogone rokto joba badha khola cole oi khola cole ami harai sobi vranto sobi vranto sobi--

Bangla love Poem #7
 sholpo vashi meye tumi, mridu mukher hashi. Oti sundor borno tomar tumai valobashi. Lomba lomba kesh tomar khupai beliful, chuke dicho kajol tumi kane sunar dul. Tumai dekhe thonni ami harai vober kul, chander shate upoma dile hobe amar vul. Amar jiboner shob pronoy tumai korbo dan, jibon diye holeo tobu rakbo pritir man.....

Tui ki akhon free
achis?
Ekta somay pelei
amay phon korish
1ta personal darkar
ache.
Urgent,Kauke bolbina plZ.
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Vabchi
"TAJMAHAL" ta BECHE DEBO.
Kinbi?

Tumi ekti bang.
tomar choto choto thang.
tumi ekti goru.
tomar lej ta tai shoru.
tumi ekti 6agol.
tai to tumi pagol.
Tomar matha mota,tai por6o msg ta gota...

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #1

Husband ek din mood mein tha...Bola biwi se...De De
Biwi : Hato Ji, Kaam Karne Do
Husband : Kapde Le Doongaa...De De Naa
Biwi : Hato Naa
Husband : Achcha Jewellery Le Doongaa..De De
Itne bachcha paas ke kamre se aaya aur bola
Daddy...MERI MAAR LO "CYCLE" DILA DO...

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #2

 Man Offering A Drink To A Lady In Bar
Lady: “ No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs ”
Man: “ Legs? That Is Strange, Do They Pain OrSwell? ”
Lady: “ No, They Spread “

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #3

 WIFE : Darling achcha batao...Wht is the difference between TRUTH & BELIEVE?
HUSBAND : RAJU Tumhara beta hai...This is TRUTH, RAJU Mera beta hai..I BELIEVE

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #4

 Today,Today,girl-what is my bra size? boy-32 girl-how? boy-yesterday i opened girl-but in my bra no number is there? boy-then what? i amengineer from load i can calculate area....

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #5

 Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
.
.
.
Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #6

 Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?
Girl: I don’t have any idea but it has enough calcium to help a Man’s boneless thing to standup!

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #7

 What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..
……………………………….
Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
………………………….
Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #8

 Bikini is a dress where 90% of thewoman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.

Agree???

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #9

 Tarzan and the animals went to the river for swimming….
Tarzan removed all his clothes. Allthe animals started laughing.
Tarzan asked “Why are you laughing”?
The animals told him…………….”Your tail is in the front”

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #10

 Doctor: You look so weak, exhausted.. Are you taking 3 meals a day as I have advised to you?
Woman: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #11

 Difference between your wife andyour job?
Your wife quit sucking after 3 years but your job didn’t.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes #12

One night, couple were laying down the husband gently taps
his wife’s hip and starts rubbing her breast. The wife turns over
and said: sorry honey, I’ve gynecologist appointment 2morrow and I
want to keep it fresh.”…………………………………..
The husband, dejected, turned over and tried to sleep.
Unable to sleep a few minute later, he taps his wife shoulder again. This
time he spoke slowly to her:
“Honey,Do you have a dentist appointment 2morrow too?”

Bangla Love SMS #1

Ogo rater Chaad, Ogo provater alo amr...
Tomay khuje berai protiti khon,
protiti niswhase.
Alo adharer a vubone tomay pai jenogo buker majare

Bangla Love SMS #2

Nirghum chokhe
kete jabe rath,
hariye jabe tomar
misti mukher vasa.
Bondhu tumi koriona
real valobasa.
Chokher pani sukhiye jabe,
ses hoye jabe jiboner choto choto asa.
Bondhu tumi koriona
real valobasa.
Sukh gulo ore jabe.Dukkho,
kosto, jontrona, ai buke badhbe basa.
Bondhu tumi koriona
real valobasa.

Bangla Love SMS #3

Kivabe bolbo tmk ami,
Jokhon tumi sudhui royecho amar vabana jure,
kivabe chaibo tmk ami,
Jokhon tumi sudhui royecho amr sopno jure,
kivabe valobasbo tomake ami,
Jokhon tumi sudhui royecho amr ontor jure,
kivabe jete di tmk ami,
Jokhon tumi sudhui royecho amr deho jure

Bangla Love SMS #4

Ekta Pori esechilo amar kache, bollo : ki chaai bolo.
Ami amar wish -er kotha bollam. Shune se bollo,
sorry R ekta Pori ami dite parbona.
Jano ami kee cheyechhilam ? Tomake

Bangla Love SMS #5

Tumi amar moner jor, Tumi amar shokal-dupur, Tumi amar moner ayna, Tomay chara kichu chaina, Tumi amar shob vabna, Karon tumi-j-amar ''toilet er bodna''

Bangla Love SMS #6

Kichu kotha omolin, Kichu betha shimahin, Kichu chaoa shortohin Nai-ba hok dekha protidin, Tobuo mora bondhu robo chirodin.

Bangla Love SMS #7

Nishi jokhon vor hobe,Shukhtara nive jabe,Shuru hobe notun din,Dukkho-hotasha-klanti vule,Dingulo hok omolin, Shuvo hok tomar agamir protitidin.valo theko

Bangla Love SMS #8

valobasha holo nil projapoti ,jodi shokto kore dhoro more jabe,jodi halka kore dhoro ure jabe,jodi ador kore dhoro tobe kase robe.

Bangla Love SMS #9

Aktu khusi, aktu pawoa,aktu kase asha,aktu ador,kisu ovinno muhurto,kisu sopno,kisu asha , ar sob kisur name valobasha.

Bangla Love SMS #10

Tomake jodi 10 jon valobase, tader moddhe ekjon ami,
Jodi ekjon valobase, tahole seta ami
Aar jodi keu na valobase, tahole bujhe niyo ami aar ei Prithibite nei

Bangla Love SMS #11

Chokher kone
akash rakho,
megher kole
chobi ako,
fuler moto
rongin thako,
dukkho gulo
dure rakho,
bondhur moto
pase thako....

Bangla Love SMS #12

klanto diner alosh khane atit jakhon porbe mone, amar kotha tomar mone naiba jodi roy S.M.S. tuku debe tomay nirab porichay......

Bangla Love SMS #13

BABA:Tor kamon bou pochondo? CHELE:Chadermoto. BABA:Mane khub sundor CHELE:Na! mane rate asbe R sokale chole jabe.

Bangla Love SMS #14

Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha, Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha. Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo,Ey eid 2mar jonno boye anuk Onabil Anondo.

Bangla Love SMS #15

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela, Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela, Bondhu onek pawa jai baralay hat, Amar kacha tui ja Bondhu..Oi Akaser e Chad!

Bangla Love SMS #16

Valobasa.seto 2may na bola
kotha "valobasa.seto plabone
vasa.. "valobasa.seto shimul
tular urauri.. "valobasa.seto ami
akash R 2mi nil ghuri..

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 01

Chokher kone
akash rakho,
megher kole
chobi ako,
fuler moto
rongin thako,
dukkho gulo
dure rakho,
bondhur moto
pase thako....

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 02

.Hridoy diye vebo sudu hridoyer kotha. Aj teke 2mi hobe Projapotir pakha.Vebona kokhono acho aka, hat baralei pabe, 2mi amar dekha.

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 03

Santo hobe osanto mon. Thakle pase apon jon adhar kete futbe alo. Bolbe jokhon achi valo. Misti kore dile hasi. Ful futbe rasi rasi

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 04

Onek Valobasi 2may, 2mi Hoyto Bujho Na, Onek Sukh Dite Chai 2may, 2mi Hoyto Jano Na. Onek Kache Pete Chai 2may, 2mi Hoyto Asbe Na. Tobuo Onek Valobasi Ami 2may..!!

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 05

 tumi jodi tomar valobashar manustar shate oviman koro.tobe shey oviman 1k matro tomar valobashar manus tai vangte pare ar keu na.ar she jodi tomar ovimanta na vange chesta kore tobe joto din jabe toto tomar ovimanta barte thakbe.ar shey oviman tai holo real love 1ta porichoy.

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 06

Manusher jibone chaoar sesh nei,

sopner somapti nei, akulotar onti nei.

Amr chaoa 2mi, sopno 2mi,

sob akulota sudu tmr maje,

amr jibon sudu tmk gire priyotoma

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 07

Tumi naki khup santo sisto 1ta may-but akhon tumi amar valobasha peia.hoyia geco tumi bador-tai valobeshe korci tomay ami ador.ador peia bador mayta hoyia jai akebare chup-shey maytake valobashte tokhon amar sad jage khup.sudu 1ta kothy bolte eiche kore tokhon valobasha tumi shotti oborup..

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 08

Manush Manusher jonno, Pakhi Akhasher jonno,

Jol Nodir jonno, Sobuj Prokritir jonno,

Pahar Jornar jonno, V.basha sobar jonno,

R ami sudhu tomar jonno.

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 09

Amar Moner Akase Aj Nilimar Hasi,Amar Jiboner Bagane Aj Fuler Rasi.Ami Nirobe Eke Jai Sopner Nodi.Chad Hariye Jabe Pashe Thako 2mi Jodi..!Kin2 2mi Kothai?..!

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 10

.Valobasa mane sopno bona obiram, Valobasa mane osru jhorar nam, Valobasa mane mayari bondhon, Valobasa mane ridoyeri spondon.

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 11

.Tomar jonno shob shuk ami kine anbo.. Tomar sokol dukko niye chokher jole vasbo.. Tobou tomake shudu tomakey valobashbo.

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 12

Valobasha jodi PAKHI hoto, Ratri shese ure jeto oy dur akashe, Valobasha jodi SHOPNO hoto, Gum shese paliye jeto SHOPNOPURIR deshe, Valobasha jodi MEGH hoto, Domka hawuay ure jeto PAHARIAR gaye. Tumi ki jano shokhi.. Valobasha kare koy???

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 13

Akaser ase nelema. 

Paharer ase jhorna.

Nodir ase mohona.

Shagorer ase teer.

Pakhir ase neer.

tomar ase ke ?

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 14

Ami 2mai Harabona Konodin,Jodi Dhore Rakho.Ami Hajar Poth Pari Debo,Jodi 2mi Sathe Thako.Amar Sob Sopno Sotti Hobe.Jedin Amai Valobasbe,Amar Hridoyta Venge Jabe,Jedin 2mi Vul Bujbe..!

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 15

Manusher jibone chaoar sesh nei,

sopner somapti nei, akulotar onti nei.

Amr chaoa 2mi, sopno 2mi,

sob akulota sudu tmr maje,

amr jibon sudu tmk gire priyotoma

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 16

.Aaj raate ki ami asbo.. ektu romance korte? aaj mood khub bhalo achhe. sudhu kiss ar kamor debo.. joldi reply diyo... tomar priyo mosha.

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 17

Surjer ki dosh, 

alo day tomak

Choker ki dosh, dekhta chay tomak

Shopner ki dosh, kolpona kore tomak

Hridoyer ki dosh,

kache dake tomak

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 18

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon. Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron. Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vetor goron.. Pore dio Mon!

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 19

Vola jay na=Sriti 

Badha jay na=Somoy

Jana jay na=Vobissot

Kena jay na=Mon

Paoa jay na=Otit

Hariye jay na= Valobasa

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 20

Ami tomake hasabo 

Majhe majhe kadabo

Hoytoba ragabo

Ovimane fulabo

Ekdin hotath harabo

Chirotore gumabo

Ei ami chilam, ekdin vababo.

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 21

Ogo rater Chaad, Ogo provater alo amr...

Tomay khuje berai protiti khon,

protiti niswhase.

Alo adharer a vubone tomay pai jenogo buker majare

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 22

Kotha chilo robe 2mi nil pranto chue amr pane,

kotha chilo sunbe 2mi amr joto koster kotha,

kichu bada, kichu glani, hoechilo amr 1tu khani deri,

opekkha 2mi koroni.

2mi pashani, naki ovimani, naki a tmr mon volano khamkheyali.

Tobuo tmr ashay achi, jodi fire aso 2mi

Bangla Love Romantic SMS: 23

Ami cilam"KHOKABABU"2my dekhe holam"ROMEO"2mr sathe"SEDIN DEKHA HOECILO"erpor theke amr r"MON MANE NA"sudu "PORAN JAI JOLIA RE"it's a "100% LOVE"

Love poem for her is not just an art of loving, Everyone Know Girl Like Love Poem. From The Ancient To Today Many Of love making there love start with a love poem. here today i collect the best love poem for her. this is the unique collection of love poem.

Love Poem For Her By Brandon

Holly

 Her beauty is that of a million diamonds glittering in the sun

Each reflecting its own ray of light making brilliant patterns

The angels gasp in the wake of her presence

She in herself being a masterpiece of God’s work

As his giant gentle hands molded her he knew exactly who she would be

She would be the one who could make a man stop and gasp

Who could content a man just being within his arms

Making him fill with warmth through just a brush of the lips

Whose smile could light up the surrounding darkness

Whose laugh could make anyone believe they had wings

She would be the one who that young man would fall for

Who would see her true beauty in the surrounding gloom

Who would long for mere minutes with her

Who would always long for just the feel of her hand

He would know how lucky he was

He wouldn’t mistake infatuation over love

He would realize all prayers had been answered

He would simply pray “I want her to be the one”

My Angel

Rick Morley

Some people believe, there is a one

The one who points, your way to the sun.

A person they believe, makes them complete

The one who will support, when facing defeat

‘You are my angel’, my one and only

My forever love, so we’ll never be lonely.

You’ve brought to my life, all your love and care

It made me see, when I realized how rare . .

It is to meet your angel, or their lifetime one

Through you and my children, whose life has begun.

What you’ve done, you’ve illuminated my soul

It’s you and your love, that has made me whole.

The feel of your love, your soft touch and caress

We’re tight so close, your heart beats in my chest.

All that we have, always felt missing before

Though I love you today, tomorrow it will be more.

Our love is life, we are the strongest tree

Which will always grow forever, like you and me.

You have opened my heart and held it so dear

You are my angel and will always keep it near.

You have seen my ups and cared when I was low.

‘You are my angel’, I just need you to know.

You entered my life, through a ray of sun above

And when we leave, we will leave together in love

My love for you, has become my reason to be

I hope one day you’ll find, your angel in me.

Shadowing Eternity

Oscar Grullon

A special place for you and me

An undying bond to guide us free

Loneliness blocking the day

Our Love lighting the way

Your gentle touch

Your smiling face

There is no corner

No dark place

Our passion flowing in the waves

My heart stands still

Awaiting your pace

Our love, withstanding time

Diminishing doubt, in our mind

There is no place I rather be…

Than in your heart and in your dreams…

My Sweet Savior

Hunter Wortham

I felt so rejected, alone and sad

like an abandoned puppy left to wander a street

it was then that I realized, that my life was real bad

so I disowned every challenge I happened to meet

I just gave up on trying to make others happy

so I fell in a hole that was too deep to climb

I sure didn’t care if others felt crappy

people got on my nerves for such a long time

’til that day I saw someone who changed my ways

it was someone who I knew and disliked so much

but the way that I felt when my eyes met her gaze

I forgot all my troubles, my sorrows and such

she helped pull me out of that hellish, dark hole

I got all my thoughts back on track and my heart set in place

she filled up this feeling, one that never felt full

she got rid of my hatred, which I’ll never re-trace

it was then that I noticed, how my life would get better

she became my sweet savior, a gift from above

my life would be nothing, had I never met her

I’m glad that I have someone now that I love.

This is my first time writing poems. It was a project for school. This poem is dedicated to my girlfriend of one year. I hope you like it.

Euphony Of A Kiss

Michael Prochaska

A kiss of passion

In a moment’s lapse

Seems to linger longer

With a fervent fiery flame

Burning between our avid lips

Wrapped up in a romantic nuance;

A feeling never felt,

Never known, never shown

Never till now

Under the moon’s radiant glare

We feel the wind blow smoothly

As it caresses our cheeks ever so tenderly

And we embrace the dark night’s sky

As my head tilts closer to you

And our eyes meet in a timeless glance

Before they close and we drift

Into each other’s hearts.

One heart beat, not two

Our kiss is the rhythm of a euphonic melody

That of which can’t be sung

‘cause the lyrics we cannot fathom

But I know the song very well

It’s the tune that will never cease playing

In my heart

When I’m with you.

Rebecca

Aaron Garcia

Oh my darling love how I adore thee

Your skin is as soft as flower petals

Your face carries the sun’s bright light to me

Your luscious lips touch mine like cold metals

Your long graceful fingers wrap mine gently

Your deep blue eyes reflect that of the sea

How sweet your voice is as it sings lightly

The refined swing of your hips; all for me

But oh, my love, we take it for granted

We go down together floating… floating

Without a farewell, you leave me stranded

I dreamt of you as you left me dying

All the splendid times we’ve shared together

How I’ve longed to be with you forever

Love Poem for Her

Evergreen Love Poem

I love you in the morning
I love you in the night
I love you in the afternoon
With all my breath and might.

Could I love you more than that
It would be hard to say.
I only know that without you
I feel I'd fade away.

I'll love you till my life's no more
And time has ceased to be,
And hope that on the other side
We'll love eternally.

Some Love Poem Collection In The Picture

Short Love Poem

ক বি তা

ভালোবাসা বলতে আমি কী বুঝি

           

ভালোবাসা বলতে আমি কী বুঝি একটু ব্যাখ্যা
                                করা দরকার
কেন একটি জীবনভর শুধু ভালোবাসা ভালোবাসা করলাম,
প্রেমে ও নারীতে এত বেশি মুগ্ধ হলাম আমি

তারও নিশ্চয় একটি গূঢ় কারণ আছে;
ভালোবাসার মধ্যে মানুষের জন্ম, নারীগর্ভ থেকে
                                 তার এই মর্ত্যে আসা
নারী তার মাতৃস্নেহ, নারী তার প্রথম মা ডাক,
এই নারী তার মাতৃভাষা, নারী তার এই মাতৃভূমি
নারী ছাড়া তার কোনো দিন পৃথিবী দেখাই হতো না।
নারীর শরীরে জন্ম, নারীর শরীরে বৃদ্ধি
                                নাভিমূলে নাড়ীর সংযোগ,
মাকে ডেকে তার এই ভালোবাসতে শেখা
নারী তার মাতা, ভোগিনী, পিতৃস্নেহ, এই
                                নারীই প্রেমিকা,
তার প্রেম, তার দেশপ্রেম, স্নেহ ও বাৎসল্য
সব ফল্গুধারার মতো এই নারী থেকে উৎসারিত;
দেবী তার নারী, নারীই ঈশ্বরী
নারী তার প্রেমের মানবী,
সম্ভবত এ জন্যই ভালোবাসা ভালোবাসা করে
                                আমি পাগল,
প্রেমে মত্ত, সারাটা জীবন এত
                বিষণ্ন, ব্যথিত।

Bangla Love and romantic sms collection. you can send free sms from here. bring here collected the top rated bengali love and romantic poem in this week. Benglai Have A Historical background of love and romantic poem. many of our writer write so many benglai love poem. here just collect some special love and romantic quote which someone can use as like a sms.

Bangla Short and Romantic Love SMS About Ratri.

Ratri dekheche amai aro eakbar kadte.
ratri dekhese hajar loker vitor nijeke harate.
ratri dekhese vison kaser manush ti koto dure thake.
dekheche amar ooi ekla ghartai nirbikarchitte takate
nijer " sopno" sajate ...ar .. bhangte...

This poem is all about love and friendship related

Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear

Short love sms

Ami tomake hasabo
Majhe majhe kadabo
Hoytoba ragabo
Ovimane fulabo
Ekdin hotath harabo
Chirotore gumabo
Ei ami chilam, ekdin vababo.

Benglai love poem in bangla language

1ti jines k valobasi Nijer jeboner theke besi, Tumi ki jano ami ka k valobasi Tomar mukhe lukiye thaka 1tu laguk hasi. I Love You.

Bangla Love shayari

Apni to mohabbat ki itni kahani hai,
Tooti hui kashti or tehhra hua pani hai,
Ek phool kitabon may dam tor chuka hai,
Magar kuch yaad nahi aata yeh kis ki nishani hai

Best bangla sms collection

Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni